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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money

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Since aggy's been on a bit of a 2025 offer spree recently, I figured it's time to fire this up: https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Season/2025-Football/Offers/

Most recently, Coley immediately offered two in-state WRs as soon as he moved over to that job:

https://247sports.com/Player/Taz-Williams-46135470/

https://247sports.com/player/daylan-mccutcheon-46133720/

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Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Solid name. I might have gone with Ritz Bit Spitz Bit but this is quibbling. 

Ah, there it is. Hold please.

  • texifornia changed the title to Jimbo 2025: Ritz Bit Spitz Bit

Smart offering a couple of wide receivers that early. Now their high school coaches can focus the next few years on teaching them blocking technique. 

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Don't think we have a 2026 thread, but lulz at 26' recruit getting Fong'd to them.

 

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My man wore that to work as head football coach at Texas A&M, he is past giving a shit

 

On 6/17/2023 at 12:11 AM, texifornia said:

My man wore that to work as head football coach at Texas A&M, he is past giving a shit

 

Oh you haven't heard? Bitches love Old Navy v-neck t shirts. Specifically bitches with an affinity for dicks belonging to men that are not their betrothed. 

Are those house slippers? Haha what a hillbilly slob.

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I’m setting the O/U on the number of years Bilbo will coach this class at 1.5 and taking the under. One year max. 

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Do you want to change the title or should I start a new thread and let this one live in posterity?

Someone made the suggestion: 

Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: Angry, Brutal, Depressing Shit

Damnit. I like the idea of remembering the RitzBitz days... But the title doesn't carry forward very well. 

If we are throwing suggestions out there... 

Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: Bread recruiting bread

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Won't be a popular opinion or end up as the title but I personally find waiting for Liucci's Top 44 for multiple years to be very funny. Has he acknowledged it since last year? I think I remember him saying that it was on its way at some point around/past signing day.

29 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Maybe some play on The Elk, Melkmen, etc

aggy ‘25- Melktoast

aggy 2025- the Elk hunt

Aggy 2025: All You Can Eat Bread

aggy 2025: The Elk's FUPA Runneth Over

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Don't remember who coined it, but I'm partial to Aggy 2025 - The Land of Melk and No Money

1 minute ago, Tony Two K said:

Elko and the Funnymen.

It’s a smart line and a smart crowd will appreciate it. Unfortunately for you…

1 hour ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

 

Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: Bread recruiting bread

Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: Bread making bread

7 minutes ago, Tony Two K said:

Elko and the Funnymen.

I think we can be confident that Elko's lips like sugar. 

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Aggy 2025: Tickle Me Elko

Texas aggy Recruiting 2025: We paid $100M+ for this? Furk

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