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8 minutes ago, sidis said:

you're supposed to be pissed at modernity with a sprinkling of the human condition as well as the fact that we, as a society, have prioritized the consumption of information in a disingenuous and self-serving narcissistic way which has given rise to the material impact that stupid shit like social media has on our every day lives.  also that everyone hates each other so much and is so miserable and insecure in their own lives that the only way they can get through the day is to trample on anyone else they can.

So...Charlie Strong

 

34 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

So I am supposed to be pissed at the park management or the rambunctious kids?

Just the state of Missouri for existing. 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Just the state of Missouri for existing. 

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26 minutes ago, sidis said:

you're supposed to be pissed at modernity with a sprinkling of the human condition as well as the fact that we, as a society, have prioritized the consumption of information in a disingenuous and self-serving narcissistic way which has given rise to the material impact that stupid shit like social media has on our every day lives.  also that everyone hates each other so much and is so miserable and insecure in their own lives that the only way they can get through the day is to trample on anyone else they can.

 

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6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Just the state of Missouri for existing. 

I like the way you think, we should be friends. Wanna go to Branson?

23 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

I like the way you think, we should be friends. Wanna go to Branson?

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2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Surly Roadtrip!

 

Pancho and Armybrat: Branson Bros, Y’all Better Beware!

I’ve never met Mrs. Brat, but I like her. Please don’t take her on your road trip. 

I was born there. But my family was all born in Texas and I moved to Texas at 6 months. I don’t remember much about Missouri…never visited it. I just know that one scene from National Lampoon’s Vacation and I feel like I’ve seen enough.
Kids are you are seeing all this plight? Roll em up! 
To be fair, that was Illinois.

Isn’t Pancho a professor? How does he constantly fall for this stupid shit? 

Am I too late to over react and jump to conclusions based on a tweet without the full context?  

I’m trying to think if I added up all the unique attendees to every one of my birthday parties/gatherings in my lifetime if it would even crack 250… I don’t know that I’m over 100. This kid is way cooler than me. Damn it

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

I don’t have any grey slacks. 
Besides, all I wear are drawstring shorts with a polo shirt and Sketcher loafers with white socks.

Wrong thread.  Take it to 

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It’s always nice when I read a thread like this and say to myself “man I don’t give a fuck” and then check back a few days later to see how it’s going.

51 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I’ve never met Mrs. Brat, but I like her. Please don’t take her on your road trip. 

Mrs. Brat likes to go to Las Vegas.

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Well, Vegas does have a lot of nursing homes.

Those are just the casinos before noon. 

4 hours ago, sidis said:

also, anyone that says "you should try being an alpha" has disturbingly deep seated insecurity issues that aren't being properly addressed by the steroids they are taking.

The Alpha Male is not Something that Exists in Nature and Subsequent  Studies Have Shown Most People are Not Attracted to Domineering or  Aggressive Partners : r/HistoryMemes

This shit is surreal. Really, let’s put some context on it:

Kyiv, August 2022: Our boys have managed to blow up 8 Russian attack jets in Crimea, they will no longer bomb my homeland. But I fear reprisals. I have not heard from my cousin in Mariupol, I pray she has not been sent to a filtration camp. 
 

Missouri, August 2022: The water park is unable to accommodate 100 percent more people than planned for my birthday bash. I did not know that social media ads also included TikTok. This racism cannot stand. 

5 hours ago, sidis said:

you're supposed to be pissed at modernity with a sprinkling of the human condition as well as the fact that we, as a society, have prioritized the consumption of information in a disingenuous and self-serving narcissistic way which has given rise to the material impact that stupid shit like social media has on our every day lives.  also that everyone hates each other so much and is so miserable and insecure in their own lives that the only way they can get through the day is to trample on anyone else they can.

You can collimate my telescope anytime, sir.

34 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

This shit is surreal. Really, let’s put some context on it:

Kyiv, August 2022: Our boys have managed to blow up 8 Russian attack jets in Crimea, they will no longer bomb my homeland. But I fear reprisals. I have not heard from my cousin in Mariupol, I pray she has not been sent to a filtration camp. 
 

Missouri, August 2022: The water park is unable to accommodate 100 percent more people than planned for my birthday bash. I did not know that social media ads also included TikTok. This racism cannot stand. 

They advertised the party on Facebook and tagged the Waterpark. 

3 hours ago, Poe It Up said:

Isn’t Pancho a professor? How does he constantly fall for this stupid shit? 

I don't know Pancho, and anyone can be suckered by internet click bait.   But I think you may be giving professor's more credit than they deserve.  There aren't many professions that involve more heads up asses and/or completely myopic existences.

 

 

8 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

I don't know Pancho, and anyone can be suckered by internet click bait.   But I think you may be giving professor's more credit than they deserve.  There aren't many professions that involve more heads up asses and/or completely myopic existences.

 

 

My mom had a “brilliant” prof at the University of Washington.  She once sat with him and a group of students at a lunch table and watched him try to jam ice cubes from his glass down the neck of his Coke bottle. 
 

My mom is no rocket surgeon but in a brief moment of clarity she suggested that he pour the Coke over the ice cubes in the glass.  
 

He looked at her with a stricken face, pushed away from the table without saying a word and walked out of the dining room.   His classes were cancelled for two weeks as he took some personal time off.  

7 hours ago, Blotto said:

Pancho, Armybrat, and a stool softener head to Branson, AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.....click HERE

 

Frosting?  

14 hours ago, Pancho said:

You dumbass, no one said it was racism. Of course you couldn’t grasp that, which is standard for you people.

 

 

I agree with what someone said up thread that I’d side with the water park too but damn, they handled this poorly. This is where direct communication helps more that it hurts. Just be direct—“no you can’t get in because you violated this specific policy of ours.”  That’s not being racist. They made it worse by just saying “dainty us, we don’t feel comfortable!”

Well, CONTEXT!!! 

Your title hinted at racism.  “You people”

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