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    Two years ago in June, the commencement speech at Northwestern University contained this gem: "The best way to spot an idiot, look for the person who is cruel. Let me explain. When we see someone

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15 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Thanks, Troph, for the head’s up. Church of God, Transgender, then.

I agree that God is in all things, male, female, and neither.

My point is this SCOTUS seems to go out of its way to protect religious rights, and therein lies a position to fight back against state oppression.

Not all religious rights, just the ones they view as legitimate. 

https://twitter.com/CarlosGSmith/status/1653239584640172033?s=20

Awesome news for you, Troph!

I'm considering Denver ofc, but I'm also kind of tired of having to live paycheck to paycheck because of cost of living and shitty nurse hourly rates. Vermont,  maybe? 

How's your flannel and do you have a Subaru?

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I don't have a Subaru, but my flannel collection is extensive and I'm able to rent a U-Haul for any potential second dates.

2 hours ago, safe sex said:

I don't have a Subaru, but my flannel collection is extensive and I'm able to rent a U-Haul for any potential second dates.

Uh, no judging...but showing up to your second date with anyone, regardless of sexual preference, in a rented U-Haul is creepy as fuck.

"Hey, I really enjoyed our dinner and movie last week.  Perhaps you'd like to see inside of this here panel truck with a mural of Montana on the sides, (I say in a not so creepy manner)..." 

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Cisgender, straight male screaming "fuck you Surly" while driving around in my Ascent Onyx Edition.

31 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Cisgender, straight male screaming "fuck you Surly" while driving around in my Ascent Onyx Edition.

So, Blacked?

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Uh, no judging...but showing up to your second date with anyone, regardless of sexual preference, in a rented U-Haul is creepy as fuck.

"Hey, I really enjoyed our dinner and movie last week.  Perhaps you'd like to see inside of this here panel truck with a mural of Montana on the sides, (I say in a not so creepy manner)..." 

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3 hours ago, troph said:

it's a lesbian joke YGIFS. Lesbians move in together super, super fucking fast. the term is "u-hauling" and it's a LGBTQ subculture phrase. Now we didn't u-haul, and my wife was very much on the slow your roll plan (frankly so was I given the kids) but we still hooked up fast and the ecstasy of estrogen on estrogen love is out of this world so the bond is super fast, super tight until the sex fades and you have to deal with lesbian bed death. 

Okay, I'm super cool with all this...if even a bit behind.  But I am naming my band "Lesbian Bed Death" and there is nothing you can do to stop me.  

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I told my wife and kids that we're done with Florida for a while. If we want to go to Disney, we'll go to Disneyland. If we want to go to Universal, we'll go to Hollywood. If we want to go to the beach, we'll find a state that has a nice beach but aren't massive transphobic and homophobic shitbags. I wish California oceans weren't so cold. We'd never have to return to Florida ever again. 

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2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

The Qataris were more tolerant at the World Cup. 

I regret ever spending a dollar in Florida, and won't ever again until the maga/christian infestation is removed.  Astonishing:

The Florida legislature passed a bill Thursday that will let the state take transgender minors away from their families if they are receiving gender-affirming care.

The bill passed the Senate by a vote of 26–13, mainly along party lines, and the House shortly after by a vote of 83–28, again along party lines. The measure now goes to the desk of Governor Ron DeSantis, who has previously expressed support for it and will likely sign it into law.

If he signs it into law, the measure will allow the state to take custody of a child if they have been “subjected to or [are] threatened with being subjected to” gender-affirming care, which includes puberty blockers and hormone replacement therapy. Florida courts could modify custody agreements from a different state if the minor is likely to receive gender-affirming care in that second state. The text refers to gender-affirming care as “sex-reassignment prescriptions or procedures” and qualifies this care as a form of “physical harm.”

https://newrepublic.com/post/172444/florida-passes-bill-allowing-trans-kids-taken-families

My clinic has been officially "gotten" by Project Veritas. They have a recording of one of our patient support reps (incorrectly) saying that we will treat 13yo gender care patients.  That's it.  That's the big reveal.  That's our evil plot: to spare our alleviate trans kids from as much the biological torture that is puberty as possible.  

Remind me: how have the PV shitheads avoided jail at this point? Oh, that's white, it's a pretty straight forward explanation

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Special congratulations to Florida for becoming known as a beacon of hate all the way on the other side of the world (@1:08):

 

The Florida equivalent of the former British Empire calling out Florida for being too Florida among their own Floridian hate-filled citizenry.  

Sorry, but we're living in a simulation and there's nothing any of us can do escape it.  I guess while we're stuck, let's rent some U-Hauls and be kind to one another.  

“Grateful Drag?” Say hello to Bertha, covering the music of the Grateful Dead.

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https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/houston-pearl-bar-drag-texas-18100109.php

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Mabry says the ongoing push by conservative lawmakers to restrict LGBTQ rights in Texas has jeopardized her business: for the first time since its doors opened in 2013, Pearl Bar was denied an insurance policy it needs to continue operations earlier this year, specifically because it hosts drag shows.   

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Mabry's situation began a few months ago, when she decided she wanted to shop around for a new insurance policy with a new agent. The agent eventually came back to Mabry with bad news: the only underwriter that made an offer quoted Mabry at $91,000—more than double what she paid to insure Pearl Bar just one year prior, according to financial documents shared with Chron. 

Days later, the underwriter backpedaled and rescinded the offer entirely. 

In a Mar. 23 email reviewed by Chron, Mabry's insurance agent shared the underwriter's explanation for denying Pearl Bar: "we will not consider this one due to the drag," the underwriter wrote. "We won't write this risk." 

On 5/3/2023 at 7:54 PM, Pancho said:

 

I've always hated Florida.  Add another reason to stay the fuck out of that shithole.

So Floridians who can't identify that they're fucking their own relatives are now charged with identifying trans people for deportation?  

Yeah, this is an absolutely can't-miss idea...

On 5/13/2023 at 7:32 AM, cactusflinthead said:

 

Remember the Checkov's Gun plot device?  This was the absence of one.  You knew where the ending was going when there wasn't an object present, but rather the void of one?  He had all the tells of one way, but there were no Oakley's on his head.  So you knew where it was headed.  

13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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I got nothing.  I'm the long-winded asshole with a 1000 opinions but that's just...................y'all unpack that shit.  I don't know.  And furthermore, I dunno.  

40 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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I think what she's saying is that only she can determine who is a "true" transgender person.

That craziness not withstanding, the thing I haven't been able to wrap my head around is why all the fuss now?  Perhaps things have changed since I was in school, but I thought you had to be voted into a sorority by the current members.  Why did they vote her in if they have a problem with her?  Seems like this should have been hashed out before they accepted her into the pledge class.

If a doctor prescribes Viagra, isn’t that technically gender affirming care?

On 5/11/2023 at 4:14 PM, HenryJames said:

 

 

 

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