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#705

I think I’ve shared the story before but Blake Masters in his Senate run had big ass signs that asked the JFK question, are you better now?

Everyone I walked past that was next to these signs, and they were everywhere, would engage and say yes.

Because two years before that was lockdown, no service jobs, older family dying from Covid, whatever problem you can think of name it. 

Guy just completely failed to realize that a lot of people took that time to improve their lives. Remote life made things way better. A lot of employers wanted to keep their employers and gave multiple raises.

That might be a sign that works in certain neighborhoods, but Scottsdale was thriving and very engaged.

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#706
If Kari Lake loses one more appeal she gets a free sub sandwich, who’s laughing now buddy

 

#707
Could be an appeal, could be a Senate run. Whatever it is, it's a seamless transition. https://t.co/MudMUUoA2b

 

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BREAKING: Kari Lake announces she will petition the US Supreme Court to hear her case.
#710
3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

What exactly is her case? "No no, you see, I really wanted to win."

Justice Thomas sees your point, 4 more to go.  

#712
4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

This chick is still a thing?

Huh.

Moving on.

Wonder if she just wants to stay relevant long enough for Trump to name her his running mate. 

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#714

 

JUST IN: Judge rules @KariLake did not provide CLEAR AND CONVINCING evidence that signature verification did not happen in @maricopacounty. For the second time judge affirms @GovernorHobbs election.Early last week a @KariLake spokesperson told me an appeal is expected.

 

#715

More proof that a Republican can't get a fair trial in Joe Biden's libtard America!

-- Literally a hundred million people.

 

#719
On 5/22/2023 at 8:44 PM, cactusflinthead said:
If Kari Lake loses one more appeal she gets a free sub sandwich, who’s laughing now buddy

 

Clue is a good twitter follow.  Despite being an AU alum 

#720
10 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Justice Thomas sees your point, 4 more to go.  


does Thomas’s puppet master give a fuck about lake ?

#723
36 minutes ago, Pancho said:
There’s A Switch – Maricopa County Sues Kari Lake https://t.co/hlKf5aKypJ

 

Good. Create a precedent and a financial disincentive for assholes to pull this shit. 

#724
22 hours ago, TexArcher said:

This chick is still a thing?

Huh.

Moving on.

Botox by the gallon ain’t cheap pal. 

#725
15 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

Clue is a good twitter follow.  Despite being an AU alum 

Seeing this

For years my dad joked that I was born in the middle of a Monday night football game and he was trying to watch it at the hospital, I finally looked it up today and I was born during a goddamn Cardinals game, no wonder I’m cursed

Yep, good follow.

#727
Kari Lake implied “the Holy Spirit” told her she would lose her gubernatorial election and believes God wanted her to lose for a greater purpose.

 

#728
On 5/23/2023 at 5:03 PM, Underdog said:

The day she sees the bottom of a lake will be a great day for America. 

 

#730
Kari Lake announces that she has discovered new evidence that her election was stolen and is filing another appeal.

 

#732

It would be nice if there were penalties for repeatedly bringing the same losing case and thereby clogging up the legal system.

#734
50 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Who is paying these lawyers?

 

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


not her 

Probably the same fuckfaces who are bankrolling huge dollars to wingnuts in local school elections. 

#735
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Probably the same fuckfaces who are bankrolling huge dollars to wingnuts in local school elections. 


soros !!!!

#738
On 5/5/2023 at 8:36 PM, Beau Vine said:

Come on, man, can't you see that sanctions weren’t appropriate because no one can doubt that Lake honestly believes electoral misconduct was determined by race. 

fify

#740
15 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Probably the same fuckfaces who are bankrolling huge dollars to wingnuts in local school elections. 

Decatur just elected 2 that were bankrolled by some conservative PAC and sent anonymous mailers about stopping "woke policies" at DISD. There were no "woke" policies but they won handily and at the first meeting they railroaded through an "armed guardian" policy allowing people THEY select to carry guns. Nothing to see here...

https://www.wcmessenger.com/articles/update-for-wednesday-may-24-2023/

#741
19 minutes ago, RPM said:

Decatur just elected 2 that were bankrolled by some conservative PAC and sent anonymous mailers about stopping "woke policies" at DISD. There were no "woke" policies but they won handily and at the first meeting they railroaded through an "armed guardian" policy allowing people THEY select to carry guns. Nothing to see here...

https://www.wcmessenger.com/articles/update-for-wednesday-may-24-2023/

It’s happening everywhere. My buddy in Katy days some big group from Ohio bankrolled the wing it’s, they all won because no one showed up to vote, and now they’re worried about an exodus of teachers and administrators. 
 

Fortunately my son goes to a private, religious school. Which means he’ll actually learn about evolution, science, and not do it under a poster of the Ten Commandments. The irony is so rich it’s poisonous. When he’s older I’ll explain to him that organized religion is a cult, but some of the lessons are great. 

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#742
2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

Fortunately my son goes to a private, religious school. Which means he’ll actually learn about evolution, science, and not do it under a poster of the Ten Commandments. The irony is so rich it’s poisonous. When he’s older I’ll explain to him that organized religion is a cult, but some of the lessons are great. 

Same. May have jumped the gun by asking my 7 year old daughter why God was such a jerk when he drowned the entire worlds population bc people weren't following his rules.

Wife wasn't thrilled 

#743
8 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Same. May have jumped the gun by asking my 7 year old daughter why God was such a jerk when he drowned the entire worlds population bc people weren't following his rules.

Wife wasn't thrilled 

Probably still better than asking how she thinks the human population recovered from going down to two, with one being an old man. 
smart to save that one for when she gets her blood. 

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#744
7 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Same. May have jumped the gun by asking my 7 year old daughter why God was such a jerk when he drowned the entire worlds population bc people weren't following his rules.

Wife wasn't thrilled 

Hey. I'm just asking questions.  Why are you mad at me? I'm not the one who killed millions of people.

#745
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Probably still better than asking how she thinks the human population recovered from going down to two, with one being an old man. 
smart to save that one for when she gets her blood. 

Noah?  That was Noah, his wife, his three sons and their wives.

#747
2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ok then I guess that’s better. 

To your point, Noah was something like 600 years old at the time.  He was alleged to have sired his sons when he was 500.  I smell a rat.  (Two rats?)

#748
17 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Nate Paul

You gotta say it the way it was said over and over again during the impeachment proceedings. 
 

NATE Pawwl

#749
24 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Noah?  That was Noah, his wife, his three sons and their wives.

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#750
'A whole new level of wackadoodle': Kari Lake promotes theory that Trump won California https://t.co/yIUifzai9B

GIF by Steve Harvey TV
 

she’s going hard after that trump vp spot 

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