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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money

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52 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

It's their cheer for their vaunted School of Animal Proctology.

Or instructional video for aggy 101

 

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3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Or instructional video for aggy 101

 

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I believe that's called foreplay in collie station

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Imagining the average Aggie fan cheering for Quanell X Farrakhan Jr. fills my heart with unimaginable glee.

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Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

 

Imagining the average Aggie fan cheering for Quanell X Farrakhan Jr. fills my heart with unimaginable glee.

I have NEVER...EVER....EVER... wanted a recruit to attend a university more than this. I would pay nearly 4 figures to watch this kid sit in front of the Sul Ross statue with his father and get lectured on the history of Sul Ross

6 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

Imagining the average Aggie fan cheering for Quanell X Farrakhan Jr. fills my heart with unimaginable glee.

Imagine a guy named after 2 prominent members of the Nation of Islam and Black Panthers choosing to play at aggy.

 

 

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21 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

I find the use of the word gobble very disturbing in this parlance.

#nevergofullaggie


Me, too. Everybody knows elks don't gobble. They masticate.

4 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Imagine a guy named after 2 prominent members of the Nation of Islam and Black Panthers choosing to play at aggy.

 

 

Yeah, but aren't there rumors that one killed the other?

19 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

Imagining the average Aggie fan cheering for Quanell X Farrakhan Jr. fills my heart with unimaginable glee.

if they land this recruit, it will absolutely end up with some old ag having a heart attack and dying.

17 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Yeah, but aren't there rumors that one killed the other?

I don't think he's named after Malcolm X.  There's actually a prominent Houston based activist named Quanell X

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Or instructional video for aggy 101

 

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“I found my aggy ring!”

55 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

Imagining the average Aggie fan cheering for Quanell X Farrakhan Jr. fills my heart with unimaginable glee.

If this kid was a 5 star I'd still be cheering for him to go to college station. That being said, pretty sure his Dad is all about the grift, so having his kid play in a racist shithole for money probably is his best case scenario. 

37 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I don't think he's named after Malcolm X.  There's actually a prominent Houston based activist named Quanell X

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Tell me sir, where you do you think Quannell X filched the X from in HIS name?  Pretty sure this is Quannell X's kid, man. 

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5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Strong monday effort 

Thanks. Would you say "strong" or just "normal?"

45 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

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Tell me sir, where you do you think Quannell X filched the X from in HIS name?  Pretty sure this is Quannell X's kid, man. 

Just "Pretty sure" that Quannel X Jr. is the son of Quannel X ? Are you waiting on the DNA test to come back, just to be certain. 

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1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

I have NEVER...EVER....EVER... wanted a recruit to attend a university more than this. I would pay nearly 4 figures to watch this kid sit in front of the Sul Ross statue with his father and get lectured on the history of Sul Ross

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1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Yeah, but aren't there rumors that one killed the other?

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"Touchdown, Aggies! Quanell X has done it again! Folks, Farrakahn has become the king of College Station and put Texas A&M back into the national conversation!" 

Aggie fans:

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

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Tell me sir, where you do you think Quannell X filched the X from in HIS name?  Pretty sure this is Quannell X's kid, man. 

I thought Quanell X was Quanell IX's son and that his son would be Quannell XI. I was never good with Roman numerals.

23 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I thought Quanell X was Quanell IX's son and that his son would be Quannell XI. I was never good with Roman numerals.

aggy only wants Quannel XII

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Or instructional video for aggy 101

 

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That fucking freshman cow was asking for it.

You can tell by how wet she was…

 

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7 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

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Tell me sir, where you do you think Quannell X filched the X from in HIS name?  Pretty sure this is Quannell X's kid, man. 

Sorry, I didn't do full genealogy review.  But my assumption would be if he is a "Jr." he is named after his father, not Malcolm X. 

Who his father based HIS name on is irrelevant.

3 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Sorry, I didn't do full genealogy review.  But my assumption would be if he is a "Jr." he is named after his father, not Malcolm X. 

Who his father based HIS name on is irrelevant.

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4 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Sorry, I didn't do full genealogy review.  But my assumption would be if he is a "Jr." he is named after his father, not Malcolm X. 

Who his father based HIS name on is irrelevant.

...except it's entirely relevant to the conversation at hand, Captain Pedantry

10 hours ago, texifornia said:

...except it's entirely relevant to the conversation at hand, Captain Pedantry

How so?

Malcolm used the "last name" X as a replacement for what he considered to be his slave name.  Others have followed suit.  That doesn't mean they are naming themselves after Malcolm X.  It just means they were inspired by Malcolm X.

There's a huge difference.  If you can't see that you're either being intentionally obtuse, or don't understand the basic concept.  It's essentially the same as saying, "I am Spartacus".

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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My issue is that the whole discussion is utterly humorless. But people can't just shut the fuck up.

This went from something comical regarding aggies to something most of us don't give a shit about and don't find interesting. 

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1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

Malcolm used the "last name" X as a replacement for what he considered to be his slave name.  Others have followed suit.

Like Elon?

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

My issue is that the whole discussion is utterly humorous. But people can't just shut the fuck up.

This went from something comical regarding aggies to something most of us don't give a shit about and don't find interesting. 

Why do you hate Roman numerals?

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4 hours ago, derpyhorndog said:

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Don't worry, it'll brie over soon

On 1/29/2024 at 10:07 AM, DixonHur said:

I don't think he's named after Malcolm X.  There's actually a prominent Houston based activist named Quanell X

 

7 hours ago, DixonHur said:

How so?

Malcolm used the "last name" X as a replacement for what he considered to be his slave name.  Others have followed suit.  That doesn't mean they are naming themselves after Malcolm X.  It just means they were inspired by Malcolm X.

There's a huge difference.  If you can't see that you're either being intentionally obtuse, or don't understand the basic concept.  It's essentially the same as saying, "I am Spartacus".

The X is a Nation of Islam thing, it was never exclusive to Malcolm.

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2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

According to texags, this past weekend was his first ever visit to aggy.

Also of note, aggy spring game is same day as ours.

But only one school will count the W in that game in their final season totals. 

3 hours ago, nnm said:

But only one school will count the W in that game in their final season totals. 

I mean when you are Texas 8&4 you gotta do what you gotta do...

9 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

A&M will pay recruits not to come to our spring game.
 

How awesome would it be if that happened and then the players still signed with Texas?

How awesome would it be if that happened and then the players still signed with Texas?

What if they made a documentary about them and they signed with Texas?
19 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Who is Wiltfong talking about here?

 

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He is talking about every eligible HS recruit in the United States

On 1/30/2024 at 10:41 PM, Pimphand said:

I mean when you are Texas 8&4 you gotta do what you gotta do...

Well now they're Texas 5&7

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