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#1451
1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

I imagine that on some distant planet some abducted Earthling human is learning to fly a miniature spacecraft to earn his food.

 

I tried that with my wife’s shitzu.  He starved to death in 4 days.

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#1455
This Day, 140 years ago: The Statue of Liberty, a gift from France to US, arrives in New York Harbor. It is in 350 pieces in 200 cases.Since a pedestal isn't built, it is not assembled for more than a year.

 

#1456
58 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
This Day, 140 years ago: The Statue of Liberty, a gift from France to US, arrives in New York Harbor. It is in 350 pieces in 200 cases.Since a pedestal isn't built, it is not assembled for more than a year.

 

And on that date IKEA was born.

#1457

Very cool thread

The film industry has a tradition of directors congratulating each other for breaking box office records.Here are some the best examples - a thread🧵1. In 1977, after Star Wars overtook Jaws as the highest-grossing film, Spielberg placed this ad for George Lucas in Variety:

 

#1458
1 hour ago, Mittens said:

Very cool thread

The film industry has a tradition of directors congratulating each other for breaking box office records.Here are some the best examples - a thread🧵1. In 1977, after Star Wars overtook Jaws as the highest-grossing film, Spielberg placed this ad for George Lucas in Variety:

 

I haven’t swam in the ocean ever since watching Jaws. 

#1460
On 6/17/2025 at 8:47 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

And on that date IKEA was born.

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#1467

Some light aircraft from Cirrus have a parachute emergency deployment system.  Its been used in 100+ occasions, saving the passengers lives some 80-90% of the time.

 

#1468
On 6/17/2025 at 4:48 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:
This Day, 140 years ago: The Statue of Liberty, a gift from France to US, arrives in New York Harbor. It is in 350 pieces in 200 cases.Since a pedestal isn't built, it is not assembled for more than a year.

 

damn dirty apes

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#1469
It's very important you know Tommy Lee Jones made coffee commercials in Japan and they are amazing 👀

 

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#1473
The General Lee jumped the fountain today in Somerset

 

#1474
Nobody has ever done less math than the people who planned this stunt. https://t.co/CaA3ymLmum

 

#1482
On 6/30/2025 at 3:27 PM, Mittens said:
Nobody has ever done less math than the people who planned this stunt. https://t.co/CaA3ymLmum

 

Blonde on shoulders would get it!

#1483

With all the tragedy in the world over the last couple of weeks, maybe someone can enjoy or escape for a minute or two with this vid.  

 

#1486
4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
When sheets were an art form.

 

I rocked these bad boys as a kid:

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#1487
7 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
When sheets were an art form.

 

That was my bed for sure. Mom probably ordered it out of the Sears catalog. 

#1488
13 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
When sheets were an art form.

 

 

9 hours ago, LTbear said:

I rocked these bad boys as a kid:

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I had the NFL ones and my boys had the dinosaur ones 

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#1490
7 hours ago, futureman said:

 

My ramps were made out of plywood or 2X6s and cinder blocks. No down ramp. We also ramped off the edges of some pretty ridiculous arroyos and riverbanks. 

#1492
On 7/12/2025 at 6:35 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:
When sheets were an art form.

 

 

On 7/13/2025 at 1:43 AM, honolulu horn said:

That was my bed for sure. Mom probably ordered it out of the Sears catalog. 

Yep to both.  There was also a team mini-pennant set that I had on my wall, in like a windmill formation:

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Earl Campbell made young Brisket quite the NFL fan.  Once the Oilers left Houston, though.....meh.

#1493
On 7/15/2025 at 10:52 AM, Brisketexan said:

Once the Oilers left Houston, though.....meh.

you’re always welcome to cheer for america’s team 🇺🇸 

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#1496
17 hours ago, futureman said:

you’re always welcome to cheer for america’s team 🇺🇸 

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The Cowboys are the MAGA of the NFL.

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Pretty cool if you like giant people-swallowing sized mammals next to you in the water.

#1498
6 hours ago, Macanudo said:

The Cowboys are the MAGA of the NFL.

I mean they’re a circus of bumbling fuckwits not unlike the biden administration.  jerry feeding us schotty is akin to biden feeding us kamala, both destined for huge embarrassing failures, hahahaha.

or should we just not bring up politics outside of cr you pinhead. 

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#1499
On 7/16/2025 at 7:30 PM, futureman said:

you’re always welcome to cheer for america’s team 🇺🇸 

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Ahh yes, an option ripped from the pages of "Fuck That Shit Monthly - a Journal of Shit that No Fucking Way is it Ever Going to Happen."  Their previous issue on "jamming spiked objects up your ass" was a real page-turner.

#1500
Kade Pieper defends his title. He is the Hay Bale Toss champion at Solon Beef Days in 2025 with a winning mark of 13 feet.

 

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