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    Two years ago in June, the commencement speech at Northwestern University contained this gem: "The best way to spot an idiot, look for the person who is cruel. Let me explain. When we see someone

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#2002
She’s a straight-A student. She’s the class president.She’s going to Harvard. She’s transgender

 

#2003

Multiply this times 10’s of thousands of Texas’ best and brightest, to borrow an old, merit obsessed term, who will vacate this place as soon as they can.  In the 70’s  my time in Austin made me a much more open person, esp to those who were not long haired head banging engineering students (maybe 2 or 3 of us).  Cosmic cowboys and shit.  Now, who would even want to go to school here, if morality were their strongest personal guide?

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#2004
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:
She’s a straight-A student. She’s the class president.She’s going to Harvard. She’s transgender

 

 

41 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

Multiply this times 10’s of thousands of Texas’ best and brightest, to borrow an old, merit obsessed term, who will vacate this place as soon as they can.  In the 70’s  my time in Austin made me a much more open person, esp to those who were not long haired head banging engineering students (maybe 2 or 3 of us).  Cosmic cowboys and shit.  Now, who would even want to go to school here, if morality were their strongest personal guide?

It's much easier to fool the masses when you keep them uneducated.  Many are already brainwashed and will go to aggy, or the like, for they're continued indoctrination. They're scared to death of too many people becoming educated as that ruins all their plans. It's no mystery why the states with the lowest education levels are also the reddest ones. The tactic has been used throughout history. 

#2005
4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

 

It's much easier to fool the masses when you keep them uneducated.  Many are already brainwashed and will go to aggy, or the like, for they're continued indoctrination. They're scared to death of too many people becoming educated as that ruins all their plans. It's no mystery why the states with the lowest education levels are also the reddest ones. The tactic has been used throughout history. 

Yes. And it’s going to turn Texas into an undeniable shithole. Companies will head elsewhere. 

#2007
We celebrate the LGBTQ+ community during #PrideMonth and beyond.

 

#2012
NASCAR. Fuck ya. Dumbass brains are exploding everywhere. So awesome!

I wish I had a live feed inside 100 doublewides across the south. Must be an epic meltdown. Glorious.
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#2013
2 hours ago, The Dog said:
We celebrate the LGBTQ+ community during #PrideMonth and beyond.

 

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#2014

I had to stop reading the comments because I was scared I would overdose on bigot/fascist/MAGAt tears. I don’t even care what the play is here, the reaction is worth the squeeze.

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#2017
FL teachers and sane parents are starting to push back at right-wing insanity: “No one is teaching your kids to be gay. Sometimes they are just gay. I have math to teach. I literally don’t have time to teach your kids to be gay.”https://t.co/Jmjawc0Ixb

 

#2018
 
It's almost as if all this "think of the children" rhetoric is just cover for hurting gay people (sticking to smarty pants educators is just the cherry on top).
#2019
On 5/30/2023 at 4:33 PM, bolverk said:
The War on Woke Target continues.

 

before clicking play, thought that was a bulge and it was going to be a parody.  Realized just a shadow

#2020

Now this is a boycott I hope takes hold. I'd love for the lines to be shorter when I take the kids to Six Flags later this month.

 

#2022

Imagine living in Fresno and having the balls to talk shit to anyone. That place is an f'ing dump. It would be a tough choice between living there or in Wichita Falls. 

#2023
On 5/30/2023 at 9:34 AM, wildcat09 said:

These people really are too stupid to understand that businesses have DEI initiatives to protect themselves from liability for discrimination claims. 

Or that Jesus was brown and didn't speak English.

On 5/30/2023 at 10:36 AM, HenryJames said:

Why is it always semen with these guys?

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Frosted lemonade is just frozen lemonade with ice cream mixed in. I'm surprised somebody like him would openly admit to drinking such things.

#2024

johnnyjacobs/ "And then we went to Fresno.  Fresno?  Nobody goes to Fresno anymore." /johnnyjacobs 

#2025
11 hours ago, mdmost said:

Now this is a boycott I hope takes hold. I'd love for the lines to be shorter when I take the kids to Six Flags later this month.

 

This will be interesting to watch unfold for sure.

#2027

Fuck you, Tennessee GOP.

https://www.npr.org/2023/06/03/1179990709/tennessee-drag-show-law-ruling

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A federal judge rejects Tennessee's anti-drag law as too broad and vague

Updated June 3, 202312:13 PM ET

NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Tennessee's first-in-the-nation law designed to place strict limits on drag shows is unconstitutional, a federal judge says.

The law is both "unconstitutionally vague and substantially overbroad" and encouraged "discriminatory enforcement," according to the ruling late Friday by U.S. District Judge Thomas Parker, who was appointed by former President Donald Trump.

"There is no question that obscenity is not protected by the First Amendment. But there is a difference between material that is 'obscene' in the vernacular, and material that is 'obscene' under the law," Parker said.

"Simply put, no majority of the Supreme Court has held that sexually explicit — but not obscene — speech receives less protection than political, artistic, or scientific speech," he said.

