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Just found out about this board on the Shag.  Haven't been on as much as I used to be so, don't have all the info.  Who started/owns this board?  How different is it from the Shag?  What is going on with the Shag?  Are posters leaving the Shag?  Why?

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

1. A guy.

2. It has a different name.

3. Penis.

4. Yes.

5. Because.

this about sums it up.

It's been around since about 1990.  About to close down.  Glad you could get in on the finale though!

PM Derka. He should have all your answers. 

the shag has aids. eskimo aids.

8 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

PM Derka. He should have all your answers. 

Who is this Derka of who you speak?

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1 minute ago, The Dude said:

Shaggy is closing because you touch yourself

Damn, then a shit load of stuff will be closing.  LOL.

5 minutes ago, Greg Popabitch said:

Who is this Derka of who you speak?

He's like Rocko but a better dancer. 

On this shiny new board,  please refrain from using so many fucking curse words. Assholes.

9 minutes ago, ajax said:

the shag has aids. eskimo aids.

I was not involved.

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5 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Is El Moco Kevin Morgan? 

Nope, same El Moco from the Shag.

30 minutes ago, Quasimofo said:

On this shiny new board,  please refrain from using so many fucking curse words. Assholes.

EABOD

30 minutes ago, El Moco said:

Nope, same El Moco from the Shag.

If you're Kevin Morgan, you have to tell us. Otherwise, it's entrapment.

Praise be to Allah! I don't have to go back to working!

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14 minutes ago, mdmost said:

If you're Kevin Morgan, you have to tell us. Otherwise, it's entrapment.

Shit, from what I've been reading, thankfully I'm not.  Glad to find out about the new digs.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

1. A guy.

2. It has a different name.

3. Penis.

4. Yes.

5. Because.

Bingo

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

1. A guy.

2. It has a different name.

3. Penis.

4. Yes.

5. Because.

6. Profit.

Will we be able to have nice things on this board?

12 minutes ago, Capt said:

Will we be able to have nice things on this board?

Deep down, you know the answer to this.

I was afraid of that

Thanks for bringing me back to reality

Some sort of rep will be sent to you

3 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Is El Moco Kevin Morgan? 

Signs point to yes

Moose out front shoulda told ya.

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

Hey guys!!!

Pics or gtfo 

Fag

20 hours ago, Fudbelty said:

PM Derka. He should have all your answers. 

That's not going to work. No read receipts here.

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I read the post on the football board last night.  Don’t know how the hell I had missed it.  Glad that this board was made from the ashes of the Shag.  Cleared as much of my info as I could and logged off.  Still, I get a feeling very similar to when I lost my brother suddenly.  Greed sucks.

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El Moco, it's right there in the post. You know, from the shag.

6 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Who? 

C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. He did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! He got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. He dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told him not to anymore? Well?

33 minutes ago, South Austin said:

C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. He did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing! He got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. He dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told him not to anymore? Well?

Ned?

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1 hour ago, HOOKEM4 said:

El Moco, it's right there in the post. You know, from the shag.

Yep.  Got it.

23 hours ago, ajax said:

the shag has aids. eskimo aids.

So it comes of fucking caribou, eh? If it had been whales, we could have blamed Vic. As it is, there's just that West Texas aTm moron to blame.

2 hours ago, buffalobill989 said:

SHIT ZEPOL AND VIC. ITS ALL COMING ISNT IT. 

God I hope not. No fat chicks to aim at

I think it's here. 50 posts just like at the last place.

1 minute ago, MissingInAction said:

When's the first happy hour?

In Austin and DFW...soon.  In Houston they will figure that out in 2020

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