August 19, 20223 yr 13 minutes ago, closetohumping said: He’s out of the country. Will be a shame if he was detained without internet access Got damn i love you! haha
August 19, 20223 yr I like how the 'Ewers isn't ready because he's not a real redshirt freshman' takes have vanished as quickly as they appeared. On a more serious note, get ready for some real growing pains. This news doesn't make all of Ewers' reported struggles in practice vanish.
August 19, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, Your Mom said: If it’s the guy you want he’s mobile, if it’s the guy you don’t he’s playing scared. The guy you don’t like is a statue while the other guy gets praised for at least standing tall in the pocket. It’s all about how you apply your favorite clichés. I'll include that in my next report. Also I hear Ewers will start.
August 19, 20223 yr Ewers getting 3+ weeks with the ones to prepare for Bama makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
August 19, 20223 yr I’m still shocked people actually thought Ewers would come here without being promised the job first. I think he’s better than Card anyway but with all the money in play now people want guarantees.
August 19, 20223 yr 10 minutes ago, TankedBevo said: I hope Quinn has a better ending than ole Billy here. You just have to know where to end it.
August 19, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, BonzoMontreaux said: New surly motto time? We ridin' with the Mullet Fear the Mullet It's Mullet Time All mullets no bullets.
August 19, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, immamac said: Sark read my post and corrected course. The exact evidence we needed to show how much you've done for this program to the non-believers on this board. Couldn't have done it without you bossman. Butt pats all around.
August 19, 20223 yr Let the narrative changing begin! Texas Tech guy last night: https://twitter.com/garkmallemore/status/1560449416775061505?s=20&t=IBTB1CbSjnEGRf_1Bb44Sw Same guy this morning: https://twitter.com/garkmallemore/status/1560680868099883012?s=20&t=4ycH3J-WprVsNuuv2iVE8A Edited August 19, 20223 yr by Aslan24
August 19, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, Nope said: It was pretty funny to see the 995ers say “Card is doing a better job of protecting the ball” two paragraphs above where they said “each QB threw multiple interceptions”. Such a lazy take. I'm guessing the pay sites made it seem like a back and forth. Anyone with any sense knew who qb1 was the minute Ewers signed. He's one of the best recruits, coaches always play out the starting battle for a bit, and the Arkansas game. That's all anyone needed.
August 19, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, satyanash said: On a more serious note, get ready for some real growing pains. This news doesn't make all of Ewers' reported struggles in practice vanish. I'd rather ride with the struggles than watch Card do the same shit he did last year.
August 19, 20223 yr 26 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Oh just shut the everliving fuck up you bunch of assclowns.
August 19, 20223 yr LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL $9.95 please Double LOL
August 19, 20223 yr I 1 minute ago, Aslan24 said: Let the narrative changing begin! Texas Tech guy last night: <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If you are an Austin area Aston Martin dealer and you just gave a $200,000 car to the Texas Longhorns second string QB, you may be entitled to financial compensation.</p>— Ass Tat Guy 🌵 (@garkmallemore) <a href="https://twitter.com/garkmallemore/status/1560449416775061505?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 19, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> Same guy this morning: <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Texas donors after hearing Sark was leaning Card <a href="https://t.co/fxrBkTEr4k">https://t.co/fxrBkTEr4k</a> <a href="https://t.co/K1fftGkYDQ">pic.twitter.com/K1fftGkYDQ</a></p>— Ass Tat Guy 🌵 (@garkmallemore) <a href="https://twitter.com/garkmallemore/status/1560680868099883012?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 19, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> I don't recall Asciing this guy.
August 19, 20223 yr 7 minutes ago, thepop said: they have these pre-written Like obituaries. Which, considering Bama looms in week 2, is fitting.
August 19, 20223 yr 8 minutes ago, Nope said: It was pretty funny to see the 995ers say “Card is doing a better job of protecting the ball” two paragraphs above where they said “each QB threw multiple interceptions”. Such a lazy take. this is where things got annoying. Wells saying Card does everything better, but the deep ball. The opinions and takes move with the direction the wind is blowing. I dont mind them getting it wrong, but that shit is annoying. There is no way anyone could have watched the open practice and thought either QB was head and shoulders better that day Edited August 19, 20223 yr by Codaxx
August 19, 20223 yr 9 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said: I guess I respect Gerry. Burton is kind of a less shitty version of Bill Little, but IT just keeps getting team news wrong.