The law would have banned adult cabaret performances from public property or anywhere minors might be present. Performers who broke the law risked being charged with a misdemeanor or a felony for a repeat offense.

Parker used the example of a female performer wearing an Elvis Presley costume and mimicking the iconic musician who could be at risk of punishment under the drag law because they would be considered a "male impersonator."

Friends of George's, a Memphis-based LGBTQ+ theater company, filed a complaint in March, saying the law would negatively impact them because they produce "drag-centric performances, comedy sketches, and plays" with no age restrictions.

"This win represents a triumph over hate," the theater company said in a statement Saturday, adding that the ruling affirmed their First Amendment rights as artists.

"Similar to the countless battles the LGBTQ+ community has faced over the last several decades, our collective success relies upon everyone speaking out and taking a stand against bigotry," the group said.

 

#2028
2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Hello, fellow white man. From the NASCAR twitter thread:

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So deprived. Where's mine? 

Not going to lie, Biologically Normal Reproductive Hetero Behavior Month is pretty catchy. 

#2029
On 5/31/2023 at 12:10 PM, HenryJames said:
She’s a straight-A student. She’s the class president.She’s going to Harvard. She’s transgender

 

I am so very proud of that young woman’s resilience. She is what the mythologized about Texan looks like in real life. The majority of actual Texans do not have an ounce of her bravery, determination or guts to achieve what she has. Great story and I hope she kills it at Harvard.

#2030

I just read that Abbott signed Torture Transexuals into law.

I first heard the bill described a few weeks ago while driving in the car. No puberty blockers. Those on puberty blockers to be weaned off. I didn't use the word torture lightly. It made me just about literally sick to think about some young person at least staving off an unwanted and unnatural (it is indeed not in the most profound nature of the person in question) physical process now being forced to get back on the train to unhappiness.

It is not hard to imagine the trauma this would cause someone. The supporters of this tyranny can imagine it, yet they impose this anyway. 

Texas doesn't want anyone not heterosexual or absolutely comfortable in the born sex. Texas does not want Black people to vote. Texas does not act when children are slaughtered in the classroom. Texas denies history and science.

Texas has chosen to vilify a small, harmless group of citizens to generate hate and disgust for those citizens and tolerance itself.

It's a world where it's brave to tell LBGTQ citizens that they no longer need to fear repercussions for revealing their natures. Pride movements generally are meant to raise people up in response to decades and centuries of being assumed (assumed!) not equal to the white heteros that run things. That own everything. That tell themselves absurd lies about the brutality of their history and about the shit end of the stick they're getting when the spotlight moves from their self-congratulation.

You don't have to love or even like a fellow citizen. The bar is simply tolerance. How can it be that tolerance is now characterized as malign? Isn't that what woke-ism generally is? 

I'm glad of the individuals and companies who risk income and even personal safety to stand with the Pride movement. I don't know that we'll hear Ya Basta! from a majority in Texas. 

 

#2031
1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Hello, fellow white man. From the NASCAR twitter thread:

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So deprived. Where's mine? 

It's exactly like when a child says " There is Mother's Day, there's Father's Day why can't there be Kid's Day?" 

 

"Because everyday is Kid's Day you little monster."

#2032
3 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Not going to lie, Biologically Normal Reproductive Hetero Behavior Month is pretty catchy. 

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#2033
2 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

It's exactly like when a child says " There is Mother's Day, there's Father's Day why can't there be Kid's Day?" 

"Because everyday is Kid's Day you little monster."

 

#2034
Approximately 19 kids under the age of 18 have gender affirming surgery every year in America. More than twice that number of kids will get shot JUST TODAY in America.If they’re telling you we need to address trans healthcare and ignore gun violence, you’re being fed a lie.

 

#2035
7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

You don't have to love or even like a fellow citizen. The bar is simply tolerance.

Or even just IGNORE.  It's not hard.  This shit doesn't affect anyone.

#2036
2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Or even just IGNORE.  It's not hard.  This shit doesn't affect anyone.

They ignored it for decades. It's just that the politicians and grifters found out it pays well.

#2037
On 6/3/2023 at 7:57 PM, Pancho said:
these people are going insane

Trying to cover…

Wait, banning trans people and then immediately welcoming them back in the next paragraph by including them again when they welcome the LGBTQ community.  This doesn't make any sense.

#2038
2 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Wait, banning trans people and then immediately welcoming them back in the next paragraph by including them again when they welcome the LGBTQ community.  This doesn't make any sense.

Give 'em a break. They can't even spell 'therefore'.

#2039
5 hours ago, bolverk said:

Give 'em a break. They can't even spell 'therefore'.

Shit, I'd be surprised if they could count past four

#2042

Fuck these fucks.

Anti-LGBT protestors attack Pro-LGBT demonstrators outside of a Glendale, CA schoolboard meeting.The schoolboard is voting on recognizing June as Pride month.
#2048
3 minutes ago, troph said:

Wait there’s cake for me at H‑E‑B? 

Yes.  Please enjoy. 

 

Also, wait 'til Tex aggy hears about the car in Smokey and the Bandit.

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