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any creative retirement gifts you've seen?  my mom's retiring this week.  she has no hobbies so it's always tough to get something for her.  

27 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

A Gameboy?

A Gameboy or a game boy?

It matters.

Vacuum cleaner.  Alternatively, if your mom and dad are still together and you don’t like your dad, get your mom some golf clubs so that golf becomes a couples activity.

A nice gold watch, that can be handed down. There are 36mm watches that can be unisex. 

I’d get my family, her friends and co-workers to all chip in for a really nice shotgun- Kemen or Caesar Guerini.

Slight chance she won’t love it.  In that case you can borrow it and then take care of it for her if she changes her mind. 

 

Buy her a trip to somewhere she has always wanted to go after she retires. But include condoms in the envelope 

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