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I'll need the highway patrol to establish a perimeter. Everyone MUST STAY BACK!!

I'm going in alone.

1 minute ago, Steel Shank said:

I'll need the highway patrol to establish a perimeter. Everyone MUST STAY BACK!!

I'm going in alone.

realistically how long would you need to consume a semi-truck full of beer?  how many cases is that?

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

I'll need the highway patrol to establish a perimeter.

Don't forget the pisser.

 

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I read thread title as Pegging Steel Shank

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47 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Don't forget the pisser.

 

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Damn bro, I wish I could upvote this 1 million times.

Don't make me laugh, eh!

5 hours ago, futureman said:

realistically how long would you need to consume a semi-truck full of beer?  how many cases is that?


I saw 300 in the back of a semi trailer. 

13 hours ago, futureman said:

realistically how long would you need to consume a semi-truck full of beer?  how many cases is that?

100 cases per pallet / 22 pallets= 2200 or a Wednesday night at Shank's.

so roughly 40,000 beers.  I think that could be done in under four years.  about 30 beers a day for four years.  although you might die depending on your other life choices. 

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

so roughly 40,000 beers.  I think that could be done in under four years.  about 30 beers a day for four years.  although you might die depending on your other life choices. 

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  • 1 month later...

Anyone know if Mr. Shank was in the greater Atlanta metro area this morning?

https://www.11alive.com/article/news/local/crash-spills-bud-light-i-75-cartersville/85-17ce938a-29f9-4c11-ab4f-9e10f8f65635

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Crash spills cases of Bud Light onto I-75 in Cartersville

The wreck happened early Monday morning.

CARTERSVILLE, Ga. — An early-morning wreck Monday in Cartersville caused quite the spill.

According to the Cartersville Police Department, it happened on I-75 South just past Exit 288 for Main Street. Multiple vehicles were involved, including an overturned tractor trailer.

A photo posted by the police department showed what appears to be a pickup truck and the tractor trailer, along with several cases of Bud Light strewn about.

Several details about the crash were not known, including whether there had been any serious injuries involved. It was not clear whether the cases of beer spilled out of the tractor trailer, were being carried by the pickup truck or perhaps were thrown out of a third vehicle.

The wreck closed all lanes for a period of time before the roadway was reopened. 11Alive has reached out to the Cartersville Police Department for additional information about the crash.

 

  • 2 weeks later...

Coors light has entered the chat. Get Shank and his lawn chair to Tampa!

 

I was going to tell him to stand down, it was only Coors Light.

On 9/21/2022 at 3:21 PM, Blotto said:

Coors light has entered the chat. Get Shank and his lawn chair to Tampa!

 

It’s piss. 

Silver Bullet >>>>> Bud Light

6 hours ago, tx ind said:

Silver Bullet >>>>> Bud Light

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