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Kinda feels like the 9.95ers are running hit pieces on the kid this week. Also, I haven't seen a single 9.95er practice report from yesterday other than freaking Hookah Horn. None of them thought that'd be a relevant follow-up after the scrimmage?

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4 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Kinda feels like the 9.95ers are running hit pieces on the kid this week. Also, I haven't seen a single 9.95er practice report from yesterday other than freaking Hookah Horn. None of them thought that'd be a relevant follow-up after the scrimmage?

Magic 8 ball— Are any posters going to be sober enough at the open practice to accurately assess which kid should be QB1?

35 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Totally impossible. Met them both. That would be a neat parlor trick though. 

But... did you meet them both?  Same room?  Same time?

2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

But... did you meet them both?  Same room?  Same time?

Yep! 

6 minutes ago, turtlepond said:

Magic 8 ball— Are any posters going to be sober enough at the open practice to accurately assess which kid should be QB1?

I’d be happy with an unbiased report a box score type of deal with a little bit of description but that’s not what we’re gonna get. Even if we got that people will find a way to shit on the messenger unless it’s what they want to hear.

The QB plan has been decided:

1st down - Card

2nd down - Murphy

3rd down - Ewers

I hope you’re all happy. 

1 hour ago, stork642 said:

I guarantee some fake insider on Reddit doesn’t know anything about which QB gets chosen.  

Right, which is what I was trying to refer to, but may have missed the mark. I actually think it's a good sign when our reports and those close to the program are all over the place due to little information being out there. Shutting down a practice was a good sign in my opinion. If Sark could get FCB and Kurt Bohls's press passes, then I think we'd finally be heading in the right direction. Both those guys are a fucking beating.

43 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

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What the fuck is this? 

1 hour ago, Codaxx said:

It will be Ewers, because Sark went 2021 season watching Texas miss deep ball after deep ball. Sark can’t be an “offensive genius”, if he has QBs that are 20% on the deep ball. The OL isn’t good enough to rely on 10 play drives vs quality defenses. This team will need to hit big plays to win 

Bingo. We want to run and throw deep. Ewers can hit the big play

19 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

But... did you meet them both?  Same room?  Same time?

 

16 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yep! 

I drove both of them in an RV at the same time.  Twas fun.

45 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

CJ Vogel 

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Top notch journalism right here folks, this fucking retard didn't even bother to look up the kids' birthday and see how old he is. Thanks for letting me know to completely ignore anything this dimwit writes.

3 minutes ago, The Beast said:

What the fuck is this? 

a hit piece

Bingo. We want to run and throw deep. Ewers can hit the big play

You know the narrative was that when Sam left our QB accuracy and specifically the deep ball was instantly better.

But if we keep saying it, like my prediction of 10 wins, it will eventually happen.
54 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

CJ Vogel 

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So he's the anti-Baker? 

Let's roll. 

23 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yep! 

Soooo. Eifel tower?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol, J/K, you walked right into that one. 

8 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

 

I drove both of them in an RV at the same time.  Twas fun.

What? Everyone lived?

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

This season is going to be like Bull Durham…

I can get us a rainout against Bama.

8 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Soooo. Eifel tower?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lol, J/K, you walked right into that one. 

What? Everyone lived?

They documented the whole trip on surly. At one point they were all sitting at a table and @Wulaw Hornface was kinda pale ish and his eyes looked bloodshot and had this expression like, “I’ve made a terrible mistake.”

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3 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I can get us a rainout against Bama.

Then I will just call Ewers “meat” for now. Lol. I’ll just call him Ebby Calvin 'Nuke' LaLoosh. Hopefully, he won’t drill Bevo with a long errant pass. 

52 minutes ago, MrBig said:

So Quinn is doing a lot of this instead of being a bookworm? Thanks NIL
 

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45 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yep! 

 

48 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

But... did you meet them both?  Same room?  Same time?

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3 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

So basically he's Ryan Leaf

He took Washington State to the Rose Bowl.

44 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

You know who else was chill?

