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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money

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8 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Speaking of the land of no money. Check out the poors next door. 
 

 

After agreeing to a new contract extension at Nebraska last summer through 2031 with an annual salary of $1.7 million, Alberts is expected to make at least $2 million annually at A&M. Per the Lincoln Journal Star, Alberts' current buyout would be $4.12 million.

https://www.si.com/college/tamu/news/texas-a-m-aggies-officially-hires-nebraskas-trev-alberts-as-new-athletic-director

 

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1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

Speaking of the land of no money. Check out the poors next door. 
 

 

They must be counting down to the fall semester so they can increase student fees to offset the Jimbo buyout. 

1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

Speaking of the land of no money. Check out the poors next door. 
 

 

I'm not being facetious when I say that's probably the smartest thing I've seen an Aggie say. He's right, every athletic department is full of incomparable amounts of bloat and there needs to be reform across the country.

15 minutes ago, Teryor said:

I'm not being facetious when I say that's probably the smartest thing I've seen an Aggie say. He's right, every athletic department is full of incomparable amounts of bloat and there needs to be reform across the country.

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1 hour ago, Teryor said:

I'm not being facetious when I say that's probably the smartest thing I've seen an Aggie say. He's right, every athletic department is full of incomparable amounts of bloat and there needs to be reform across the country.

Especially at a school that paid Jimbo Fisher $100 million. 

1 hour ago, Teryor said:

I'm not being facetious when I say that's probably the smartest thing I've seen an Aggie say. He's right, every athletic department is full of incomparable amounts of bloat and there needs to be reform across the country.

Just get a red and yellow suit and kick your feet up on that desk for the photo Mr Patterson. very much kidding as what you say rings very true throughout college athletics. 
 

Let's not gloat too much. Given Klein's dynamic offense, I imagine aggy leads for the top 3 fullbacks in the nation.

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

Let's not gloat too much. Given Klein's dynamic offense, I imagine aggy leads for the top 3 fullbacks in the nation.

Which offense gave TAMU its greatest success in the SECX3?  Spread with Coach Bro and Johnny 8-ball.

Which offense has the vast majority of the SECX3 switched to since then?  Modified spread.

What has TAMU done to ensure its success for the next generation of TAMU football?  Gone back to powercat football.

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8 minutes ago, nnm said:

Which offense gave TAMU its greatest success in the SECX3?  Spread with Coach Bro and Johnny 8-ball.

Which offense has the vast majority of the SECX3 switched to since then?  Modified spread.

What has TAMU done to ensure its success for the next generation of TAMU football?  Gone back to powercat football.

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I can't wait to hear the howling over their offensive and defensive ratings in College Football 25... More sip conspiracy!!

2 hours ago, Foosters said:

Let's not gloat too much. Given Klein's dynamic offense, I imagine aggy leads for the top 3 fullbacks in the nation.

Any time you have the opportunity to block for Connor Weigman Marcel Reed <insert next uninjured QB name here>, you take it.

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1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

 

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"I love the offer" , immediately followed by "he received offers from Minnesota, Houston, TCU, Ark State, Tx State, and UTEP" .

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11 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Ears

 

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Boom or bust on the gridiron. Baseball will be his thing. Hell of an athlete though. 

3 hours ago, Hornlover said:

"I love the offer" , immediately followed by "he received offers from Minnesota, Houston, TCU, Ark State, Tx State, and UTEP" .

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Clearly a Lunch Pale Junction Boy 

Trust the Elk and the Elk Culture Elkulture. Football re-invented!

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Trust the Elk and the Elk Culture Elkulture. Football re-invented!

Maybe the hall of champions will get new Elkitecture. 

22 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

FYI they’re taking their OV’ers to the amazing beautiful Lake Bryan to try and match our Lake Travis portion of summer OV’s. 

 

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whole fucking thing has to be “no wake zone”

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11 minutes ago, MontereyMX said:

 

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whole fucking thing has to be “no wake zone”

If memory serves, don't they have a pebble "beach" as well? 

"We have a pool party and a pond party.  Pond party is good for you."

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Ye because recruiting is the thing they had been lamenting for jimbo’s tenure, and doing the exact opposite is what they’ve been calling for.  

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1 hour ago, MontereyMX said:

 

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whole fucking thing has to be “no wake zone”

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7 minutes ago, Chopper said:

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When I was in high school, I had a summer job working at the Comanche Peak Steam Electric Station (the North Texas nuke in Glen Rose).   This lake looks just like the cooling pond there.  Ugh.

