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guys don't even joke around with fake submissions they say its perjury if you do and you can be punished. 

 

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Just now, Foosters said:

guys don't even joke around with fake submissions they say its perjury if you do and you can be punished. 

 

Nu-uh!  I read on Facebook that sending a fake submission on a random-ass web page is a violation of the Rome Statute, so it's even more seriouser than mere perjury!

25 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

I think it’s funny how Trumpers loved Lake so much. There was tons of people on texags rooting for her.

That’s a lot of losing if you’re a Trump/Lake/aggy fan.

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1 minute ago, Left Coast said:

That’s a lot of losing if you’re a Trump/Lake/aggy fan.

On the bright side, if there's one thing we've learned, it's that losing over, and over, and over, definitely causes aggies to reconsider their life choices and make a change for the better.

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Kari Lake: “How do you certify an election that’s this botched?”

Stephen Colbert: “I’d like to respond to Kari Lake in the gauzy style she’s accustomed to.”

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6 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Has she accepted her loss yet?

Have you not read through the last page of this thread?

7 hours ago, Left Coast said:

That’s a lot of losing if you’re a Trump/Lake/aggy fan.

Culture of Losing 

7 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Has she accepted her loss yet?

I heard she’s on her way to visit Mar-a-Lago. I take that to mean she’s doubling down on denialism and remaining committed to Trump.

8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I heard she’s on her way to visit Mar-a-Lago. I take that to mean she’s doubling down on denialism and remaining committed to Trump.

Ms. Lake, you forgot the coffee!  

Who is more Trumprepugnant Batshit Crazy, Kari Lake or Marjorie Taylor Greene? It’s like watching a monkey playing with a hand grenade. You know how it’s going to end but you just can’t stop looking. Except and alas, these assholes have thousands of supporters who actually vote for them. Jaysus, Mary and Joseph, how did it ever come to this?

Apparently half the population is living proof that ignorance is bliss.

17 minutes ago, Bama Llama said:

Who is more Trumprepugnant Batshit Crazy, Kari Lake or Marjorie Taylor Greene? It’s like watching a monkey playing with a hand grenade. You know how it’s going to end but you just can’t stop looking. Except and alas, these assholes have thousands of supporters who actually vote for them. Jaysus, Mary and Joseph, how did it ever come to this?

No contest, Lake is transparently and skillfully grifting the hayseeds. MTG is the wild-eyed acolyte. 

39 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

No contest, Lake is transparently and skillfully grifting the hayseeds. MTG is the wild-eyed acolyte. 

MTG is more batshit crazy but she also has power. And outsized power since the Republicans hold such a narrow majority in the House. She’s more dangerous in the near term. 

1 hour ago, Bama Llama said:

Who is more Trumprepugnant Batshit Crazy, Kari Lake or Marjorie Taylor Greene? It’s like watching a monkey playing with a hand grenade. You know how it’s going to end but you just can’t stop looking. Except and alas, these assholes have thousands of supporters who actually vote for them. Jaysus, Mary and Joseph, how did it ever come to this?

Like 956 said above, Lake is grifting, just like Trump is.  MTG is clearly dumb enough to buy into this shit.  Lake came out of the media, and like Trump being a reality TV star, she understands how to play the idiots in the GOP.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Ell-Oh-Fucking-Ell at having "Fight Song" as her intro theme.  Just perfect.

Interesting slip of the tongue from ole Filters McGee. 

"We had such an amazing movement" -- (She knows she lost and won't actually contest the election)

"Let me revise that, we HAVE such an amazing movement" -- (She has absolutely no intention to stop grifting cash out of these idiots)

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She’s so happy and honored to be there, but they don’t seem at all happy to have her there.

Why isn't she doing anything about all the fraud? Arizonans know BS when they see it, yet where are protests? Where are the lawsuits? Where are the calls for a ninja audit?

By doing nothing, she looks inept.

On 11/17/2022 at 6:23 PM, Sbbruin said:

No way.

Yes way! 

I found a thread where they can't believe she lost because she was more professional that Hobbs.  These rubes will vote for anyone in a necktie or wearing pearls and evening gloves.  No wonder Palin went on a $500,000 shopping spree.  All that matters to them is appearnaces.

On 11/18/2022 at 10:41 AM, Beau Vine said:

Ell-Oh-Fucking-Ell at having "Fight Song" as her intro theme.  Just perfect.

"The lady who ran to the fire and is just getting started."

Nothing more authentic than a self-proclaimed hero.  And "just getting started" is an interesting euphemism for "loser."

1 hour ago, Bookman said:

Why isn't she doing anything about all the fraud? Arizonans know BS when they see it, yet where are protests? Where are the lawsuits? Where are the calls for a ninja audit?

By doing nothing, she looks inept.

With all the attorneys that got disciplined for bogus lawsuits in 2020, I wonder if she can’t get anyone to file for her

On 11/18/2022 at 8:06 AM, HenryJames said:

 

Give her ten more minutes to talk, it'll just be her saying "Amazing amazing amazing amazing."

