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#401
Yeah, telling your voters not to trust the system and to not vote early then complain when there are lines on election day and trying to fit all the voters in that window between 5:00 and 7:00 pm is some seriously dumbfuck shit.
 

Well, given that “serious dumbfuck shit” is their full party platform….
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#403
Teach us your ways you Soulless loser. 
 
 

Here’s the lesson -

Don’t recruit candidates that look like background characters from “American Psycho” but have less character than Patrick Bateman.
#404
2 hours ago, TexasEd said:

Yeah, telling your voters not to trust the system and to not vote early then complain when there are lines on election day and trying to fit all the voters in that window between 5:00 and 7:00 pm is some seriously dumbfuck shit.

 

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#405

You know with all this bitching and moaning and asking to speak with polling station manager, this Lake Cunt is starting to sound like a real Karin.  

#412
On 12/2/2022 at 10:39 AM, Ted Lange said:

 

 

This is from a suit she and Finchem filed back in May:

This is a civil rights action for declaratory and injunctive relief to prohibit the use of electronic voting machines in the State of Arizona in the upcoming 2022 Midterm Election, slated to be held on November 8, 2022 (the “Midterm Election”), unless and until the electronic voting system is made open to the public and subjected to scientific analysis by objective experts to determine whether it is secure from manipulation or intrusion. The machine companies have consistently refused to do this.

Counsel for defendants sent a letter in May warning that the lawsuit was frivolous and would be dismissed and sanctions requested, which is something that should be happening in all of these Trumpesque suits, but didn't happen in enough of them.  The plaintiffs then doubled down and moved for a preliminary injunction against the use of electronic voting machines in an election fewer than six months away.

Defendants moved to dismiss, it was dismissed and sanctions have been granted.  The sanctions will be ALL of the Maricopa County defendants' attorneys fees, which is going to be hundreds of thousands.

The sanctioned attorneys will be this guy:

https://www.parkerdk.com/the-team/andrew-parker/

That Kurt Olsen clown that is a repeat offender here.  Parker may be too.

Dershowitz.

Because they signed the offending complaint and motion for preliminary injunction.

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#414

"The US Constitution is a burden. Trump 2024."

38% approval cuz pwnd. 

#418
1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

so when the asshole loser gets a job at Fox, will they still use the blurry filter when she's on the air?

 

 

You look fine Mr Simpson : r/TheSimpsons

#419

Who comes in softer...Kari Lake's filter or Tucker Carlson's wedding night?  

#420
3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Who comes in softer...Kari Lake's filter or Tucker Carlson's wedding night?  

Kari's filter. Tucker is rock hard sitting in the corner watching.

#424

You can almost imagine the torrid, inter-office affair between trolls Huffines and Lake.  

"Their children would have hooves." /michaelbolton

#425
16 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

You can almost imagine the torrid, inter-office affair between trolls Huffines and Lake.  

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#429

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A meaningful share of Republican voters showed up to the polls but spurned Lake. Statewide, she received nearly 120,000 fewer votes than did the victorious Republican candidate for state treasurer, Kimberly Yee, who stressed financial literacy and fiscal discipline on the campaign trail instead of conspiracy theories about the 2020 election. 

 

#430

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“It was both a collapse and, now in hindsight, it was a failed campaign from the beginning,” said a high-ranking Arizona Republican. “I don’t really know what to say beyond outrageous arrogance and never getting out of primary mode. This election wasn’t stolen. It was given away.”

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#433
4 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

why would anyone have their hair like that on purpose? 

"Hello, stylist, give the "The Realtor."

#434
4 hours ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

why would anyone have their hair like that on purpose? 

Gozer the Gozerian.

 

#435
20 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Gozer the Gozerian.

 

You rang 

 

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#438
21 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Was he a great big man with tears streaming down his face too? 
 

FOH you loon. 

#440
11 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

That soft camera filter makes it look like she's about to get gang banged.

And you can't prove that she hasn't. 

#448
On 12/12/2022 at 7:08 PM, Bullneck said:

"Hello, stylist, give the "The Realtor."

Per black people twitter, “Say no more.”

#449
On 12/12/2022 at 6:43 PM, RDCanecutter said:

"Wut kinda REAL Tek-shan leaves and moves to Arizony?"

Even London Bridge has fallen down and moved to Arizona.

 

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