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#851
17 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:


“And many people say I’m a sexist. Would I have picked a woman who looks like that if I didn’t love all women? I had a man come up to me with tears in his eyes, a big strong man, a working man and he said “Mr President”, they like to still call me that, “Mr President, how could you pick someone with only 3 toes to be your running mate?” I shook his hand firmly, looked him in the eyes and told him “Marge may only have 3 toes, but damn if she can’t suck a golf ball through a garden hose…”

...and the chrome off a truck bumper.

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#852
2 hours ago, Js1 said:

I don't see why she'd be his VP pick.  She's a loser.  He doesn't like losers.  

Besides, Noem is around and willing to dirty her knees for him.  There's also Ernst or Huckabeef (she did win her race) or Nancy Mace. 

They are all losers.  Himself included, obviously. 

#853
8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Eric Metaxes said he hopes Kari Lake becomes Trump’s VP and asked if Lake has “any Choctaw blood” or “African-American or anything like that.”Lake: “I’m just American. I’m a little bit of everything and we probably do have a little bit of Native American in our family…”

 

De Efpañol y Albina. Torna atras.

But that might be a little to Mexican or book-ready for MAGAdom.

#854

This is disturbing ….

Posted by Kari Lake’s campaign manager…

 

#855
4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

This is disturbing ….

Posted by Kari Lake’s campaign manager…

 

They missed Pride month by that much...

#856

Shame

Trump Begins to Sour on ‘Spotlight Hound’ Kari Lake for VP

 
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When the annual Conservative Political Action Conference straw poll was taken this year, Kari Lake handily came in first to be Donald Trump’s vice presidential pick.

It hasn’t gone so well for Lake since.

The failed Arizona governor candidate has stumbled repeatedly, both with MAGA diehards and with the one person who matters most in the decision: Trump himself.

And it’s with Trump aides that Lake has particularly lost her footing.

“She’s a shameless, ruthless demagogue who wants power and will do whatever she has to do to get it,” a Trump adviser told The Daily Beast.

Kari Lake Is Appealing Her Election Loss Again

 

This adviser added that, in recent months, Trump has been less enthusiastic about Lake himself.

Two Trump advisers who spoke to The Daily Beast said the heart of Trump’s frustration with Lake is that, in his eyes, she always wants attention.

As one of the advisers put it, she’s a “spotlight hound.”

While Lake does check off the running-mate box of being an extremely “loyal” backer of Trump, her ability to outshine the ex-president might just be her downfall.

One of the two Trump advisers, who has spoken with Trump about the matter, said the former president doesn’t appreciate Lake “running around saying she should be VP.”

“Tells you all you need to know that he did not make her his national spokeswoman,” the same adviser added. “She was an obvious choice.”

A third Trump adviser, who has likewise spoken to Trump about the matter, said they believe Trump “sees through her gambit for the vice presidency.”

“You don’t have to be a wizard to figure that out,” this source continued. “She is a woman that knows what she wants and knows how to get it.”

A Trumpworld operative agreed.

“I think she is an effective surrogate, but I’m not sure she will be a VP pick,” this operative close to the Trump campaign said, suggesting instead that Lake could be a press secretary in a future administration.

“But who knows?” they added.

A spokesperson for Lake chalked up the drama to “pathetic attempts from Team DeSantis” to divide Trump from his biggest supporters. “MAGA world is more United [sic] than ever and ready to win big in 2024,” this spokesperson said.

Actor Michael Rapaport Trashes ‘Sore Loser’ Kari Lake in New Video

But it’s not DeSantis operatives who say Lake is starting to overstay her welcome—it’s Trump’s own people.

One Trump adviser pointed to a recent headline from People magazine that alleged the MAGA firebrand spends more time at Mar-a-Lago than Trump’s wife, Melania.

“Kari Lake is there all the time,” a source told the publication. “There’s a suite there that she practically lives in.”

A Trump spokesperson did not return The Daily Beast’s requests for comment on this story.

Publicly, Lake has sidestepped questions on the possibility of being Trump’s running mate.

“I don't think President Trump needs a vice president,” she said. “He is that powerful as a leader, he doesn’t really need anyone.”

Her over-the-top adoration aside, Trump has continued to publicly support Lake.

Trump apparently doesn’t ding her too much for her loss in the Arizona governor race, with one adviser saying Trump views Lake’s defeat as “similar” to his—with election fraud to blame.

