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29 minutes ago, JGHorn said:

Ewers NIL company wasn’t gonna pay him to sit the bench 

Basically heard this on The Horn about 5 minutes ago.

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3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Texas fans on a nutshell 

6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I maintain it's more a reflection of how weak we've been on OL for years than how good Banks is. 

I mean. He's admittedly VERY good.

But do you think he starts at Bama or Georgia?

Prob not as a True Freshmen, I'd agree with you. But definitely could in a year or two.

(Although actually Bama's OL wasn't that great last year and they took a transfer LT from freaking Vandy to shore it up)

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Before everyone gets too excited, I’d just like to point out that since being named the starter, Ewers hasn’t won a single game. 

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Nahlin has been absolutely shit the past year or so

This is false when it comes to recruiting. Again, actual team and team decisions will not be known or scooped before this admin/staff wants them to be. I wouldn't blame the guys who are using some of their sources the way they used to. It's newish, but also hilarious and healthier for the team (for now). If this admin doesn't actually put out results then it becomes toxic and actually makes them look incompetent. 

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Before everyone gets too excited, I’d just like to point out that since being named the starter, Ewers hasn’t won a single game. 

Lol. Seriously though, this decision basically just kicks the Surly meltdown down the road until after the Bama game when Ewers doesn't look like a Heisman winner already

7 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I maintain it's more a reflection of how weak we've been on OL for years than how good Banks is. 

I mean. He's admittedly VERY good.

But do you think he starts at Bama or Georgia?

But Coburn isn't necessarily saying he should start. He's just commenting on how ahead of the others he is. To be fair you are also right about the reflection of our own OL. He hasn't seen many freshman 5 star OL at Texas.

LET'S FUCKING GO FUCK ALABAMA

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

Possibly, yes. He's an absolute fucking freak. 

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1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

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HAHAHAHA he posted this after it was already announced

Every morning after his feed at the breakfast trough, Ketch has egg on his face.

4 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Lol ok Ketch, sure, one practice completely flipped the script of the QB battle. Right.

Why did he go Herman with the really 3x...

Presser is up so no need to listen to 9.95ers.

 

3 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Before everyone gets too excited, I’d just like to point out that since being named the starter, Ewers hasn’t won a single game. 

Hasn’t lost one either.  Advantage aggy.

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

This is false when it comes to recruiting. Again, actual team and team decisions will not be known or scooped before this admin/staff wants them to be. I wouldn't blame the guys who are using some of their sources the way they used to. It's newish, but also hilarious and healthier for the team (for now). If this admin doesn't actually put out results then it becomes toxic and actually makes them look incompetent. 

Nahlins sources have been absolutely shit the past year or so*

3 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Prob not as a True Freshmen, I'd agree with you. But definitely could in a year or two.

(Although actually Bama's OL wasn't that great last year and they took a transfer LT from freaking Vandy to shore it up)

Pretty sure Evan Neal started at Bama as a true freshman. He was rated a little higher than Banks but still, it happens. 

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Nahlin has been absolutely shit 

fixed

 

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Ian Boyd is surprised Card isn't starting

That'll be $9.95

1 hour ago, ArchManning said:

Y’all really thought I would go to play for a coach who would start Hudson Card 2 years in a row 😂

Sometimes I really hope this is Arch, and then I realize what that would say about Arch if he slummed with degenerates like me

7 minutes ago, BonzoMontreaux said:

Basically heard this on The Horn about 5 minutes ago.

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This should not have come as a surprise. Darius Terrell reported the other day, confirmed by the open practice, that they were running different sets for Ewers in the 11 on 11 portion. That says a lot about Card that they only trusted him to run 3 step drops and nothing else.  

Bobby said that he was told that Sark told the team the news after practice today and he knew it would get out eventually, so he told Bianco to go ahead and tell the media.

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Those guys out in the desert know a few things. I never did see any Hudson Card headman odds out there.

Nahlin had his ears to the buffet and got his signals messed up.  Next time he will put his ears to the street. That will be $9.95

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

WE BACK TO WINNING THE BIG 12 BABY! BET THAT OVER ON 8.5

Where are you seeing 8.5 ? I definitely need to bet the UNDER on 8.5.

