March 11Mar 11 Or maybe have a heart any buy a mower for your elderly parents that doesn't have a pull string start. I would've suggested just paying someone to mow for them, but my 80-year-old FIL would sooner commit seppuku than not mow his own yard. When my ancient gas mower finally fell apart, I bought a rechargeable electric mower. It rocks. Can’t believe it took me that long.
March 11Mar 11 2 hours ago, Brisketexan said: When my ancient gas mower finally fell apart, I bought a rechargeable electric mower. It rocks. Can’t believe it took me that long. What did you get? I bought a Dewalt that I've never been happy with.
March 11Mar 11 2 hours ago, Brisketexan said: When my ancient gas mower finally fell apart, I bought a rechargeable electric mower. It rocks. Can’t believe it took me that long. Exactly what I was thinking, and what I'll do when the time comes. For now, I still have enough energy (and a small enough yard) to use the Stone Age mower.
March 11Mar 11 53 minutes ago, McFly said: What did you get? I bought a Dewalt that I've never been happy with. Got a Ryobi. Matches with my batter trimmer, which generates insane torque.
March 12Mar 12 sticking with lasers… So that guy in the bathroom stall at Home Depot was actually using a laser to clean a watch face?
March 12Mar 12 Imma needs to put some sort of code that automatically redirects posts from WithoutAClue to the Bevoette or Facebook threads.
March 12Mar 12 On 3/11/2025 at 11:28 AM, Brisketexan said: When my ancient gas mower finally fell apart, I bought a rechargeable electric mower. It rocks. Can’t believe it took me that long. Once upon a time my mom had an electric mower that was not rechargeable. You had to mow with the thing plugged in. Guess who she asked to mow for her? After the first time mowing and constantly moving the cord around, making sure not to mow over it, I was done. I told her that if that was what it took to save the world, it wasn't worth saving.
March 12Mar 12 1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said: Once upon a time my mom had an electric mower that was not rechargeable. You had to mow with the thing plugged in. Guess who she asked to mow for her? After the first time mowing and constantly moving the cord around, making sure not to mow over it, I was done. I told her that if that was what it took to save the world, it wasn't worth saving. What was awkward was that her vibrator had the same setup.
March 12Mar 12 3 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said: She might have been hoping that you’d accidentally run over the cord. After about a half hour, I considered doing it on purpose.
March 12Mar 12 Author 45 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said: She might have been hoping that you’d accidentally run over the cord. One of my outside extension cords has a couple of splices in it, from using the corded hedge trimmer. Twice in 25 years, not bad.
March 12Mar 12 On 3/5/2025 at 8:05 AM, nnm said: No CR, just very interesting … Those Italians time travel or some shit?
March 12Mar 12 1 hour ago, nnm said: One of my outside extension cords has a couple of splices in it, from using the corded hedge trimmer. Twice in 25 years, not bad. Until I went to battery mine was twice per year at least.
March 17Mar 17 On 3/14/2025 at 3:17 PM, Mittens said: This is cool af, imo: Idov2YG6QoWU8enm.mp4 10.87 MB · 0 downloads At first I thought “get a job”. but that’s pretty awesome. Especially the glow part.
March 22Mar 22 On 3/13/2025 at 3:01 AM, TrashMaster G said: Once upon a time my mom had an electric mower that was not rechargeable. You had to mow with the thing plugged in. Guess who she asked to mow for her? After the first time mowing and constantly moving the cord around, making sure not to mow over it, I was done. I told her that if that was what it took to save the world, it wasn't worth saving. I had one of those corded electric mowers. Lasted 6 months before I hired a gardener.
March 22Mar 22 I make my gardeners use these: 100% carbon free, Your rechargeable, self-righteous mower basically runs on coal when it's cloudy and calm. Not this one. I feed my servants organic, free-range vegan food. All told, my estate is actually carbon-positive. The bigger I make it, the more I save the plane. Edited March 22Mar 22 by Parliament
March 24Mar 24 17 hours ago, futureman said: you old fucks should know how crazy this is. Moistness check on the Depends at the end there.
March 25Mar 25 7 hours ago, Superhero said: I'm not a soccer fan, but damn, she made that defender and the goalie her bitches. Now they have to be her bodyguards in the afterlife.
March 25Mar 25 8 hours ago, Superhero said: My search for thicc Latina going all the way was different than I imagined…. But still entertaining
March 25Mar 25 Author Dude playing baseball with himself on the ISS. Worth a click. https://x.com/lloydlegalist/status/1904623415249494310?s=46
March 26Mar 26 As we pointed out a couple days ago, radar will pick up more than just weather. This is a loop from tonight showing all the bats leaving their caves in the hill country and all the bridges up and down I-35. https://x.com/WilliamsonCOSWx/status/1904710939678552355
March 26Mar 26 Author 23 minutes ago, Mittens said: As we pointed out a couple days ago, radar will pick up more than just weather. This is a loop from tonight showing all the bats leaving their caves in the hill country and all the bridges up and down I-35. https://x.com/WilliamsonCOSWx/status/1904710939678552355 Are we sure that wasn't someone's mom leaving home?
March 27Mar 27 https://x.com/TheFigen_/status/1904967437667172733 as there’s no “kinda cool” thread I’m posting it here.
March 27Mar 27 14 minutes ago, SquishMitten said: Sooo, did Ringo miss the concert also? Pretty sure that was after the show.
March 27Mar 27 23 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said: The driver looks like Mitch McConnell with a 'stache. Edited March 27Mar 27 by Superhero
March 31Mar 31 Popular Post An online friend in California posted this very touching story yesterday…. Quote The coolest thing happened yesterday. Terry and I were having lunch at Olive Garden. There are pictures on the wall from Italy, two were of businesses. I was using Google translate their signs when a guy walks by and asks if everything was alright. He was the general manager, a young guy of about 30. We start talking about Italy. He says Olive Garden sent him there back in January. If you’re a GM long enough they’ll send you! They spent a week at the winery that provides their Chianti. Then he told us this story. His Great Grandfather was in the US Army and was shipped to Italy. He was killed in battle his first month there. His wife back home learned she was pregnant, but he never knew. He was buried in a military cemetery in Italy. This trip was the first time in 80+ years anyone in the family would visit. They found the cemetery, they found the grave. They cleaned the gravestone and photographed it and spent some time there with his Great Grandfather. When he returned home he visited his Grandmother and showed her the photos of the grave of the father she never knew.
April 3Apr 3 pretty good view of him putting his shoulder back in place. very cool, but avoid if that sort of thing makes you squirm
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