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Thanks you Drafthouse for recommending 4 absolutely terrible movies that should never be watched unless they are the last 4 movies to survive the coming global apocalypse. 

 

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4 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

It's better to burn out than fade away. RIP. 

My buddy had a saying.  
 

It’s better to burn out than rust out.  
 

He was the dude that died in a plane crash years back. It was on the other site. The turbo prop plane with a longhorn on the vertical stabilizer.   RIP amigo. 

13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Even though he's a Lieutenant Colonel?

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You can do a lot more stuff if you rust out.  Look at Stephen Hawking.  He was a talking vegetable and had a fantastic life until the end.  

A sad string of consecutive horrible decisions here: cocaine + fentanyl + getting behind the wheel of anything = your own personal death thread on Surly. The only good thing about it is that others weren’t seriously injured or killed. See, e.g., Henry Ruggs: NFL starter apparently set for life one day, soon-to-be bankrupt long term prison dweller womanslaughter convict the next. And the life of an innocent person gruesomely lost in the process. Too many bad, bad fucking decisions stacked on top of each other.

 

2 hours ago, Bama Llama said:

A sad string of consecutive horrible decisions here: cocaine + fentanyl + getting behind the wheel of anything = your own personal death thread on Surly. The only good thing about it is that others weren’t seriously injured or killed. See, e.g., Henry Ruggs: NFL starter apparently set for life one day, soon-to-be bankrupt long term prison dweller womanslaughter convict the next. And the life of an innocent person gruesomely lost in the process. Too many bad, bad fucking decisions stacked on top of each other.

 

The fentanyl factor may not have been a "decision", but I get what you are saying.

7 minutes ago, scottsins said:

The fentanyl factor may not have been a "decision", but I get what you are saying.

Neglecting to structure your life around a known addiction (hiring a DD, or using Uber) is a decision.

The blood sample was taken after she was hospitalized.  It's likely the fentanyl was given to her in the hospital.

Thanks you Drafthouse for recommending 4 absolutely terrible movies that should never be watched unless they are the last 4 movies to survive the coming global apocalypse. 
 
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At least Wild Side has her naked lesbian romp with Joan Chen.

The tox screen will tell if the fentanyl was ingested pre-crash or not. I’m guessing she’s gonna have enough Xanax and at least one painkiller in her system to kill a horse.

7 hours ago, TornACL said:

Talk about making a Hechety exit.

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On 8/12/2022 at 1:35 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I have some dead guy's in my shoulder

That’s what they tell you. Some drunk guy probably woke up on the wrong side of the border in a tub of ice with no Achilles tendons.

3 hours ago, RPM said:

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man this thing actually bums me out a bit more realizing that was her in Cedar Rapids. I guess I don't really remember her much past that desert island movie with Harrison Ford, and so this felt like the tail end of a long spiral rather than... perhaps her whole life has been a struggle with her demons and keeping it in the lines, and she just finally lost the handle.

Obviously in the crash the victim is the woman whose home was destroyed. But, you know, like Norm has to say about Janice.

 

Ellen Degeneres acting like she gives a shit in 3...2...1...

19 minutes ago, Deej said:

Ellen Degeneres acting like she gives a shit in 3...2...1...

You need to be counting forward.  She already came out with some heartfelt something or other. 

History shows she's full of shit. Ask any of her employees after she apologized. 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

History shows she's full of shit. Ask any of her employees after she apologized. 

Man, it's hard for me to imagine something that I give less of a shit about than knowing how Ellen DeGeneres acts behind the scene.

34 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Man, it's hard for me to imagine something that I give less of a shit about than knowing how Ellen DeGeneres acts behind the scene.

Easy for me. An aggy take on a Texas board.

 

 

 

but you aren’t wrong.

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9 hours ago, Buzzrock said:


At least Wild Side has her naked lesbian romp with Joan Chen.


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On 8/13/2022 at 8:09 AM, Bama Llama said:

A sad string of consecutive horrible decisions here: cocaine + fentanyl + getting behind the wheel of anything = your own personal death thread on Surly. The only good thing about it is that others weren’t seriously injured or killed. See, e.g., Henry Ruggs: NFL starter apparently set for life one day, soon-to-be bankrupt long term prison dweller womanslaughter convict the next. And the life of an innocent person gruesomely lost in the process. Too many bad, bad fucking decisions stacked on top of each other.

 

And the dog. Ruggs murdered the woman's dog too. At least Heche spared the turtle.

40 minutes ago, Capt. Squints said:

And the dog. Ruggs murdered the woman's dog too. At least Heche spared the turtle.

Yes, my bad for leaving out the dog. Add a count to Ruggs charges for dogslaughter. Such a crying shame.

"Ever since that transplant surgery, I've been batshit crazy. Weird."

Yeah, the official time of death will be within the last couple hours. Lots of jumping the gun with that lately, Tony Dow, Tanya Roberts, though it seems like there was another one right before Wally. Based on the tweet above, it seems there will be some organ matching, so that’s good to hear. 