5 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I guess this means it’s time to let Quinn practice with the 1’s

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1 minute ago, Hornlover said:

Where are you seeing 8.5 ? I definitely need to bet the UNDER on 8.5.

Vegas insider.  But yes, get the under and root against your team.

Peak Nahlin was telling us we took Campbell for granted. That was chefs kiss

17 minutes ago, immamac said:

This is false when it comes to recruiting. Again, actual team and team decisions will not be known or scooped before this admin/staff wants them to be. I wouldn't blame the guys who are using some of their sources the way they used to. It's newish, but also hilarious and healthier for the team (for now). If this admin doesn't actually put out results then it becomes toxic and actually makes them look incompetent. 

No, preventing leaks is always a good thing for an organization. If they don't produce results then it's the not producing results that makes them look incompetent, not the tight lid on info. 

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Inside Texas does a great job. Those guys have earned the trust of the program by working really hard and not fucking things up like Ketchum and FCB love to do regularly. I hope Bobby gets the recognition he deserves one day, because he has made a significant impact on Texas football for the better. Eric is a good dude, and I'd have a lot bigger bank account if I worked as hard as Gerry. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

I'd rather ride with the struggles than watch Card do the same shit he did last year.

Card could improve 100% this year and he’d still be terrible.

‘Sobering fact.

It’s entirely possible Quinn was just doing the VY, except in camp instead of games. Chill the first half, and then go the fuck off in the second. 

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Per OB (War Room): 

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In a dramatic turn of events, it appears that Quinn Ewers has won over the the mind of Sark and the offensive staff to begin the season as QB1.

 

We previously broke exclusive intel here just one day ago claiming that the job of being the prized pistol puller for the horns opener had all but slipped away from the heralded transfer. We stand by that story, and we stand by our sources. As we have stated many times before, things can change at the drop of a hat in this industry. The last 24 hours have done just that. 
 

Per sources close to the team: “What happened last night/this morning was something you only see in movies”. We’re told that with the staffs decision to roll with Card for the opener, they got an early start to gameplanning for ULM. Due to Cards recent emergence as being more vocal, along with his improved footwork this off-season……. The “chatter and patter” package began to be constructed as a wrinkle to their current offensive scheme. 
 

We’re hearing that this package encouraged player input to help the cohesiveness of team building (which this staff has prioritized this off-season). On a dry erase board, they had 4 plays already finalized. It was left up overnight. Here’s where things get interesting!!! This morning  our sources confirmed that upon the staff arriving to work today, the dry erase board was completely full. The plays worked on yesterday remained, but there were 350 additional play designs added. One source we spoke to claimed that Sark said he’d never seen something so “intricate and innovative”. 
 

We’re told that when Sark inquired as to who was responsible for the offensive genius presented before him,  coaches and staff all denied having anything to do with it. However, at the very bottom of the dry erase board the phrase “Mr. NIL with the mudflap tail” was written in cursive. The coaching staff was in disbelief. This whole off-season, they were irritated and disappointed in Ewers lack of urgency for learning the playbook. Little did they know, their playbook was just too simplistic for Quinn. After an hour long meeting, the staff decided that Quinn’s plays were better, and decided that he was deserving of the title QB1. 
 

Below is a CCTV clip capturing a little bit of the action:

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4 minutes ago, The Deuce said:

Per OB (War Room): 

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In a dramatic turn of events, it appears that Quinn Ewers has won over the the mind of Sark and the offensive staff to begin the season as QB1.

 

We previously broke exclusive intel here just one day ago claiming that the job of being the prized pistol puller for the horns opener had all but slipped away from the heralded transfer. We stand by that story, and we stand by our sources. As we have stated many times before, things can change at the drop of a hat in this industry. The last 24 hours have done just that. 
 

Per sources close to the team: “What happened last night/this morning was something you only see in movies”. We’re told that with the staffs decision to roll with Card for the opener, they got an early start to gameplanning for ULM. Due to Cards recent emergence as being more vocal, along with his improved footwork this off-season……. The “chatter and patter” package began to be constructed as a wrinkle to their current offensive scheme. 
 

