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That new turf seems to be working out well. 

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    I had the chance to talk to a buddy who has been to multiple practices and every person on this thread except the clown that thinks NFL scouts make a bunch of money would trust this buddy's unvarnishe

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21 minutes ago, Deej said:

UT football players over the past several years, after these injuries:

"See? this is why you don't make an effort."

this needs more love.

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Just now, TheMailBox357 said:

 

Why do people keep quoting this dipshit. None of his takes or tweets are worth the digital paper.

Just now, TheMailBox357 said:

 

This guy tweeting that is funny considering he was crying for hours about our pool party and the fact it was held on a Thursday. Said we didn’t get “any of our top targets to attend”

1 minute ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

God forbid he'd read this thread. 

4 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

2022 Fall Camp:  Extreme Vaginitis 

 

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5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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South Austin's mom prepping for the next guy up.

8 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

For what? Because of some untimely and unfortunate injuries?

2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

For what? Because of some untimely and unfortunate injuries?

With a name like LaCour, he's probably of French descent and used to surrendering. 

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The majority of people in the stadium won’t even know what happened on Saturday. 

You are so right about that.

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These are awesome and done by one of our most talented Surlies…but they are appropriate here

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4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

These are awesome and done by one of our most talented Surlies…but they are appropriate here

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Dang….truth in advertising 🙂

1 minute ago, turtlepond said:

Dang….truth in advertising 🙂

The bottom left corner of the Kansas one set me off into an uncontrollable flurry of giggles. It’s where I’m at I guess right now with Longhorn Football 

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

The majority of people in the stadium won’t even know what happened on Saturday. 

Well, anyone with South end zone seats. 

2022 Fall Camp: it’s not Longhorn football until a fan does this…

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5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

2022 Fall Camp: it’s not Longhorn football until a fan does this…

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That's about the score I expect with 1.5 seconds left in the second quarter of most of our football games this year. 

2 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

"snakebit" comes in many forms. Did any of us think we were going to roll into this season sober?

I was just hoping to get face value for my season tix…just kidding. I usually try to be at all the home games. 

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7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

2022 Fall Camp: it’s not Longhorn football until a fan does this…

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Is that mike leach?

3 minutes ago, Fug said:

Is that mike leach?

Army Brat's great-grandson. 

Just caught up, and...well shit...

 

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4 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

Can’t understate the loss of Neyor. We don’t have anyone with that combo of size and deep threat speed.  That guy opened up the whole field for the offense.  Having him as a play action deep threat was what made our 12 personnel so dangerous. Even worse, Wells has been saying how much chemistry Ewers had with him.  Just an absolute kick in the nuts. 

damn that dude's done a hell of a lot to have never played a fucking game here

I can see Sark formulating the plan now.  Start Card to keep him from transferring. Card lights up a pushover ULM squad game 1, then shits the bed against Bama……enter Super Quinn without the potential confidence-squelching Quinn might incur facing Bama in his 1st or 2nd start.  

I knew we should have gone after more WRs in the transfer portal. 

Anyone remember that episode of "Coach" where Hayden Fox fakes an injury to his quarterback to throw off his former mentor, head coach, Jake "the Snake" Conally before their big bowl game (Pineapple Bowl.. if memory serves)...???

Alabama??   Saban???   Game 2????  

 

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Sark really should have gotten a receiver from the portal that wasn’t going to tear his ACL. Clearly a coaching error. 

You can pinpoint the exact moment where Surly's heart was broken. 

 

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9 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

2022 Fall Camp: Need an Old Priest and a Young Priest

You can be disappointed with the team, but wanting them to be sexually abused is a little over the line.

37 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

damn that dude's done a hell of a lot to have never played a fucking game here

Correct.  That is how transfers work. Any other questions?

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

2022 Fall Camp: Our Fans are a Bunch of Pussies

Accustomed to getting fucked?

Does Neyor still get his full NIL deal if he never plays a single snap?

6 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Does Neyor still get his full NIL deal if he never plays a single snap?

Dude is gonna get NIL with Texas institute of hip and knee surgery. 

1 hour ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

I can see Sark formulating the plan now.  Start Card to keep him from transferring. Card lights up a pushover ULM squad game 1, then shits the bed against Bama……enter Super Quinn without the potential confidence-squelching Quinn might incur facing Bama in his 1st or 2nd start.  

Card will shit the locker room so badly before the Bama game that the janitorial staff will be getting combat pay. 

Meanwhile, IT will be slobbing his knob. 

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