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#1504
9 hours ago, futureman said:

are they required to toss it like that?  seems like you could get more air with other methods. 

^^^Never worked on a farm.  

Up in the mow there isn't room or footing to get a running start.

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#1505
12 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Kade Pieper defends his title. He is the Hay Bale Toss champion at Solon Beef Days in 2025 with a winning mark of 13 feet.

 

The alfalfa bales I had to throw repeatedly on the back of trailers were a lot more dense than that straw bale. 

#1506
24 minutes ago, nnm said:

The alfalfa bales I had to throw repeatedly on the back of trailers were a lot more dense than that straw bale. 

Yeah. Those aren’t agricultural bales. Still pretty entertaining though. I’d sit and watch for a while. Hard work fascinates me. 

#1507
8 hours ago, Parliament said:

^^^Never worked on a farm.  

Up in the mow there isn't room or footing to get a running start.

^^^ retarded

what the hell did I say about a running start

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#1510
12 hours ago, futureman said:

 

Yeah, I’d pay for that. 

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#1519
Sylvester Stallone still has the turtles from Rocky. They are 49 years old.

 

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I think the coolest stuff we got to play in school was Barry Manilow 

Every school needs a well funded music program. Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" xylophone-style...

 

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#1523
7 hours ago, RPM said:

I think the coolest stuff we got to play in school was Barry Manilow 

Every school needs a well funded music program. Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" xylophone-style...

 

In 8th grade concert band we played Elvira. I played tuba that concert season. I got to do the “oom poppa, omm poppa, mow mow“ part solo. Highlight of my musical career. 

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#1524
9 hours ago, RPM said:

I think the coolest stuff we got to play in school was Barry Manilow 

Every school needs a well funded music program. Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train" xylophone-style...

 

 

Jealous. Back in the '70s, we had to sing "Suicide is Painless" in elementary school music class with a couple of kids off to the side playing plastic recorders...poorly.

The music teacher was the mom of one of my good friends. She was going through a divorce and drinking a lot at the time.

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13 hours ago, bolverk said:

 

Jealous. Back in the '70s, we had to sing "Suicide is Painless" in elementary school music class with a couple of kids off to the side playing plastic recorders...poorly.

The music teacher was the mom of one of my good friends. She was going through a divorce and drinking a lot at the time.

Did she have lots of tattoo's, make other obviously poor decisions, and make you tingly in your special places?   This may explain a lot.

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On 8/1/2025 at 11:12 AM, futureman said:

 

First rule of nursing home fight club, is you don’t talk about nursing home fight club

 

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Charles Durning1923-2012On June 6 1944, he stormed Omaha Beach during the D-Day invasion of Normandy. He was the only member of his unit to make it ashore alive. He then made a daring charge against 7 German machine gunners and in the chaos, he was shot in both legs and…

Never knew this about him.  Great character actor.  Loved him in O Brother Where Art Thou, and many other roles.  

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Ancient dinosaur footprints dating back 115 million years were discovered in Northwest Travis County, Texas, after recent flooding swept away layers of sediment and brush that had long hidden them, according to officials.

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The tracks were left by meat-eating dinosaurs similar to an Acrocanthosaurus, a roughly 35-foot-long bipedal carnivore, Brown said. Additional prints found nearby might have represented a large herbivorous sauropod dinosaur called Paluxysaurus, which is the official state dinosaur of Texas.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/dinosaur-footprints-115-million-years-ago-found-after/story?id=124483825

#1548
7 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

 

 

how long before 2 of the warehouse employees get waasy too liquored up (and or/ rec drugged) and start slamming the carts against each other in a thunderdom fashion?

#1549
21 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

 

 

how long before 2 of the warehouse employees get waasy too liquored up (and or/ rec drugged) and start slamming the carts against each other in a thunderdom fashion?

Some form of jousting for sure.

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smh.  Never trust the captions.... Do the math yourself.

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