We’re hearing that this package encouraged player input to help the cohesiveness of team building (which this staff has prioritized this off-season). On a dry erase board, they had 4 plays already finalized. It was left up overnight. Here’s where things get interesting!!! This morning  our sources confirmed that upon the staff arriving to work today, the dry erase board was completely full. The plays worked on yesterday remained, but there were 350 additional play designs added. One source we spoke to claimed that Sark said he’d never seen something so “intricate and innovative”. 
 

We’re told that when Sark inquired as to who was responsible for the offensive genius presented before him,  coaches and staff all denied having anything to do with it. However, at the very bottom of the dry erase board the phrase “Mr. NIL with the mudflap tail” was written in cursive. The coaching staff was in disbelief. This whole off-season, they were irritated and disappointed in Ewers lack of urgency for learning the playbook. Little did they know, their playbook was just too simplistic for Quinn. After an hour long meeting, the staff decided that Quinn’s plays were better, and decided that he was deserving of the title QB1. 
 

Below is a CCTV clip capturing a little bit of the action:

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What in the fuck? Did they really write this shit?

5 minutes ago, Barbacoa said:

Inside Texas does a great job. Those guys have earned the trust of the program by working really hard and not fucking things up like Ketchum and FCB love to do regularly. 

What led you to that conclusion?

7 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

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Shades of Herman saying "I would never say we got outcoached" in a post-loss press conference

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6 minutes ago, The Deuce said:

Per OB (War Room): 

  Hide contents

In a dramatic turn of events, it appears that Quinn Ewers has won over the the mind of Sark and the offensive staff to begin the season as QB1.

 

We previously broke exclusive intel here just one day ago claiming that the job of being the prized pistol puller for the horns opener had all but slipped away from the heralded transfer. We stand by that story, and we stand by our sources. As we have stated many times before, things can change at the drop of a hat in this industry. The last 24 hours have done just that. 
 

Per sources close to the team: “What happened last night/this morning was something you only see in movies”. We’re told that with the staffs decision to roll with Card for the opener, they got an early start to gameplanning for ULM. Due to Cards recent emergence as being more vocal, along with his improved footwork this off-season……. The “chatter and patter” package began to be constructed as a wrinkle to their current offensive scheme. 
 

We’re hearing that this package encouraged player input to help the cohesiveness of team building (which this staff has prioritized this off-season). On a dry erase board, they had 4 plays already finalized. It was left up overnight. Here’s where things get interesting!!! This morning  our sources confirmed that upon the staff arriving to work today, the dry erase board was completely full. The plays worked on yesterday remained, but there were 350 additional play designs added. One source we spoke to claimed that Sark said he’d never seen something so “intricate and innovative”. 
 

We’re told that when Sark inquired as to who was responsible for the offensive genius presented before him,  coaches and staff all denied having anything to do with it. However, at the very bottom of the dry erase board the phrase “Mr. NIL with the mudflap tail” was written in cursive. The coaching staff was in disbelief. This whole off-season, they were irritated and disappointed in Ewers lack of urgency for learning the playbook. Little did they know, their playbook was just too simplistic for Quinn. After an hour long meeting, the staff decided that Quinn’s plays were better, and decided that he was deserving of the title QB1. 
 

Below is a CCTV clip capturing a little bit of the action:

DAC57E55-0BF5-4E47-B8A2-D4B1DD5A2FB0.gif.267d351bd630ea65f8ae7342a34e9378.gif

 

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7 minutes ago, The Deuce said:

Per OB (War Room): 

  Hide contents

In a dramatic turn of events, it appears that Quinn Ewers has won over the the mind of Sark and the offensive staff to begin the season as QB1.

 

We previously broke exclusive intel here just one day ago claiming that the job of being the prized pistol puller for the horns opener had all but slipped away from the heralded transfer. We stand by that story, and we stand by our sources. As we have stated many times before, things can change at the drop of a hat in this industry. The last 24 hours have done just that. 
 

