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He just got confused on where to send his colon cancer screen test.

Is it against the law to mail poop?  I didn’t study fecal law.  
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Edited by Judge Roybeanbag

This hits close to home. I have a sister who got mad at her neighbor for letting their dog shit in her yard, so she started picking it up and putting it in their mailbox.  If that was one of you assholes, just kidding, that never really happened.

Edited by Goredho

A more satisfying delivery ...

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Edited by skeeter

Old man poop.

jimmy fallon lol GIF

Free Dick Steinle! He was just sending sincere messages with as much of himself as he could get into each one. 

Are we going to make peaceful political discourse against the law?

Don't cancel Dick!

A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside, it's my shit in a box

Somebody please put me in a cage where I can cry.

They were working in shifts

5 hours ago, Goredho said:

This hits close to home. I have a sister who got mad at her neighbor for letting their dog shit in her yard, so she started picking it up and putting it in their mailbox.  If that was one of you assholes, just kidding, that never really happened.

I tell dog-walkers it's ok if their pet shits in our front yard. It freaks them out and they keep walking. I mean, my intention was for the mutt to get some relief because I really don't care, but if my superpower is causing the opposite to happen, I guess nobody should send money in a paper bag to my house.

Permission isn't normally required/sought/given for that (dogs are going to shit wherever they want outside) so they probably think you're being sarcastic. 

10 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

 

 

Good Jim Jordan is such a pathetic loser that he needs the most gerrymandered district in America in order to win. Screw him.

1. That picture of Jim Jordan is a perfect match for the headline.

2. What type of mailer do you use for such an endeavor?

3. Half serious, could that be prosecuted as terrorism when sent to politicians? Will the BM bandit take a trip to Gitmo?

4. FedEx would have just dumped the fecal parcel in the Reflecting Pool and called it close enough.

 

If only this guy was a better practical joker. Imagine this with shit...

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still blows my mind that in this world someone feels it necessary to blur someone's mouth when they curse. Like, did deaf people request that? Is that really that offensive? talk about worthless jobs

Edited by Longhorn_Fan68

Richard John Steinle-  Maybe not the hero we envisioned, but a  true American Hero nonetheless. 

 

 

 

If i’m on his jury, he walks.  Walks straight to the nearest bar where he then drinks for free on my tab the rest of the day.

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