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3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Caption doesn’t much up with the video 

 

If that was one of the reported picks then pffft. Those are half speed routes against guys who know the plays

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    I had the chance to talk to a buddy who has been to multiple practices and every person on this thread except the clown that thinks NFL scouts make a bunch of money would trust this buddy's unvarnishe

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42 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Well didn’t seem like Stone did well tonight

Will Stone, a left-footed kicker, missed wide left and off the right goal post from 45 yards on the right hash. 

Then missed wide left and wide right from the center of the field from 40 yards. He made the third attempt from 40.

 

What’s he gonna do with 103,000 fans yelling in 100 degree heat, with the wind in his face, seeing 5  6’5” dudes with their arms in the air bearing down on him?

So are they actually practicing or are they just doing fan-service walkthroughs?

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Yea.  Buddy sent video.  Ewers just slinged it 60 with a flick of the wrist.  Impressive

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7 minutes ago, Deej said:

TexAgs:

"My source who infiltrated the super secret sip practice said there were fans doing all sorts of gay stuff in the stands, and homeless people were shitting all over the field."

both are 100% believable.

87 is guy named Parker Alford. I’m shocked he didn’t get any separation. 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I wonder if we see a line like this T some point this season:

 

Banks Conner Hutson Campbell Williams

Like the 2nd half of Monroe.

8 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

If that was one of the reported picks then pffft. Those are half speed routes against guys who know the plays

Looks like he fell down trying to run the route.  

2 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

it's the pox... 

Texags... "cause thayre all gay"

"Got pics of theyre practis"

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5 minutes ago, SarksJuggs said:

87 is guy named Parker Alford. I’m shocked he didn’t get any separation. 

Uh - football isn't about race. Clean it up, asshole. 

When I played basketball, I use to play really crappy before the game and made sure the other team saw how bad I looked. Maybe that’s what the team is doing.
 

I just wish I wasn’t also bad during the game too. 

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Just now, closetohumping said:

As mace windu said “this party is over”

Man I loved that movie when I was like 10 years old. 

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That and Revenge of the Sith are still kind of guilty pleasures for me. 

4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Watts with a pick 6 on Card.  As mace windu said “this party is over”

Take it to the shart thread. 

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

I was around for morenz/brown

South Austin’s mom was right in the middle.

22 hours ago, ChickenNuggets said:

welp... apparently " disabling chemicals" are not allowed... so I'm out.. 

that was a typo. It was supposed to read disabled chemists. 

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Man I loved that movie when I was like 10 years old. 

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That and Revenge of the Sith are still kind of guilty pleasures for me. 

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4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Watts with a pick 6 on Card.  As mace windu said “this party is over”

I’ve never heard of so many pick 6’s as our qb’s evidently in practice…. Can no one on the offense tackle? Lol.   Every reported interception is a pick 6.  

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Uh - football isn't about race. Clean it up, asshole. 

I didn’t mention his race. The point was he’s a senior WR that nobody has heard of and he’s appeared in 2 games in 4 years….and he’s also a good kid from a good family. 

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Man I loved that movie when I was like 10 years old. 

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That and Revenge of the Sith are still kind of guilty pleasures for me. 

Yessir till this day Mace kicked Palpatine’s ass in that fight confirmed by George Lucas 

15 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

it's the pox... 

Nothing like two young men playing grab ass in the shower to increase team bonding and morale

Just now, SarksJuggs said:

I didn’t mention his race. The point was he’s a senior WR that nobody has heard of and he’s appeared in 2 games in 4 years….and he’s also a good kid from a good family. 

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2 minutes ago, JohnnyTapia said:

Yessir till this day Mace kicked Palpatine’s ass in that fight confirmed by George Lucas 

So palpatine didn’t throw the fight?   
 

 

In about 30 minutes someone who was at the practice is going to pop into this thread and declare their preconceived notion they went into practice with was confirmed by their biased viewing of an hour of team drills.

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

So palpatine didn’t throw the fight?   
 

 

No, George Lucas confirmed Mace won the fight straight up

4 minutes ago, JohnnyTapia said:

Yessir till this day Mace kicked Palpatine’s ass in that fight confirmed by George Lucas 

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Our first string punter is an Aussie and they always suck in year one. Our backup punter can’t kick it out of his shadow. Both the FG kickers sort of suck. 
I really hope we embrace our inner Mike Leach and just go for it all the times. It’s almost always the mathematical best decision too. 

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So the open practice was a bunch of INTs and missed FGs? Midseason form

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

Our first string punter is an Aussie and they always suck in year one. Our backup punter can’t kick it out of his shadow. Both the FG kickers sort of suck. 
I really hope we embrace our inner Mike Leach and just go for it all the times. It’s almost always the mathematical best decision too. 

We won't need to worry about extra points when we go three and out for the entire second half of games. 

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Our first string punter is an Aussie and they always suck in year one. Our backup punter can’t kick it out of his shadow. Both the FG kickers sort of suck. 
I really hope we embrace our inner Mike Leach and just go for it all the times. It’s almost always the mathematical best decision too. 

God gave us 4 downs for a reason

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Our first string punter is an Aussie and they always suck in year one. Our backup punter can’t kick it out of his shadow. Both the FG kickers sort of suck. 
I really hope we embrace our inner Mike Leach and just go for it all the times. It’s almost always the mathematical best decision too. 

Our Aussie punter is in year 2.

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Our first string punter is an Aussie and they always suck in year one. Our backup punter can’t kick it out of his shadow. Both the FG kickers sort of suck. 
I really hope we embrace our inner Mike Leach and just go for it all the times. It’s almost always the mathematical best decision too. 

WTF Were they doing all summer??

1 minute ago, D3zii said:

WTF Were they doing all summer??

Banging chicks and slammin buds what they should be doing amirite!?!?!

3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Our Aussie punter is in year 2.

I thought that one moved on and we got even another one, no? 

8 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

So palpatine didn’t throw the fight?   
 

 

 

6 minutes ago, JohnnyTapia said:

No, George Lucas confirmed Mace won the fight straight up

Well... it's complicated. Sure Windu won the fight but I think it can be reasonably inferred that Palpatine knew that Anakin would save him. So maybe Palpatine couldn't have actually taken him but losing was part of the master plan. 

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

I thought that one moved on and we got even another one, no? 

Pearson was a freshman last year. Bujcevski moved on. He had been here 3 or 4 years.

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