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Norman Dale: "All right. Listen up. Listen up. Here's what we're gonna' do: Jimmy, they're gonna' be expecting you to take the last shot. We're gonna' use you as a decoy. Buddy, you get the ball in to Merle on the picket fence. He's gonna' take the last shot. All right, let's go."

(uneasy pause)

Norman Dale: ". . . What's the matter with you guys? . . . What's the matter with you?!"

Jimmy Chitwood: "I'll make it."

Norman Dale: "All right. Buddy, get the ball to Jimmy, top of the key. Spread the floor. Let's go!"

* * * * *

Norman Dale: "I love you guys."

 

If that scene doesn't make the hair stand up on the back of your neck, check your pulse--you might be dead. 

 

 

1 hour ago, Longhornlove said:

Top notch journalism right here folks, this fucking retard didn't even bother to look up the kids' birthday and see how old he is. Thanks for letting me know to completely ignore anything this dimwit writes.

a hit piece

That was the first thing I noticed too.  18?

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That was the first thing I noticed too.  18?

He assumed.  And as we all know, assumption is the mother of all fuckups.

 

 

51 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

This season is going to be like Bull Durham…

young girls they do get wooly

cuz of all the stress

27 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Then I will just call Ewers “meat” for now. Lol. I’ll just call him Ebby Calvin 'Nuke' LaLoosh. Hopefully, he won’t drill Bevo with a long errant pass. 

You’re gonna call him that and he’s gonna end up being a huge Porky's fan and ask you “why do they call you Blossom?” 

49 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

This season is going to be like Bull Durham…

This season is starting to feel like last season. Sark said he was going to name a starting QB sooner than he did last year, but that doesn’t seem to be happening. Which makes me nervous and anxious. 

36 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

So basically he's Ryan Leaf

Nah.  Leaf was high strung.  Quinn is not.  

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

The QB plan has been decided:

1st down - Card

2nd down - Murphy

3rd down - Ewers

I hope you’re all happy. 

And if there is a 4th down, all three are in.

Stone has a significantly stronger leg than Bert

43 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

So basically he's Ryan Leaf

His ceiling is Jeff George 

2 hours ago, Longhorn94 said:

Both QBs are hard workers who are extremely talented but neither has proven themselves on Saturday.

We at least have some Sarurday data points on one of them, and they weren't positive. 

14 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Nah.  Leaf was high strung.  Quinn is not.  

 

 

 

 

Not after a couple Oxys he wasn’t. 

The Texas coaches need to do what the Mighty Ducks did to Goldberg. Duct tape him to the goalpost and let the defense tee off on him until he is longer afraid.

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

The Texas coaches need to do what the Mighty Ducks did to Goldberg. Duct tape him to the goalpost and let the defense tee off on him until he is longer afraid.

A code red?

1 minute ago, ONE YARD said:

Starting to get txts saying it’s card.  But they probably are just reading this fucking thread.   Ugh. 

Well tell them to text you if they see you said they’re probably reading this his thread 

Edited by BurntOrange&White

I still tend to think Sark starts Card. Ewers has taken 2 snaps where he handed the ball off in college football, so he’s in no way a proven talent. Sark likely values consistency and playbook knowledge I think over a “reckless*” QB who might show more upside. System vs talent, if you will. (* If we can believe reports - not sure we can) 

Hope I am dead wrong. This team has a low ceiling around 7 or 8 wins this year imo so everything they do needs to be for 2023. 

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1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

The QB plan has been decided:

1st down - Card

2nd down - Murphy

3rd down - Ewers

I hope you’re all happy. 

This could work just as well as my high school team having two guards that ran in the plays.

4 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

Starting to get txts saying it’s card.  But they probably are just reading this fucking thread.   Ugh. 

Are they insider types?

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7 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

I still tend to think Sark starts Card. Ewers has taken 2 snaps where he handed the ball off in college football, so he’s in no way a proven talent. Sark likely values consistency and playbook knowledge I think over a “reckless*” QB who might show more upside. System vs talent, if you will. (* If we can believe reports - not sure we can) 

Hope I am dead wrong. This team has a low ceiling around 7 or 8 wins this year imo so everything they do needs to be for 2023. 

Yeah Sark better value his job too. 

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