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Huh... One of the unarmed groomers who stopped the MAGAt spawn in Colorado was a vet. Maybe Marge can teach him how to be a real man who loves America.

"“I have never encountered a person who had engaged in such heroic actions who was so humble about it," Vasquez said of Fierro. "He simply said to me, ‘I was trying to protect my family.’”

https://www.msn.com/en-US/news/crime/veteran-among-those-thanked-for-stopping-gunman-at-gay-club/ar-AA14o7eS?ocid=sapphireappshare

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    Two years ago in June, the commencement speech at Northwestern University contained this gem: "The best way to spot an idiot, look for the person who is cruel. Let me explain. When we see someone

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On 11/20/2022 at 12:28 PM, NameAlreadyInUse said:

So probably he has rich parents. 

Politically connected Magat grandfather from Klantee, California whose politics matched the pervasive Magat politics of Colorado Springs.
 

The Springs has some truly deplorable assholes. Unsurprisingly, many are former Texans.
 

Beautiful setting for a city, but generally a wasteland of reactionary idiots. It’s the worst of Texas in Colorado. 

MAGA: WE DIDN’t HAVE ALL THIS GENDER STUFF BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, MEN WERE MEN AND THAT WAS THAT

French fur traders back in the 1600s in North America: Let me tell you about Berdaches (aka two-spirits).

Keep those kids away from drag shows ….

 

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Keep those kids away from drag shows ….

 

Too believable to be the villain of a Jack Reacher series.

6 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Next villain of a Jack Reacher series.

8 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Any of our local, closeted, right-wing denizens care to comment on this?  Of course not, too busy maintaining wide stances in their local public stalls. 

On 11/21/2022 at 7:18 PM, MissingInAction said:

I hear cocaine really gets the gay going for some. So I'm told.

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I've already stopped going to most queer-themed events because of shit like this (except the King Princess show a couple of weeks ago... can't say no to a venue full of lesbians), but this has really fucked with my sense of safety at work. We aren't shy about who we are. Cool cool cool

On 11/22/2022 at 8:43 PM, tx 3 putt said:

Keep those kids away from drag shows ….

 

Seriously, the entire transphobic, grooming, whatever nonsense the Right has latched onto the last few years is the most "every accusation is a confession" there is.  They are the party of pedophiles and child rapists.  Full stop.

On 11/18/2022 at 7:12 PM, safe sex said:

Think about the disappointed face staring back at you after you come in your wife.

My wife it's the look of relief... that it's over so quickly so that she can get back to her puzzles or books. 

22 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

This is so ugly, so profane, so blasphemous, it makes me sick to my stomach.

I shouldn’t be at this point, but I’m still shocked sometimes at the amount of hate these people have. 

43 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

This is so ugly, so profane, so blasphemous, it makes me sick to my stomach.

You forgot the word common.  This sentiment is way way more common than y'all want to believe.  

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

My wife it's the look of relief... that it's over so quickly so that she can get back to her puzzles or books. 

Has your wife learned to keep reading no matter what’s happening?

Self described sex worker shares her opinion on closeted conservatives;

 

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It tracks, imo.

4 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Self described sex worker shares her opinion on closeted conservatives;

 

It tracks, imo.

This is it in a nutshell.  It's not difficult.

Unsurprisingly, our two shit-for-brains senators both voted against.

Glad to see Rob Portman voted for it. I doubt that JD Vance would have.

This is just sad:

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“My days since the first cloture vote on the Respect for Marriage Act as amended have involved a painful exercise in accepting admonishment and fairly brutal self-soul-searching — entirely avoidable, I might add, had I simply chosen to vote 'no,'” Sen. Cynthia Lummis of Wyoming, one of the GOP supporters, said on the Senate floor.

“I, and many like me, have been vilified and despised by some who disagree with our beliefs. They do not withhold bitter invective. They use their own hateful speech to make sure that I, and others who believe as I do, that we are hated and despised by them,” she added.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/senate-vote-tuesday-same-sex-marriage-bill-filibuster-rcna59125

On 11/25/2022 at 10:35 AM, Biff Tannen said:

Seriously, the entire transphobic, grooming, whatever nonsense the Right has latched onto the last few years is the most "every accusation is a confession" there is.  They are the party of pedophiles and child rapists.  Full stop.

Dennis Hastert says "hi, sit on my lap, young man."

Provocative thread on Twitter. Lots of hoopla based on the claim that red letter Jesus (supposedly) always referred to Himself as “human,” and not a “man.” Perhaps some folks get mad at a description of God as all genders, and also no gender. 
 

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Yeah, Jesus’ side wound likened to a vagina probably upsets the literal minded, too.

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Jesus was his own father, isn't that a little more fucked up than possibly being trans?

5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Jesus was his own father, isn't that a little more fucked up than possibly being trans?

“I’m My Own Grandpa.” A Ray Stevens sing, I think.

2 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

“I’m My Own Grandpa.” A Ray Stevens sing, I think.

I didn't realize Willie was a fan of Futurama.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

No shit?

It's truly shocking. It says "the majority" of maga republicans. Which of those chuckle fucks were in the minority of maga republicans who voted for it? Do they have a death wish from their own constituents?

1 hour ago, troph said:

the vagina in the side though is a lot to handle, kinda fucks up a lot of what we know about sex.

show armpit bb

2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

“I’m My Own Grandpa.” A Ray Stevens sing, I think.

That’s correct. I never knew Willie covered it. 

2 hours ago, troph said:

the vagina in the side though is a lot to handle, kinda fucks up a lot of what we know about sex.

I saw Andy Warhol’s “Frankenstein.”

Quote: “To know life, you have to tuck it in the gallbladder.”

On 11/22/2022 at 9:48 PM, HenryJames said:

 

I haven't been paying close attention, but was the shooter getting gender affirmation treatment?  

Considering how dumb this shit is, I'd guess not.  But if his anger was based in gender issues I would also assume he wasn't given any sort of positive treatment or outlet.

4 hours ago, troph said:

speaking of armpits, I think I found something more repulsive than lady armpit hair, well armpit hair on men too, so really armpit hair period, but I digress, it's side vagina.  I mean I guess I shouldn't judge, being a gender bending, gender rejecting, trans cabal, rainbow mafia iconoclast (no not him), but call me a hypocrite I don't care, I'm drawing the line at armpit hair on the ladies and side vaginas on the mens. no can do.

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Really??

https://www.texastribune.org/2022/12/03/texas-transgender-care-threat-arrest/
 

He’s owns an ammunition business and used his company cell 
 

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A Texas man was arrested Friday on a federal charge that he left a threatening voicemail message for one Boston doctor who provides care to transgender community, according to the U.S. Attorney’s office in Massachusetts.

 

Yeah, um, no. I wouldn’t suck my own cock even if I could. And I love that little guy.
Although maybe Louis CK had a point.
 
Same, but I'd munch on some sketchy ass women, so no judgement from me on what or what gender you are fucking. I can throw no stones , I'm just not into dudes at all. Or butt stuff excepting on a lady fresh out the shower; never on me. IDGAF what others enjoy tho.

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