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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money

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1 hour ago, Hookem10 said:

image.thumb.png.1d1f532cdcda301568981bc264d4186b.pngThat dude collecting social security already and about to play foosball with the young’uns 

One of the biggest misses in Texas HS mascots is Forney. They are the jackrabbits. Think how much merch they could sell if they were the Gators. 

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On 1/15/2024 at 5:52 PM, DixonHur said:

I doubt he's there in 1,000 years, but you never know.

But what we do know is Jumbo will still be getting paid 

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

He looks like he has grandkids. No way that dude is 17.

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A&M 2025 recruiting: Don't care, still paying Jimbo.
Win

Hey OP, update your title. Jimbo is old news. 

  • texifornia changed the title to Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: Welcome to Elk Season
5 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Hey OP, update your title. Jimbo is old news. 

Texas A&M Recruiting 20__: Still Paying Jimbo

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Texas gomers the gift that keeps giving..........................to Jimbo.

5 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

 

looks like he's committed to melko

He committed to Melko and immediately grew 1.5 inches. The Elk Effect. 

Just now, closetojumping said:

He committed to Melko and immediately grew 1.5 inches. The Elk Effect. 

Around the waistline?

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1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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If he truly is the #1 LB in 2025, then I expect Texas is going to flip him some time in late summer. Thanks for the milkshake, aggy. 

2 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

If he truly is the #1 LB in 2025, then I expect Texas is going to flip him some time in late summer. Thanks for the milkshake, aggy. 

Yeah, you’re trusting the evaluation of some knob in Texags or sec rant. Jonah Williams says hi. Elijah Barnes says Hi. 
 

 

4 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

If he truly is the #1 LB in 2025, then I expect Texas is going to flip him some time in late summer. Thanks for the milkshake, aggy. 

I don’t think he is high on the Texas list. He’s also 100% not going to be a five star. Those clowns can’t help themselves. 

Time to revisit the thread name, imo. There were some great ones thrown around earlier. Land Of Melk and honey or gravy. Popped buttons and such

On 12/26/2023 at 9:38 AM, FWD said:

aggy recruiting 2025: Don't care, got Jumbo

I like this or "Fat Guy in a Little Coat"

They talk like this guy in a top 35-50 player who only needs to have a good fall to jump up to a 5*. In reality, he's a 3* on 247 and a low 4* on the composite.

30 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Around the waistline?

Around his block head from the looks of it.

35 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Time to revisit the thread name, imo. There were some great ones thrown around earlier. Land Of Melk and honey or gravy. Popped buttons and such

Melk and cookies may have legs…or a fupa

4 minutes ago, Teryor said:

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Don't think we've even offered this guy.  Who are we expected to possibly battle it out with them on the recruiting front this cycle?  I can't think of much crossover.

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Pretty smart to start with the base. If they lose Katy...

This dude’s coach is David Hicks’ father. The slam dunkiest of slam dunks.
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45 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:


This dude’s coach is David Hicks’ father. The slam dunkiest of slam dunks.

We're doomed

 

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On 1/20/2024 at 11:12 PM, nnm said:

One of the biggest misses in Texas HS mascots is Forney. They are the jackrabbits. Think how much merch they could sell if they were the Gators. 

Awesome! I'm very disappointed we've yet to see a South Carolina vs USC bowl match up. I'd show up just to sell shirts I designed. (With Thujone assistance of course)

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

We're doomed

 

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I find the use of the word gobble very disturbing in this parlance.

#nevergofullaggie

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Plan 2024 evidently still on track. 

Hold the 2022 Class together: Huge Success!

Hit the ol' Portal hard: Huger Success!

Assemble great coaching staff: Orgasmic!

Recruit like you run this state: Lift off!

Expectations: Intensely Realistic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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On 1/27/2024 at 8:36 AM, SydneyCarton said:

Time to revisit the thread name, imo. There were some great ones thrown around earlier. Land Of Melk and honey or gravy. Popped buttons and such

*land of melk and no money

TAMU recruiting 2025:  Unlimited Bread

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12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

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10 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I find the use of the word gobble very disturbing in this parlance.

#nevergofullaggie

If you ask me, it appears that Mehlko is a classic “Top Gobbler”.

He identifies what he wants and slides in for the gobble.

18 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

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Is that some kind of Arabic sign language for pegging?

It's their cheer for their vaunted School of Animal Proctology.

16 hours ago, nnm said:

TAMU recruiting 2025:  Unlimited Bread

Good luck.  The Baker is a Longhorn!

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