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This is both funny and scary as hell. They got Trump's America down to a T.

 

Down to a T? I think not.

Don't see a single person in a motorized chair.

13 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

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How do you say 'would' in Polish?

Needs more obesity.

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That is absolutely perfect.  Minus the fuck the police in the background.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

How do you say 'would' in Polish?

Wouldski. Thought everybody knew that.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

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That is absolutely perfect.  Minus the fuck the police in the background.

Live action King of the Hill.

2 hours ago, squib said:

Needs more obesity.

First thing I noticed.

America is fat as hell.

Meh. I am fine when we make fun of ourselves but those poles can fuck off. We are saving their ass from the USSR-lite.

More like a small town/rural stereotype. Most of us in urban areas see highways, strip malls, SUVs/trucks, suburban sprawl, fast food, etc. 

lol The Poles are tough as shit and could fuck the Russians up without our help.

What are you even on about?

44 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

lol The Poles are tough as shit and could fuck the Russians up without our help.

What are you even on about?

It was a different Russia, and a different Poland, but they didn't do so hot in 1939.  Or in 1920, before that.

They're pretty tough, though.  Also have a nasty nationalistic streak, like a lot of Central European nations.

14 hours ago, Red Five said:

r/interestingasfuck - In Poland People Cosplay as Americans and the Pics Are Wild

What pornhub channel is this?  Asking for a friend. 

Like a screen door in a Hurricane...

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8 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

It was a different Russia, and a different Poland, but they didn't do so hot in 1939.  Or in 1920, before that.

They're pretty tough, though.  Also have a nasty nationalistic streak, like a lot of Central European nations.

They have every right to tell us to go fuck ourselves.  They got simultaneously invaded by the two most powerful armies in the world. We responded by sending T&Ps nonstop for about 5 years while simultaneously saying “what’s a triblinka?”

Now they are the biggest example of putting money where their mouth is for democracy on the planet.  

I like how the main theme appears to be police responding to domestic disputes, lol. 

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21 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Not enough misspelled words on the signs.

May be an image of 3 people

7 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

They have every right to tell us to go fuck ourselves.  They got simultaneously invaded by the two most powerful armies in the world. We responded by sending T&Ps nonstop for about 5 years while simultaneously saying “what’s a triblinka?”

Now they are the biggest example of putting money where their mouth is for democracy on the planet.  

 

7 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Wait, I guess instead of just sending T&Ps, I guess we also sent Shermans… to the invaders.  

These posts are nonsense.  Soviets and Germans invaded in 1939.  We started the Lend Lease Act in 1941 the year the Germans and the Soviets ended their cooperation after Germany invaded the USSR.   We entered the war at the end of 1941.   The Lend Lease Act of 1941 was originally used to aid the Brits but was expanded to include China and the Soviets later in the year.  Without the aid, they would have lost the war and said as much in July of 1941 as they appealed for aid.

We didn't help the Soviets because they were awesome dudes.  We helped them to keep Germany from winning WW2.   What happened to the Poles was horrible, the bullshit about the useless cavalry charge, the lack of their acknowledgement for their resistance and intelligence, and of course the massacre at the hands of the Soviets.  

Poland sent two soldiers to help us in the Revolutionary War.  2.  

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18 hours ago, AeroHorn said:

More like a small town/rural stereotype. Most of us in urban areas see highways, strip malls, SUVs/trucks, suburban sprawl, fast food, etc. 

In those pictures I see the entire states of SEC country. I see every rural, bumfuck town between major cities in America. I see every small town in Texas, Indiana, Illinois, Virginia, Oklahoma, Iowa, you name the state. It's funny and scary that people in a country with the equivalency of Alabama of Europe has half of America almost succinctly captured in a few photos. They just couldn't cosplay the diabetes and obesity.

22 hours ago, David Dennison said:

First thing I noticed.

America Texas is fat as hell.

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Are you telling me those pictures AREN'T from Newton County? 

2 hours ago, Nivek said:

 

These posts are nonsense.  Soviets and Germans invaded in 1939.  We started the Lend Lease Act in 1941 the year the Germans and the Soviets ended their cooperation after Germany invaded the USSR.   We entered the war at the end of 1941.   The Lend Lease Act of 1941 was originally used to aid the Brits but was expanded to include China and the Soviets later in the year.  Without the aid, they would have lost the war and said as much in July of 1941 as they appealed for aid.

We didn't help the Soviets because they were awesome dudes.  We helped them to keep Germany from winning WW2.   What happened to the Poles was horrible, the bullshit about the useless cavalry charge, the lack of their acknowledgement for their resistance and intelligence, and of course the massacre at the hands of the Soviets.  

Poland sent two soldiers to help us in the Revolutionary War.  2.  

Casimir Pulaski said you can fuck right off.

and fuck Poland for blowing up the former Soviet Union and Eastern Bloc...

Solidarity (Polish trade union) - Wikipedia

To be fair, Poland was being partitioned off between Prussia,  Austria and Russia between 1772 and 1795. 

How many Pollocks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Spoiler

THREE!!!

 

 

No, wait a minute, I told that wrong...

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