Per sources close to the team: “What happened last night/this morning was something you only see in movies”. We’re told that with the staffs decision to roll with Card for the opener, they got an early start to gameplanning for ULM. Due to Cards recent emergence as being more vocal, along with his improved footwork this off-season……. The “chatter and patter” package began to be constructed as a wrinkle to their current offensive scheme. 
 

We’re hearing that this package encouraged player input to help the cohesiveness of team building (which this staff has prioritized this off-season). On a dry erase board, they had 4 plays already finalized. It was left up overnight. Here’s where things get interesting!!! This morning  our sources confirmed that upon the staff arriving to work today, the dry erase board was completely full. The plays worked on yesterday remained, but there were 350 additional play designs added. One source we spoke to claimed that Sark said he’d never seen something so “intricate and innovative”. 
 

We’re told that when Sark inquired as to who was responsible for the offensive genius presented before him,  coaches and staff all denied having anything to do with it. However, at the very bottom of the dry erase board the phrase “Mr. NIL with the mudflap tail” was written in cursive. The coaching staff was in disbelief. This whole off-season, they were irritated and disappointed in Ewers lack of urgency for learning the playbook. Little did they know, their playbook was just too simplistic for Quinn. After an hour long meeting, the staff decided that Quinn’s plays were better, and decided that he was deserving of the title QB1. 
 

Below is a CCTV clip capturing a little bit of the action:

DAC57E55-0BF5-4E47-B8A2-D4B1DD5A2FB0.gif.267d351bd630ea65f8ae7342a34e9378.gif

 

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Some things are more valuable than others when it comes to qb play. Even IF card checked off a lot of boxes for the dump off game and barking or whatever, those aren’t as important as deep ball accuracy. If we can hit the deep ball, we can keep the defense honest and run the ball. If all we can do is short /intermediate stuff and dump offs, we’ll get shut down bc everything is in the same place in the field.

Hitting the deep ball is like having a big hog, it makes up for a lot of other deficiencies. I’m sure ewers will learn to dump it off when a play breaks down…

7 minutes ago, The Deuce said:

Per OB (War Room): 

  Reveal hidden contents

In a dramatic turn of events, it appears that Quinn Ewers has won over the the mind of Sark and the offensive staff to begin the season as QB1.

 

We previously broke exclusive intel here just one day ago claiming that the job of being the prized pistol puller for the horns opener had all but slipped away from the heralded transfer. We stand by that story, and we stand by our sources. As we have stated many times before, things can change at the drop of a hat in this industry. The last 24 hours have done just that. 
 

Per sources close to the team: “What happened last night/this morning was something you only see in movies”. We’re told that with the staffs decision to roll with Card for the opener, they got an early start to gameplanning for ULM. Due to Cards recent emergence as being more vocal, along with his improved footwork this off-season……. The “chatter and patter” package began to be constructed as a wrinkle to their current offensive scheme. 
 

We’re hearing that this package encouraged player input to help the cohesiveness of team building (which this staff has prioritized this off-season). On a dry erase board, they had 4 plays already finalized. It was left up overnight. Here’s where things get interesting!!! This morning  our sources confirmed that upon the staff arriving to work today, the dry erase board was completely full. The plays worked on yesterday remained, but there were 350 additional play designs added. One source we spoke to claimed that Sark said he’d never seen something so “intricate and innovative”. 
 

We’re told that when Sark inquired as to who was responsible for the offensive genius presented before him,  coaches and staff all denied having anything to do with it. However, at the very bottom of the dry erase board the phrase “Mr. NIL with the mudflap tail” was written in cursive. The coaching staff was in disbelief. This whole off-season, they were irritated and disappointed in Ewers lack of urgency for learning the playbook. Little did they know, their playbook was just too simplistic for Quinn. After an hour long meeting, the staff decided that Quinn’s plays were better, and decided that he was deserving of the title QB1. 
 

Below is a CCTV clip capturing a little bit of the action:

DAC57E55-0BF5-4E47-B8A2-D4B1DD5A2FB0.gif.267d351bd630ea65f8ae7342a34e9378.gif

 

@immamac@RGBIII please god someone tweet this out for surly. This is legit fucking gold.

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