August 19, 20223 yr Just now, derpyhorndog said: Live look at @closetohumping after narrowly escaping a run-in with @closetojumping at Atlanta airport Priority Pass lounge. He’s out of the country. Will be a shame if he was detained without internet access
August 19, 20223 yr Just now, Vertigo said: I seriously wonder if Jake Langi was a source to a bunch of these 9.95ers. They whiffed like a motherfucker on this one. Ooh the plot thickens as to why he left all sudden like. Sark canned him for leaking info. Let the crazy theories come to light.
August 19, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said: Let's not forget FCB was the first to report yesterday morning that two sources told him Card was the leader in the clubhouse. Let’s also not forget that you should collect some money from ketch and FCB for spreading their aids on this board this past week. If you aren’t related to Hudson Card then you gotta at least be a family friend haha. In all fairness I like all your posts with the exception of stanning for Card.
August 19, 20223 yr 8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: He needs to learn how to take the fucking loss and move on like a man….good grief
August 19, 20223 yr 13 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said: I’m back on the 10-2 train. Losing to Bama by 60 and Baylor by 18 the mullet will have 38 tds. 42 picks. But we avg 44 points a game can you imagine? all in for this. would be better than the abomination that was last year
August 19, 20223 yr Popular Post Now everyone go get some rest. We have at least a couple of more meltdowns before the opener.
August 19, 20223 yr Just now, WinningIsHard said: Let’s also not forget that you should collect some money from ketch and FCB for spreading their aids on this board this past week. If you aren’t related to Hudson Card then you gotta at least be a family friend haha. In all fairness I like all your posts with the exception of stanning for Card. Brother, I just want to win games. I am all aboard the Quinn Ewers train. Let's ride
August 19, 20223 yr 22 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said: Oh Sark you coy minx. I wonder if he has people in the program feeding BS information to the 9.95ers just to create chaos and confusion.
August 19, 20223 yr 17 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said: Well I guess that settles it. It's Ewers bravo
August 19, 20223 yr Alright now we need to actually agree to be patient and live with his growing pains. Oh who am i kidding
August 19, 20223 yr Just now, Vertigo said: I seriously wonder if Jake Langi was a source to a bunch of these 9.95ers. They whiffed like a motherfucker on this one. Ive been kicking around the idea for a while that Langi didn't really leave on his own, and Sark told it was time to go. If he was the 9.95 go to source and Sark is going to run this like Saban with the info coming from the HC or getting leaked to the print media when he wants to advance a narrative, Langi was a liability on that front. If this locks down the leaks and our 9.95ers shooting us in the dick, Sark has already accomplished more than either of two prior HCs.
August 19, 20223 yr Now everyone go get some rest. We have at least a couple of more meltdowns before the opener. And hydrate
August 19, 20223 yr 7 minutes ago, Deej said: Ewers walking into the scrimmage tomorrow: Needs more mullet attitude.
August 19, 20223 yr 21 minutes ago, closetohumping said: Lmao. Time to head to puerto rico you haven’t lost the bet until snap one against ULM. hold steady.
August 19, 20223 yr The $9.95 guys are playing checkers and Sark is playing chess. Thus, check mate and the mole can GTFO
August 19, 20223 yr Guys, have not read the last few pages, but just wanted to post the latest from IT. These guys are dialed in so time to light the cigarettes. Quote Inside Texas believes if Hudson Card has a good scrimmage on Saturday he’ll be named the starter for the opener. That does not mean the quarterback battle will be over, but it will mean the ball is once again in Card’s court.
August 19, 20223 yr 10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: so to be clear: it's super close. the older dude has had a slightly better camp. one guy is a higher floor/lower ceiling guy and the other is a higher ceiling/lower floor guy. Card shit the bed last year. Ewers lets you open up the playbook (which you couldn't do last year with Casey/Card) and take advantage of your 2nd best player in Worthy way better. Ewers has a much higher ceiling, is younger, gives you better option scheme/playbook wise. ...remind me again, why was this shocking to everyone, including IT?
August 19, 20223 yr 11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Was it though? Wouldn't know if it was close or not listening to these clowns.
August 19, 20223 yr I'm glad the reported "team veterans" don't carry as much weight as the youth movement
August 19, 20223 yr 24 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said: Too funny. Just when it looked like we were circling the drain towards Card, Sark pulls the trigger.
August 19, 20223 yr Get your order in now! https://breakingt.com/collections/new-arrivals/products/texas-football-quinn-ewers-mullet-man
August 19, 20223 yr Guys. I will be on a flight at 6 cst. So if I don’t answer it’s not because I’m ducking anyone.
August 19, 20223 yr WE PLAY WHOOOOOOO WEEK 2? NAH COACH I NEED MORE TIME TO GO OVER THE PLAYBOOK. ILL START WEEK 3.
August 19, 20223 yr So what’s the new OB narrative gonna be? “Sark caved to donor pressure. As of Thursday night, it was Card.”
August 19, 20223 yr 11 minutes ago, TexEx15 said: Quan approves of Quinn So does 2023 5 star Johntay Cook
August 19, 20223 yr On3 posted this right as Sark made the announcement: (possible they had 2 ready to go and just posted the one for whomever was named) Edited August 19, 20223 yr by The Dog
August 19, 20223 yr 14 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: "Going to have to figure out what went wrong." Motherfucker blew his load last year and hitched his wagon in NIL deals to a guy he'd never seen take a live-bullet collegiate snap and got burned. That's where it went wrong. After how they unveiled the starting QB/NIL deal combo for Card I'm glad they got taken and played for saps. PS this is not a knock on Card at all, just the "adults" that thought they could finesse everyone
August 19, 20223 yr Just now, Hiphopopotamos said: So they are running with the "I was just reporting what my sources were telling me and it was just misdirection from the program" excuse...
August 19, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, The Dog said: On3 posted this right as Sark made the announcement: they have these pre-written
August 19, 20223 yr Literally watching Ketch and Nahlin spiral is all the entertainment I need. Y'all were WRONG - your sources suck. Take the loss, pussies.
August 19, 20223 yr Patiently waiting for this Geoff Ketchum to comment on the situation. Edited August 19, 20223 yr by CurlyDumps
August 19, 20223 yr I just gotta take a second and say damn. In a weird, Stockholm Syndrome-like way I'm very glad I discovered the shag/surly.. otherwise I'm sure at some point in the last few years I would have paid 9.95 to these absolute fucking morons
August 19, 20223 yr It was pretty funny to see the 995ers say “Card is doing a better job of protecting the ball” two paragraphs above where they said “each QB threw multiple interceptions”. Such a lazy take. Edited August 19, 20223 yr by Nope
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