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&amp;White said:

FYI they’re taking their OV’ers to the amazing beautiful Lake Bryan to try and match our Lake Travis portion of summer OV’s. 

Pretty nice amenities.  It's got a bar & grill (3.9 rating), a power plant, a couple of pumpjacks, a trash dump and a dirt jogging track.  What else could you want?

7 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Pretty nice amenities.  It's got a bar & grill (3.9 rating), a power plant, a couple of pumpjacks, a trash dump and a dirt jogging track.  What else could you want?

women’s. lots of women’s 

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2 hours ago, BurntOrange&amp;White said:

FYI they’re taking their OV’ers to the amazing beautiful Lake Bryan to try and match our Lake Travis portion of summer OV’s. 

Amazing how every new Aggie staff has a remarkable attention to detail until they're fired, at which point they were always a bunch of slacker losers, and the new staff has a remarkable attention to detail.

Don't care, got the new guy.

Aggie coaches--they're all great until they're not.

9 hours ago, Hornlover said:

"I love the offer" , immediately followed by "he received offers from Minnesota, Houston, TCU, Ark State, Tx State, and UTEP" .

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They're Gettin' JAGgy Wit It.

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16 hours ago, Hornlover said:

"I love the offer" , immediately followed by "he received offers from Minnesota, Houston, TCU, Ark State, Tx State, and UTEP" .

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Hey, I get it. He won't be a Jonathon Brooks, who only had offers from Colorado State, Houston Baptist, and Louisiana, but sometimes players like that do pan out. 

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14 hours ago, BurntOrange&amp;White said:

 

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That's just sad.

"We're a player. Really, we're players for these top guys who are nice to each other and don't say bad things about us. Don't let anybody tell you we're not in play."

Can't be proved wrong unless players announce they aren't considerint A&M seriously.

Lake Bryan is lit!

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On 6/7/2024 at 5:45 PM, Chopper said:

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That thing looks pretty cool.  Did Elko drive them over to get a look at that thing?  The kids will probably be on social media telling other kids about the thing they saw.

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

That's just sad.

"We're a player. Really, we're players for these top guys who are nice to each other and don't say bad things about us. Don't let anybody tell you we're not in play."

Can't be proved wrong unless players announce they aren't considerint A&M seriously.

Lake Bryan is lit!

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They came and drank aggy milkshake and went home...sluuuuuuurp....

5 hours ago, Chooky said:

That thing looks pretty cool.  Did Elko drive them over to get a look at that thing?  The kids will probably be on social media telling other kids about the thing they saw.

Take notes people. That’s how you flex. 

6 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

That's just sad.

"We're a player. Really, we're players for these top guys who are nice to each other and don't say bad things about us. Don't let anybody tell you we're not in play."

Can't be proved wrong unless players announce they aren't considerint A&M seriously.

Lake Bryan is lit!

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I would imagine it looked like Devil's Cove on Labor Day weekend. Dozens of half million dollar boats tied together with a shitload of strippers on board.

CHIEF

2 hours ago, CHIEF said:

I would imagine it looked like Devil's Cove on Labor Day weekend. Dozens of half million dollar boats tied together with a shitload of strippers on board.

CHIEF

If by “strippers” you mean milkmen yelling and gesticulating, then yes. 

 

Would be a nice kick to the nuts for the Agroids. 

(Do they actually enjoy kicks to said nuts?  Would explain a few things ... )

 

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TODAY, FROM WILTFONG

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(Note the low (30) confidence on the pick, though.)

 

 

On 6/7/2024 at 6:14 PM, DixonHur said:

Pretty nice amenities.  It's got a bar & grill (3.9 rating), a power plant, a couple of pumpjacks, a trash dump and a dirt jogging track.  What else could you want?

 

On 6/7/2024 at 6:22 PM, MontereyMX said:

women’s. lots of women’s 

How else do you take this?

On 6/8/2024 at 4:57 AM, HenryJames said:

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mofo's shoes stay dry when it rains

On 6/8/2024 at 6:57 AM, HenryJames said:

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Clearly I'm out of the aggy loop, but who is this poor soul?  Does he work for Looch or something?

On 6/9/2024 at 9:36 AM, Chooky said:

That thing looks pretty cool.  Did Elko drive them over to get a look at that thing?  The kids will probably be on social media telling other kids about the thing they saw.

That shithole is really Hooterville, minus the intelligence of Mr. Douglas.

46 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Clearly I'm out of the aggy loop, but who is this poor soul?  Does he work for Looch or something?

Google search says he's the Aggy guy for rivals

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