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They're remaking Road House staring.....get this.....Jake Gyllenhaal.  

Just give Taylor her red scarf back, Jake.....

EXCLUSIVE: In what would mark his first acting job in a major studio movie, two-time UFC champion Conor McGregor is set to join Jake Gyllenhaal in Prime Video’s new reimagining of the classic ’80s action pic Road House. He joins a cast that already includes Billy MagnussenDaniela Melchior, Gbemisola Ikumelo, Lukas Gage, Hannah Love Lanier, Travis Van Winkle, B.K. Cannon, Arturo Castro, Dominique Columbus, Beau Knapp and Bob Menery.

https://deadline.com/2022/08/conor-mcgregor-jake-gyllenhaal-road-house-1235083836/

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I hear they are changing the line from "I used to fuck guys like you in prison" to "I used to fuck guys like you while camping"

12 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

I hear they are changing the line from "I used to fuck guys like you in prison" to "I used to fuck guys like you while camping"

*glamping

Remaking Roadhouse. Good one. You almost got me.

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I’m not saying it’s gonna be good, but Jake Gyllenhal won’t be the problem. Did you see Southpaw? I have no issue believing he’ll get in shape enough to look like a UFC fighter/bouncer, and he’s a great actor. It didn’t need to be remade, but I’ll still watch it. 

Everybody.  I want you to be nice.  I want you to remember it's a message board, it's nothing personal

I’m not saying it’s gonna be good, but Jake Gyllenhal won’t be the problem. Did you see Southpaw? I have no issue believing he’ll get in shape enough to look like a UFC fighter/bouncer, and he’s a great actor. It didn’t need to be remade, but I’ll still watch it. 

He’s replacing a ballet dancer turned actor. He’s less of a WTF than Swayze would’ve been in the original if anyone had given a shit about it when it was cast.
5 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


if anyone had given a shit about it when it was cast.

I’m getting old but still glad I grew up enjoying movies before the internet told me I was a complete rube for doing so

this is stupid.  A Road House doesn't exist anymore.  A bar is just a place people drink and stare at phones now. 

I cant wait to see a blind woman playing electronic music on her iPad behind some chicken wire. 

Casting choice for said blind woman...

Rock On Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

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They gonna be fighting over their appletinis and tofu slider, facon infused bloody Mary’s?   Perhaps a few Grindr dates gone wrong? 

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

They gonna be fighting over their appletinis and tofu slider, facon infused bloody Mary’s?   Perhaps a few Grindr dates gone wrong? 

 

Probably something like the Vanderpump Cocktail Garden, but with more flowers.

 

 

After the success of Top Gun 2, I'm willing to give this thing a shot.  Pay homage to the old one, add some new stuff and don't insult the audience.

7 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

As long as Melissa McCarthy doesn't play Wade Garrett.

Leslie Jones as Brad Wesley 

24 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

As long as Melissa McCarthy doesn't play Wade Garrett.

She's taking over Kelly Kynch's role from the original. 

16 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Leslie Jones as Brad Wesley 

Jerry Jones as Brad Wesley.

4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

If I’m gonna watch Roadhouse and beat off, this is the wrong Gyllenhaal.

If you beat off to Maggie "The Turtle", you should kill yourself 

In accordance with Hollywood zero footprint rules, the role of Bigfoot will now be played by Prius.

7 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

They gonna be fighting over their appletinis and tofu slider, facon infused bloody Mary’s?   Perhaps a few Grindr dates gone wrong? 

 

the new dalton is going to help the bar come up with a killer brunch crowd, but their supply of organic cage free eggs will be cut off !

8 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

An amusing essay worth reading. 

 

holy shit, i hope that guy won a Pulitzer !!!

Is this the thread where the olds get mad about a movie from their youth being remade?

In.

5 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Is this the thread where the olds get mad about a movie from their youth being remade?

In.

No, it's the thread where people who appreciate classic movies bitch about them being ruined by a young generation of moviemakers who can't come up with an original idea on their own

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

No, it's the thread where people who appreciate classic movies bitch about them being ruined by a young generation of moviemakers who can't come up with an original idea on their own

Confirmation of original question noted.

Who takes Jeff Healey's spot?  Lil Nas X? 

22 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Who takes Jeff Healey's spot?  Lil Nas X? 

Ed Sheeran

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Who takes Jeff Healey's spot?  Lil Nas X? 

Driveshaft

2 hours ago, Scraps said:

Who takes Jeff Healey's spot?  Lil Nas X? 

Healey played Squier's, so maybe Chuck Prophet?

 

5 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Sturgill Simpson could do it.  (The singer,not the cooler.)

Sturgill got 20x the exposure from Yellowstone that he’d get from this festering pile of soon to be shit.  

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