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The official Helobious dipshit statement depository.  The gift that keeps on giving.

21 hours ago, Bregs said:

The official Helobious dipshit statement depository.  The gift that keeps on giving.

this is a good idea.  good work, guy. 

Jesus, 90% of what he posts in baseball is intentional bullshit, with most of it specifically targeting Astros fans to get a reaction.  If you see him in other forums, he's a good poster and a smart guy.  

Congrats on getting played, Bregs.

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10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Jesus, 90% of what he posts in baseball is intentional bullshit, with most of it specifically targeting Astros fans to get a reaction.  If you see him in other forums, he's a good poster and a smart guy.  

Congrats on getting played, Bregs.

Well I guess this is in reference to the to the remaining 10% of bullshit. Didn't realize this fucking guy was Kaizer Soze...kudos to Helo!

1 hour ago, Bregs said:

Well I guess this is in reference to the to the remaining 10% of bullshit. Didn't realize this fucking guy was Kaizer Soze...kudos to Helo!

boy, you must feel like a real idiot.

Agree with BeauVine and have stated many times I enjoy Helo's posts until it involves baseball.  Pretty sure it is just rivalrous banter kicked up a notch/ good natured trolling. then when he gets a bite, it's go time( Bregs in this case.)

I am assuming BeauVine and I  both feel that way on no small part because of Helo's posts in the high school football board, in which he brings it consistently and solidly, especially with regard to RGV schools. It is polar opposite of his baseball tack.

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On 8/6/2022 at 10:39 AM, Beau Vine said:

you see him in other forums, he's a good poster and a smart guy

Well let’s not get crazy

14 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Well let’s not get crazy

Yeah I didn't want to say anything, but.

Helobius is fucking terrible, despite “bringing it” with RGV football teams. OP and this thread are also terrible. 

i can never remember if it is helobius or pimphand that is the yankees fan that belongs in schizophrenia ward.  one of them brings the crazy with regularity.

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22 hours ago, sidis said:

i can never remember if it is helobius or pimphand that is the yankees fan that belongs in schizophrenia ward.  one of them brings the crazy with regularity.

That’s pimphand. He’s an Astros fan with a Yankee logo Joaquin Phoenix joker avatar. 
 

When I look back on my life, the two questions I’ll ask myself are did I do right by my loved ones, and did I do my best to upset Porterhouse/Rex on surly. If I can answer “yes” to both of those I will go happy. 

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

That’s pimphand. He’s an Astros fan with a Yankee logo Joaquin Phoenix joker avatar. 
 

When I look back on my life, the two questions I’ll ask myself are did I do right by my loved ones, and did I do my best to upset Porterhouse/Rex on surly. If I can answer “yes” to both of those I will go happy. 

Oh you don’t upset me pal. Your posts are a gift. An entertainment gift from the Gods. 

On 8/6/2022 at 11:39 AM, Beau Vine said:

If you see him in other forums, he's a good poster and a smart guy. 

 

On 8/6/2022 at 11:40 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Chalk me up in the Helobiousisioususus fan club.  Dude is alright.

 

On 8/7/2022 at 4:50 PM, slorch said:

because of Helo's posts in the high school football board, in which he brings it consistently and solidly, especially with regard to RGV schools. 

 

1 hour ago, hobbes2702 said:

Count me in the group that thinks @Helobious is a good poster even if Derek Jeter sucks.

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Jaysus.

Raise your hand if you think you're a "good poster" or "better than Helobious."

Spoiler

If you raised your hand you're a dimwit.

  

What exactly is a "helobious?"

10 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Jaysus.

Raise your hand if you think you're a "good poster" or "better than Helobious."

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If you raised your hand you're a dimwit.

  

What exactly is a "helobious?"

There used to be a show called “cheap seats” on ESPN 8 or something like that when I was a kid. Like Mystery Science theatre but for sports. Sklar brothers hosted. They covered a spelling bee one time and one of the words was “Helobious”… dweller of a swamp or marsh. For whatever reason I thought that word was so funny and it always stuck with me. /csb

He's neck and neck with futureman for best/most effective troll on the board.  A lot of it is pretty funny.

1 hour ago, WBT said:

He's neck and neck with futureman for best/most effective troll on the board.  A lot of it is pretty funny.

I never noticed. If he’s like future, I need to pay more attention. But I doubt he’s like future. 

13 hours ago, Helobious said:

There used to be a show called “cheap seats” on ESPN 8 or something like that when I was a kid. Like Mystery Science theatre but for sports. Sklar brothers hosted. They covered a spelling bee one time and one of the words was “Helobious”… dweller of a swamp or marsh. For whatever reason I thought that word was so funny and it always stuck with me. /csb

They're bringing that show back, so you know

On 8/10/2022 at 9:51 AM, WBT said:

He's neck and neck with futureman for best/most effective troll on the board.  A lot of it is pretty funny.

Lol wut. 

On 8/9/2022 at 12:26 PM, Helobious said:

That’s pimphand. He’s an Astros fan with a Yankee logo Joaquin Phoenix joker avatar. 
 

I need to admit confusion, I’ve thought you synonymous with that douche. Never made fights with ya tho

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On 8/6/2022 at 11:39 AM, Beau Vine said:

Jesus, 90% of what he posts in baseball is intentional bullshit, with most of it specifically targeting Astros fans to get a reaction.  If you see him in other forums, he's a good poster and a smart guy.  

Congrats on getting played, Bregs.

I'm no fan of baseball but I am a fan of fucking with Astros fans.

Add me to the helobious fan club.

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Confirmed asshole

Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
 

 

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Bumping this because his posts for today’s eclipse cracked me up. He is either a good troll or a very special person

2 hours ago, Updawg said:

Bumping this because his posts for today’s eclipse cracked me up. He is either a good troll or a very special person

Pretty sure he’s just special….  He’s a gambling genius though, just bet the opposite way that he picks. 

first they challenged rocko to a paystub fight, then they came after derka then they laughed at heb. shits about to get real.

3 hours ago, troph said:

first they challenged rocko to a paystub fight, then they came after derka then they laughed at heb. shits about to get real.

Laughed at HEB...?

tom delonge wtf GIF

2 hours ago, Welshy said:

Laughed at HEB...?

tom delonge wtf GIF

I meant, Helobious, but thought his name was spelled Heblious. shows how much i pay attention.

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