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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money

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Elko and the Funnymen.
As a connoisseur of obscure music from a decade I don't really remember, I get this reference. Bravo good sir!
1 hour ago, ElChupacabra said:

Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: Fuck The Soup and Salad

You don't win 'cruits with salad

I liked Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk and No Money.

Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: Fat Man and Little Boys- Nuking their Program

 

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1 hour ago, ousux said:
3 hours ago, Tony Two K said:
Elko and the Funnymen.

As a connoisseur of obscure music from a decade I don't really remember, I get this reference. Bravo good sir!

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4 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Don't remember who coined it, but I'm partial to Aggy 2025 - The Land of Melk and No Money

 

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

I liked Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk and No Money.

excited woot woot GIF

I thought "Land of Melk and Nothing", but that's been pretty much covered.

Aggie Recruiting 2025: We broke. Spent it all at the buffet with Elko

Aggie Recruiting 2025 - new year, same jar

aggy recruiting 2025: Hanging on worse than Mike Elko's button

Edited by TheBryMan81

aggy recruiting 2025: Don't care, got Jumbo

Elko recruiting 2025: all you can eat bread buffet

Edited by nnm

On 12/22/2023 at 2:51 PM, Hornlover said:

Don't remember who coined it, but I'm partial to Aggy 2025 - The Land of Melk and No Money

Yeah beginning to wonder if Elko has some buyer's remorse realizing the Ags finna lose the bidding wars with Ole Miss even

A&M 2025 recruiting: Don't care, still paying Jimbo.

A&M 2025 Recruiting: Nothing to see here

1 hour ago, Bevoball said:

A&M 2025 recruiting: Don't care, still paying Jimbo.

Problem is, that'll be the same thread title for the next 7 years

1 hour ago, Butch Had Not said:

Don't Care.  Got Jumbo Payoff.

FIFY

15 hours ago, Bevoball said:

A&M 2025 recruiting: Don't care, still paying Jimbo.

This is my vote.

On 12/23/2023 at 3:30 AM, Mason Ramsey said:

Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: Fat Guy in a Little Coat

This is my favorite

  • 2 weeks later...

Going to be interesting to see how Elko does with this class with the new coach bump going up against Sark coming off a playoff appearance.  They have one commit so far from a mid-3* OL out of Houston.

8 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Going to be interesting to see how Elko does with this class with the new coach bump going up against Sark coming off a playoff appearance.  They have one commit so far from a mid-3* OL out of Houston.

TAMU Olive Garden recruiting 2025: unlimited bread

fresh-pile-of-bread-sticks-baguettes-B0T

  • 2 weeks later...

So this is what the Elk and the new staff was selling at Jr Day.  Going to be the "premier" college football team for years to come 😅

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11 minutes ago, Chango said:

The elk is recruiting in 3025.

I doubt he's there in 1,000 years, but you never know.

It’s really kind of shocking that they can get anything close to a top-25 class. The entire athletics program (except for meat judging, and maybe baseball) is in a free fall. They have no skins on the wall in 84 years. Shiny locker rooms and a tackle box in a crappy small town. That’s what they’re selling. Why would anyone go there if they can get anything close to the same market NIL somewhere else?

13 hours ago, Chango said:

The elk is recruiting in 3025.

I took this to be "the years to come" when A&M will be a premier program. The Thousand Years Away Reich.

15 hours ago, Chango said:

The elk is recruiting in 3025.

Put it on the plaque: National Championship 30XX

A&M 2025: Busting Muttons and Popping Buttons

A&M 2025: Bread and Melk for Dinner

image.thumb.png.1d1f532cdcda301568981bc264d4186b.pngThat dude collecting social security already and about to play foosball with the young’uns 

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