“He believes that Kari Lake’s election situation mirrors his own,” a third Trump adviser told The Daily Beast. “And in fact, he believes one of the reasons why he’s in the situation he is, is the same reason Kari Lake is in the situation she is in. He believes she should be governor as much as he believes he should be president.”

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Trump recently told supporters on his social media platform, Truth Social, to go out and buy Lake’s new book, which notably was published via Winning Team Publishing, a Trump-aligned book publisher.

“Every day, Kari fights to Make America Great Again,” he said. “I know this book is great, because I wrote the foreword.”

Later that evening, the former president appeared at a Lake book party hosted at Trump’s Bedminster club.

While Trump’s advisers clearly have their issues with Lake and her forceful pitch for VP, Trump is developing criteria for the position that wouldn’t exactly exclude her.

“He definitely wants someone who can defend him well on TV,” one of the Trump advisers said.

The Daily Beast previously reported that a slate of female lawmakers—including Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem, even former Democratic Rep. Tulsi Gabbard of Hawaii—were names that Trump had been entertaining as possible 2024 running mates. But since then, Trump and advisers who have discussed the matter with him agree that needing to select a woman candidate might be a “false premise.”

In recent weeks, some in Trump’s orbit have begun to rethink the former president’s VP needs—now considering how a potential running mate might preserve his legacy and pick up where Trump left off.

“He’s thinking about the terms afterward, and he knows now more than ever that the United States cannot be led by a mealy-mouthed establishment Republican,” a previously mentioned Trump adviser said.

Asked about a possible running mate, Trump said at an Iowa campaign stop last month that he’d thought about it “a little bit.”

“I think about it. We have a lot of candidates, right?” the former president said, responding to a question from the crowd. “We have them running left and right.”

“I don’t think from a voting standpoint it matters very much,” he added.

#858

“She’s a shameless, ruthless demagogue who wants power and will do whatever she has to do to get it,” a Trump adviser told The Daily Beast.

Kari Lake Is Appealing Her Election Loss Again

 
This adviser added that, in recent months, Trump has been less enthusiastic about Lake himself.

Two Trump advisers who spoke to The Daily Beast said the heart of Trump’s frustration with Lake is that, in his eyes, she always wants attention.

As one of the advisers put it, she’s a “spotlight hound.”

 

That's hilarious. He resents that she's getting attention from his voters.

#859
41 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

That's hilarious. He resents that she's getting attention from his voters.

There is no greater sin in Trump's eyes, no greater evil than another charlatan who attempts to steal the spotlight from dotard himself. It wasn't a coincidence that his last VP pick was an obsequious  bootlicker with the personality of a potato. 

#860
18 minutes ago, Blotto said:

There is no greater sin in Trump's eyes, no greater evil than another charlatan who attempts to steal the spotlight from dotard himself. It wasn't a coincidence that his last VP pick was an obsequious  bootlicker with the personality of a potato. 

This.  He isn't going to pick anyone who gets more media time than he does.  He will just pick the female version of Pence, like Huckabeef or Mace or Haley. 

Lake wants all the spotlight, and he won't share it. 

#861
Kari Lake Says the Reason Everyone is Suddenly Attacking Her is Because She’s Just So Powerful https://t.co/qCMOczLeU8

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#862
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
Kari Lake Says the Reason Everyone is Suddenly Attacking Her is Because She’s Just So Powerful https://t.co/qCMOczLeU8

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Good god that screen grab is glorious.

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#863
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Kari Lake Says the Reason Everyone is Suddenly Attacking Her is Because She’s Just So Powerful https://t.co/qCMOczLeU8

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#864
11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Good god that screen grab is glorious.

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How is it that a cheap-ass blow-up sex doll looks more human than her?

NSFW

Spoiler

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#866
11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Kari Lake Says the Reason Everyone is Suddenly Attacking Her is Because She’s Just So Powerful https://t.co/qCMOczLeU8

 

if you really wanna throw up imagine that they're both sitting on a sybian off-screen

#867
11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Good god that screen grab is glorious.

That’s an AI generated hologram and a drag queen, right?

#868
Good god that screen grab is glorious.

You know how I’ve said before “y’all don’t want to see what Brisket wouldn’t bang?” There’s two of em in one photo.
#870
2 hours ago, Matuka said:

Those motherfuckers…those motherfuckers ARE NOT REAL!!

Hell they ain't even old-timey.