August 19, 20223 yr Popular Post Gerry letting him hang after he said Ewers and it's not even close a week or so ago:
August 19, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said: I guess I respect Gerry. Burton is kind of a less shitty version of Bill Little, but IT just keeps getting team news wrong. IT is far and away the best 9.95er. Even they whiffed on this one.
August 19, 20223 yr 16 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said: So what’s the new OB narrative gonna be? “Sark caved to donor pressure. As of Thursday night, it was Card.”
August 19, 20223 yr 3 minutes ago, Vertigo said: IT is far and away the best 9.95er. Even they whiffed on this one. So IT is the tallest midget?
August 19, 20223 yr Sark draggin his nutz all across the 9.95ers 4 heads. Pretty fucking awesome they all got it wrong. They will try and spin it but they already swallowed. Too late
August 19, 20223 yr 49 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said: Brian Davis was on B&E before this post talking how he thought it was Hudson Card because Ewers was not ready.
August 19, 20223 yr 16 minutes ago, satyanash said: I like how the 'Ewers isn't ready because he's not a real redshirt freshman' takes have vanished as quickly as they appeared. On a more serious note, get ready for some real growing pains. This news doesn't make all of Ewers' reported struggles in practice vanish. “Reported struggles in practice”…….after today you still believe the info from these sites?
August 19, 20223 yr Popular Post 3 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said: Brian Davis was on B&E before this post talking how he thought it was Hudson Card because Ewers was not ready. Watching the Austin based media get embarrassed after decades of doing the same right back to UT athletics is 👨🏻🍳 💋
August 19, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said: I admit that I've been buried this week. What, specifically, have you heard from this team and coaching staff that makes you so down-hearted? Not downhearted, I lost the ability to muster any emotion for this team 7-8 years ago. When I saw that they didn't care then I couldn't either. But to answer your question, it is more what I am not hearing. We can hope amongst themselves that they are aware that the team disgraced themselves last year, and they are focusing on not doing that again. But all I am hearing is the neat NIL deals in the works, and what a great recruiting class is coming in. I imagine if Jimmy Johnson were the HC he would get pissed if he heard any of that talk. He would remind them regularly that they embarrased themselves last year, and the only thing they need to think about is redemption. I personaly don't care if they go 5-7 again as long as they play violent emotional football, every play, every week, they do that and everything else will work itself out.
August 19, 20223 yr You hear that? It's weeks of pressure spewing out of the football board and the universe shifting into harmony. A harmony where surly posters can join together in celebrating one of the few uncontroversial topics and storied pastimes of this community: shitting on $9.95ers. Enjoy it while it lasts.
August 19, 20223 yr "Sure, I was wrong about the starting QB, but here's every last detail in Sark's decision making process..." posts inbound in 3, 2, 1...
August 19, 20223 yr Just now, Texasrocks said: "Sure, I was wrong about the starting QB, but here's every last detail in Sark's decision making process..." posts inbound in 3, 2, 1... POTD
August 19, 20223 yr Popular Post Shit he told you the damn day he'd be announced the starter.. how were this many in the know hoodwinked?
August 19, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, Texasrocks said: "Sure, I was wrong about the starting QB, but here's every last detail in Sark's decision making process..." posts inbound in 3, 2, 1... My old source was a stupid lying idiot but now I have a new source who swears he knows everything and I believe him and that will be $9.95, sir.
August 19, 20223 yr Who’s the more foolish? The 9.95er or the fool that pays for their bullshit? They are telling you bedtime stories and stealing yo money.
August 19, 20223 yr Just now, Amos Moses said: Who’s the more foolish? The 9.95er or the fool that pays for their bullshit? They are telling you bedtime stories and stealing yo money. The sheep are always dumber than the ones who figured out how to fleece them
August 19, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, Texasrocks said: "Sure, I was wrong about the starting QB, but here's every last detail in Sark's decision making process..." posts inbound in 3, 2, 1... From Ian "Card was better in practice" Boyd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF2MURsXWdA
August 19, 20223 yr 50 minutes ago, BonzoMontreaux said: Can't wait to see how the 9.95'ers spin this... Ewers NIL company wasn’t gonna pay him to sit the bench
August 19, 20223 yr Just now, JGHorn said: Ewers NIL company wasn’t gonna pay him to sit the bench This will be the 'excuse' for starting if he doesn't pan out.
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