On 11/18/2022 at 6:23 AM, Bama Llama said:

Who is more Trumprepugnant Batshit Crazy, Kari Lake or Marjorie Taylor Greene? It’s like watching a monkey playing with a hand grenade. You know how it’s going to end but you just can’t stop looking. Except and alas, these assholes have thousands of supporters who actually vote for them. Jaysus, Mary and Joseph, how did it ever come to this?

Lake is a malevolent Imp. Greene is a cannibalistic Cave Troll.

Then there’s this:

A top election official in Arizona's Maricopa County went into hiding on Sunday due to security concerns in the wake of the 2022 midterm elections.

Maricopa County Supervisor Bill Gates confirmed to the local Fox affiliate KSAZ-TV that he moved to an "undisclosed location" with a security detail from the sheriff's office. Maricopa County, which includes Phoenix, is the state's most populous, with more than 4.4 million residents.

Gates, a lifelong Republican, is one of the leaders of the Maricopa County Elections Department and has been a staunch defender of the county's elections.

He has rejected the false claims that the 2020 election was stolen from former President Donald Trump and has since become the target of violent threats and intimidation by right-wing extremists and attacks by members of his own party after President Joe Biden's Arizona win in 2020

31 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Lake is a malevolent Imp. Greene is a cannibalistic Cave Troll.

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34 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Then there’s this:

A top election official in Arizona's Maricopa County went into hiding on Sunday due to security concerns in the wake of the 2022 midterm elections.

Maricopa County Supervisor Bill Gates confirmed to the local Fox affiliate KSAZ-TV that he moved to an "undisclosed location" with a security detail from the sheriff's office. Maricopa County, which includes Phoenix, is the state's most populous, with more than 4.4 million residents.

Gates, a lifelong Republican, is one of the leaders of the Maricopa County Elections Department and has been a staunch defender of the county's elections.

He has rejected the false claims that the 2020 election was stolen from former President Donald Trump and has since become the target of violent threats and intimidation by right-wing extremists and attacks by members of his own party after President Joe Biden's Arizona win in 2020

BILL GATES

Stupid simulation.

On 11/20/2022 at 7:15 AM, Bookman said:

Why isn't she doing anything about all the fraud? Arizonans know BS when they see it, yet where are protests? Where are the lawsuits? Where are the calls for a ninja audit?

By doing nothing, she looks inept.

Why is so much attention being given to that bitch? I’m sick and tired of seeing her on TV. Same goes for MTG. 

probsbly didn’t help Lake or Hamedah

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

probsbly didn’t help Lake or Hamedah

I don't believe it. Half the usual R voters stayed home instead of vote for Moore. Looks like most of them still pulled the lever for Blake Psycho Killer Qu'est-ce que c'est Masters.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

probsbly didn’t help Lake or Hamedah


his “James Bond gun” serial killer manifesto YouTube video didn’t get out the vote?

8 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

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Are you saying soul or boy’s hole?

19 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

^^ Belongs in the "What the fuck did I just watch" thread. 

Use search words "amazing + cringe + embarrassing."

There’s a reason it’s takes a long time to count all the votes you crazy bitch, it’s because Republicans spread the message that drop boxes are fraudulent or being watched or whatever, so people dropped off their ballot on Election Day. Delays counting 

7 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Didn’t take long for her to go batshit crazy.

“Arizonans have no faith in our elections”

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1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

There’s a reason it’s takes a long time to count all the votes you crazy bitch, it’s because Republicans spread the message that drop boxes are fraudulent or being watched or whatever, so people dropped off their ballot on Election Day. Delays counting 

Also republicans insisted on signature verification for a state that’s heavy on mail ballots. That causes delays 

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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That whole video is one long copyright violation.

Did Kari get hacked or did she really post that video unironically?

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

There’s a reason it’s takes a long time to count all the votes you crazy bitch, it’s because Republicans spread the message that drop boxes are fraudulent or being watched or whatever, so people dropped off their ballot on Election Day. Delays counting 

It plays into their fear narrative.

All across the country in GOP controlled legislatures, they make sure that election workers can’t count or even tabulate early votes before the polls close. If election workers could come in on Monday and count all the early / mail in vote up to that point, but not report it, Election Day would be a lot smoother for everyone. The gop makes the process slow and shitty on purpose so they can bitch about it. Deep down they hate voting and the ability to choose your representative of any kind. They want us to just shut up, vote R, let them pass tax cuts for the wealthy, and have us cheer them on while they do it.

fuck that shit.

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Did Kari get hacked or did she really post that video unironically?

Either she watched a few seconds, saw Trump, heard Lee Greenwood and decided it was pro-Trump, or she's an idiot.

It's too close to call.

3 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

They say I'm very famous.

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4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

There’s a reason it’s takes a long time to count all the votes you crazy bitch, it’s because Republicans spread the message that drop boxes are fraudulent or being watched or whatever, so people dropped off their ballot on Election Day. Delays counting 

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.

P. J. O'Rourke

6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.

P. J. O'Rourke

that's the dumbest shit I have ever read

PJ has some good quips, but relied way too much on "those silly libs" before it was even a thing

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