#871
Can you name a more authentic ticket than President Trump and Kari Lake? The answer is obviously no, so there's no point in even attempting! Move right along.

 

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#873
This latest SHAM indictment is the line in the sand.That's why I'm calling on all Republican primary candidates to suspend their campaigns & rally around President Donald J. Trump.READ my full statement ⤵️

 

#874

40 years ago, she would have smelled like gin and Lucky Strikes.  Now?  Does botox smell?

#877
58 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Is that a croquet mallet? 

What's she going to do, knock over all the Deep States' wickets?

 

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#879
18 minutes ago, Pods said:

Is that a croquet mallet? 

What's she going to do, knock over all the Deep States' wickets?

 

Wow, someone one-upped Tom Herman in looking like a massive moron

Edited by Js1

#880
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:
This latest SHAM indictment is the line in the sand.That's why I'm calling on all Republican primary candidates to suspend their campaigns & rally around President Donald J. Trump.READ my full statement ⤵️

 

Big talk from a Lady who won't even suspend her own campaign, and she lost a year ago.

#881
6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

What’s a nicer term for attention whore? 

recognition tramp?

notice me strumpet?

I dunno, they kinda nailed it already

#884
1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

What’s a nicer term for attention whore? 

Why would you want a nicer term? How about Narcissist Cum Dumpster? 

#885
On 7/8/2023 at 11:48 PM, ChiTownDoc said:
Can you name a more authentic ticket than President Trump and Kari Lake? The answer is obviously no, so there's no point in even attempting! Move right along.

 

I thought MTG and Kari Lake were doing hot oil wrestling to decide who gets the VP spot?!?

#886
On 7/8/2023 at 4:54 PM, RDCanecutter said:

Hell they ain't even old-timey.

That’s the Botox

#888
12 hours ago, MrBig said:

I thought MTG and Kari Lake were doing hot oil wrestling to decide who gets the VP spot?!?

MTG is objectively hideous by any standard. Lake looks like an aged Florida Whore, so while ugly as shit, her look appeals to shallow fat worthless tubs of shit like Trump.

#889
On 7/8/2023 at 1:43 PM, Brisketexan said:


You know how I’ve said before “y’all don’t want to see what Brisket wouldn’t bang?” There’s two of em in one photo.

As Bob Seger sang, “Who wants to be blown by Kari Lake?” 

#890
31 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Lake looks like an aged Florida Whore..

If that means the short hairstyle with tanning booth skin as leathery as a Peruvian mummy, rocking the metallic bling sandals with pastel separates,   then yeah. 

#891
22 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

As Bob Seger sang, “Who wants to be blown by Kari Lake?” 

Dammit, now I'm going to be singing this all day.

Who's gonna ride that chrome three wheeler?
Who's gonna make that first mistake?

#892
1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

If that means the short hairstyle with tanning booth skin as leathery as a Peruvian mummy, rocking the metallic bling sandals with pastel separates,   then yeah. 

And the men line up outside her home in The Villages every afternoon.

 

#893
3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And the men line up outside her home in The Villages every afternoon.

 

They don't have homes, they're always shacked up with some fat guy who thinks she's the hottest thing ever.

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#894
16 hours ago, Bullneck said:

My brain says "no" but my dick says "yes."

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#895
Kari Lake says instead of House Republicans trying to impeach Biden, they should just decertify the 2020 election and reinstate Trump to the presidency now.

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#896
2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Kari Lake says instead of House Republicans trying to impeach Biden, they should just decertify the 2020 election and reinstate Trump to the presidency now.

 

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#897
Arizona has a very strict resign to run law. It’s not possible for her to be Arizona’s shadow governor and a Senate candidate at the same time. 😁 https://t.co/LGifaQAJKP

 

#898
On 8/3/2023 at 7:57 AM, Gatorubet said:

If that means the short hairstyle with tanning booth skin as leathery as a Peruvian mummy, rocking the metallic bling sandals with pastel separates,   then yeah. 

What the fuck else could it possibly mean?

and what about an obscene number of toe rings?

#899
6 minutes ago, Js1 said:
Arizona has a very strict resign to run law. It’s not possible for her to be Arizona’s shadow governor and a Senate candidate at the same time. 😁 https://t.co/LGifaQAJKP

 

Nice post by Gallego.

Lake is going to run for everything and win nothing.  

#900

I somehow watched about two minutes of a Kari Lake speech and it occurred to me that maybe she actually believes what she's saying.

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