August 5, 20223 yr The official Helobious dipshit statement depository. The gift that keeps on giving.
August 6, 20223 yr 21 hours ago, Bregs said: The official Helobious dipshit statement depository. The gift that keeps on giving. this is a good idea. good work, guy.
August 6, 20223 yr Jesus, 90% of what he posts in baseball is intentional bullshit, with most of it specifically targeting Astros fans to get a reaction. If you see him in other forums, he's a good poster and a smart guy. Congrats on getting played, Bregs.
August 7, 20223 yr Author 10 hours ago, Beau Vine said: Jesus, 90% of what he posts in baseball is intentional bullshit, with most of it specifically targeting Astros fans to get a reaction. If you see him in other forums, he's a good poster and a smart guy. Congrats on getting played, Bregs. Well I guess this is in reference to the to the remaining 10% of bullshit. Didn't realize this fucking guy was Kaizer Soze...kudos to Helo!
August 7, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Bregs said: Well I guess this is in reference to the to the remaining 10% of bullshit. Didn't realize this fucking guy was Kaizer Soze...kudos to Helo! boy, you must feel like a real idiot.
August 7, 20223 yr Agree with BeauVine and have stated many times I enjoy Helo's posts until it involves baseball. Pretty sure it is just rivalrous banter kicked up a notch/ good natured trolling. then when he gets a bite, it's go time( Bregs in this case.) I am assuming BeauVine and I both feel that way on no small part because of Helo's posts in the high school football board, in which he brings it consistently and solidly, especially with regard to RGV schools. It is polar opposite of his baseball tack. Edited August 7, 20223 yr by slorch
August 8, 20223 yr On 8/6/2022 at 10:39 AM, Beau Vine said: you see him in other forums, he's a good poster and a smart guy Well let’s not get crazy
August 8, 20223 yr 14 hours ago, Sawbonz said: Well let’s not get crazy Yeah I didn't want to say anything, but.
August 8, 20223 yr Helobius is fucking terrible, despite “bringing it” with RGV football teams. OP and this thread are also terrible.
August 8, 20223 yr i can never remember if it is helobius or pimphand that is the yankees fan that belongs in schizophrenia ward. one of them brings the crazy with regularity.
August 9, 20223 yr Popular Post 22 hours ago, sidis said: i can never remember if it is helobius or pimphand that is the yankees fan that belongs in schizophrenia ward. one of them brings the crazy with regularity. That’s pimphand. He’s an Astros fan with a Yankee logo Joaquin Phoenix joker avatar. When I look back on my life, the two questions I’ll ask myself are did I do right by my loved ones, and did I do my best to upset Porterhouse/Rex on surly. If I can answer “yes” to both of those I will go happy.
August 9, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Helobious said: That’s pimphand. He’s an Astros fan with a Yankee logo Joaquin Phoenix joker avatar. When I look back on my life, the two questions I’ll ask myself are did I do right by my loved ones, and did I do my best to upset Porterhouse/Rex on surly. If I can answer “yes” to both of those I will go happy. Oh you don’t upset me pal. Your posts are a gift. An entertainment gift from the Gods.
August 9, 20223 yr Count me in the group that thinks @Helobious is a good poster even if Derek Jeter sucks.
August 10, 20223 yr On 8/6/2022 at 11:39 AM, Beau Vine said: If you see him in other forums, he's a good poster and a smart guy. On 8/6/2022 at 11:40 PM, Fudge Nuggets said: Chalk me up in the Helobiousisioususus fan club. Dude is alright. On 8/7/2022 at 4:50 PM, slorch said: because of Helo's posts in the high school football board, in which he brings it consistently and solidly, especially with regard to RGV schools. 1 hour ago, hobbes2702 said: Count me in the group that thinks @Helobious is a good poster even if Derek Jeter sucks.
August 10, 20223 yr Jaysus. Raise your hand if you think you're a "good poster" or "better than Helobious." Spoiler If you raised your hand you're a dimwit. What exactly is a "helobious?"
August 10, 20223 yr 10 hours ago, Bullneck said: Jaysus. Raise your hand if you think you're a "good poster" or "better than Helobious." Hide contents If you raised your hand you're a dimwit. What exactly is a "helobious?" There used to be a show called “cheap seats” on ESPN 8 or something like that when I was a kid. Like Mystery Science theatre but for sports. Sklar brothers hosted. They covered a spelling bee one time and one of the words was “Helobious”… dweller of a swamp or marsh. For whatever reason I thought that word was so funny and it always stuck with me. /csb
August 10, 20223 yr He's neck and neck with futureman for best/most effective troll on the board. A lot of it is pretty funny.
August 10, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, WBT said: He's neck and neck with futureman for best/most effective troll on the board. A lot of it is pretty funny. I never noticed. If he’s like future, I need to pay more attention. But I doubt he’s like future.
August 11, 20223 yr 13 hours ago, Helobious said: There used to be a show called “cheap seats” on ESPN 8 or something like that when I was a kid. Like Mystery Science theatre but for sports. Sklar brothers hosted. They covered a spelling bee one time and one of the words was “Helobious”… dweller of a swamp or marsh. For whatever reason I thought that word was so funny and it always stuck with me. /csb They're bringing that show back, so you know
August 13, 20223 yr On 8/10/2022 at 9:51 AM, WBT said: He's neck and neck with futureman for best/most effective troll on the board. A lot of it is pretty funny. Lol wut.
August 14, 20223 yr On 8/9/2022 at 12:26 PM, Helobious said: That’s pimphand. He’s an Astros fan with a Yankee logo Joaquin Phoenix joker avatar. I need to admit confusion, I’ve thought you synonymous with that douche. Never made fights with ya tho
November 14, 20223 yr On 8/6/2022 at 11:39 AM, Beau Vine said: Jesus, 90% of what he posts in baseball is intentional bullshit, with most of it specifically targeting Astros fans to get a reaction. If you see him in other forums, he's a good poster and a smart guy. Congrats on getting played, Bregs. I'm no fan of baseball but I am a fan of fucking with Astros fans. Add me to the helobious fan club.
January 18, 20232 yr Confirmed asshole Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread Edited January 18, 20232 yr by Lurch
April 9, 20241 yr Bumping this because his posts for today’s eclipse cracked me up. He is either a good troll or a very special person
April 9, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Updawg said: Bumping this because his posts for today’s eclipse cracked me up. He is either a good troll or a very special person Pretty sure he’s just special…. He’s a gambling genius though, just bet the opposite way that he picks.
April 9, 20241 yr first they challenged rocko to a paystub fight, then they came after derka then they laughed at heb. shits about to get real.
April 9, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, troph said: first they challenged rocko to a paystub fight, then they came after derka then they laughed at heb. shits about to get real. Laughed at HEB...?
April 9, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, Welshy said: Laughed at HEB...? I meant, Helobious, but thought his name was spelled Heblious. shows how much i pay attention. Edited April 9, 20241 yr by troph
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