6 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Yeah, the official time of death will be within the last couple hours. Lots of jumping the gun with that lately, Tony Dow, Tanya Roberts, though it seems like there was another one right before Wally. Based on the tweet above, it seems there will be some organ matching, so that’s good to hear. 

Under California law, the official time of death was when she was declared brain dead last week. Just been an organ husk since then.

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7 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Yeah, the official time of death will be within the last couple hours. Lots of jumping the gun with that lately, Tony Dow, Tanya Roberts, though it seems like there was another one right before Wally. Based on the tweet above, it seems there will be some organ matching, so that’s good to hear. 

I didn’t realize Tanya Roberts was dead.

On 8/15/2022 at 6:23 AM, Buzzrock said:

I didn’t realize Tanya Roberts was dead.

probably still would. She was so fucking hot in Beastmaster.

The Beastmaster (1982)

 

Her Playboy spread that coincided with that film was burned into young Deej's memory. 

The fact that she was naked in a PG movie vaulted young Buzzrock straight into puberty

7 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

The fact that she was naked in a PG movie vaulted young Buzzrock straight into puberty

Ursula Andress in "The Sensuous Nurse" did it for me. Thank you, Cinemax. 

Her Playboy spread that coincided with that film was burned into young Deej's memory. 

The worst part of Playboy going away is the loss of movie stars and celebs showing their lady parts.
Her Playboy spread that coincided with that film was burned into young Deej's memory. 

The worst part of Playboy going away is the loss of movie stars and celebs showing their lady parts.
On 8/16/2022 at 3:32 PM, Blotto said:

probably still would. She was so fucking hot in Beastmaster.

The Beastmaster (1982)

 

I spent many hours trying to master my beast after every viewing. 

36 minutes ago, Sandman said:

I spent many hours trying to master my beast after every viewing. 

It’s tough trying to herd earthworms 

We get confirmation that Heche is dead and this thread turns into early masturbatory flicks of the 80's.  Vintage shaggy/surly.  

I forgot to add my own contribution, which was of course, Lady Chatterley's Lover.

I'm sure Lawrence would've been proud of the film adaptation.

2 minutes ago, Augustus said:

I forgot to add my own contribution, which was of course, Lady Chatterley's Lover.

I'm sure Lawrence would've been proud of the film adaptation.

Hell yeah he would have been. 

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Me, trying to watch Lady Chatterly's Lover in the early 80s...

 

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Out of curiosity I wikipedia'd Sylvia Kristel.  Had no idea she was dead.  Had throat cancer and eventually suffered a stroke. Poor thing.

Also didn't know she was in a 5-year relationship with Al Swearingen.  

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

Al Swearingen

Loopy Cunt

You people are so goddamn insensitive.  A woman is dead and you're cracking wise.  

On 8/18/2022 at 3:00 PM, Texzilla58 said:


The worst part of Playboy going away is the loss of movie stars and celebs showing their lady parts.

 

On 8/18/2022 at 4:08 PM, Texzilla58 said:


The worst part of Playboy going away is the loss of movie stars and celebs showing their lady parts.

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  • 3 months later...

Apparently sober. 

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There is no evidence Anne Heche was impaired by illicit substances when she crashed her car into a Los Angeles residence on Aug. 5 despite reports suggesting otherwise.

Yahoo Entertainment obtained Heche's final autopsy report that includes toxicology results. The actress's blood tested at the hospital showed the presence of benzoylecgonine, an inactive metabolite of cocaine. That indicates past use, the Los Angeles medical examiner confirms. Results also showed prior use of marijuana, but not at the time of injury. There was no alcohol detected in Heche's system either. Speculation the actress was inebriated at the time of the accident was fueled by an image that appeared to show a liquor bottle in the front seat of her vehicle.

A spokesperson for the Los Angeles Police Department previously told to Yahoo Entertainment that Heche was under investigation for a felony DUI traffic collision before she was taken off life support. Blood draw results showed the presence of narcotics; however additional testing was required to rule out what was given to her medically. The final toxicology report states the fentanyl detected in Heche's urine was administered in the hospital.

The medical examiner determined Heche died of inhalation and thermal injuries. She was trapped in her Mini Cooper for around 30 minutes before she was rescued by first responders. The official report lists sternal fracture due to blunt trauma as another "significant condition."

Heche was hospitalized immediately following the fiery car crash. She went into a coma and was declared brain dead days later, but was kept on life support so her organs could be donated. Her date of death is listed as Aug. 11. She was 53.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/anne-heche-final-autopsy-report-no-evidence-illegal-drugs-in-system-at-time-of-crash-235623391.html

I read that cocaine metabolite can’t be detected in the blood longer than 24 hours after use.  If true, it was recent use.  Maybe very recent, as in she was under the influence?

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