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this is a 2003 Agenda II

suitable for up to 325 lbs.

 very heavy duty

$475 obo no lowballs

 

 

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the Flowers have been hand painted. perfect for a woman or a girl child who is over 4 feet 6 inches long

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These have always been a little odd....this just took it to 11.

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2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

These have always been a little odd....this just took it to 11.

it will cost you 4x this at Dignity 

1 minute ago, old white guy said:

Dammit where were you six months ago??

this was not available until last month sorry 

Balls are already pretty low.  Hopefully lower when needed.  I'm out.

2 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

How much for the couch?

tree fiddy without the throw pillows fo fiddy with them

Every once in a while the perfect post comes along.  Thanks for making my day.  Luckily I don’t need that casket/smoker just yet.

After hearing about the scrimmage casualties and watching that abortion of a preseason cowboys game I needed this thread. Thanks OP

I’m glad the first thought for so many of us was converting it to a smoker. 

On 8/13/2022 at 10:48 AM, Neikea said:

the Flowers have been hand painted. perfect for a woman or a girl child who is over 4 feet 6 inches long

I wouldn’t think there would be a minimum length for a casket only a maximum. Then again you could just fold ‘em up

On 8/13/2022 at 10:46 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

I prefer my casket interiors to be a little more plush. 

How in the hell am i supposed to rest for all eternity in that??  I actually would very  much prefer a viking funeral...push my body on a "boat" of wood and gasoline and shoot a lit arrow into the middle of it the boat.  And then get fucked up talking about all of the stupid shit I did.

11 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

I’m glad the first thought for so many of us was converting it to a smoker. 

We should mass produce them and market them as something. Maybe the Smoffin? Or the Casker? BBQIP? 

1 hour ago, Baboontyme said:

We should mass produce them and market them as something. Maybe the Smoffin? Or the Casker? BBQIP? 

Lincoln Riley needs to cook his brisket in those.  So damn appropriate.  

16 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Lincoln Riley needs to cook his brisket in those.  So damn appropriate.  

I believe, as you should well know, that he cooks tri-tip now.  

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18 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I wouldn’t think there would be a minimum length for a casket only a maximum. Then again you could just fold ‘em up

you can use it for a baby if you want but it will be top-heavy

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10 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

We should mass produce them and market them as something. Maybe the Smoffin? Or the Casker? BBQIP? 

this one is not Food safe

I wouldn’t think there would be a minimum length for a casket only a maximum. Then again you could just fold ‘em up

Or a gender restriction
On 8/13/2022 at 9:48 AM, Neikea said:

the Flowers have been hand painted. perfect for a woman or a girl child who is over 4 feet 6 inches long

I never want you to break character, but I do want to thank you for coming back. You've been missed.

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On 8/13/2022 at 8:47 AM, Neikea said:

this is a 2003 Agenda II

suitable for up to 325 lbs.

 very heavy duty

$475 obo no lowballs

What kind of agenda does a dead person have? Just askin'.

Also... someone explain this to me as a foreigner...

 

Why is the casket made of metal? Is it so when the Night King cometh, the body will be trapped and not able to join the undead hoards?

In Taiwan, the caskets are made of wood, and they drill holes in them before they are lowered to invite decomposition.

 

Neither makes sense to me. I just want to cremated with my ashes spread in a Pacific Northwest forest.

3 hours ago, Superhero said:

Also... someone explain this to me as a foreigner...

 

Why is the casket made of metal? Is it so when the Night King cometh, the body will be trapped and not able to join the undead hoards?

In Taiwan, the caskets are made of wood, and they drill holes in them before they are lowered to invite decomposition.

 

Neither makes sense to me. I just want to cremated with my ashes spread in a Pacific Northwest forest.

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On 8/21/2022 at 3:33 PM, Superhero said:

Also... someone explain this to me as a foreigner...

 

Why is the casket made of metal? Is it so when the Night King cometh, the body will be trapped and not able to join the undead hoards?

In Taiwan, the caskets are made of wood, and they drill holes in them before they are lowered to invite decomposition.

 

Neither makes sense to me. I just want to cremated with my ashes spread in a Pacific Northwest forest.

this one had a hole but it has been patched with bondo and sanded, it is not noticeable

33 minutes ago, Neikea said:

this one had a hole but it has been patched with bondo and sanded, it is not noticeable

We talking about the body or the casket?  /nojudgement 

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DAMMIT!  FUCK YOU ALL!  FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL!  THIS IS WRONG! 

 

okay, having said that...who bought it?  

 

14 hours ago, YGIFS said:

DAMMIT!  FUCK YOU ALL!  FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL!  THIS IS WRONG! 

 

okay, having said that...who bought it?  

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On 8/13/2022 at 10:48 AM, Neikea said:

this is a 2003 Agenda II

suitable for up to 325 lbs.

 very heavy duty

$475 obo no lowballs

 

the Flowers have been hand painted. perfect for a woman or a girl child who is over 4 feet 6 inches long

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In case the deal falls through and/or you are taking backup offers: I don't know what tradition dictates, but say you have 2 bodies that are 4'8"ish and each weighs about 105lbs, do you think there would be room in the Agenda II? I'm a little worried that you wouldn't be able to close it because of the arms.

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On 9/3/2022 at 12:17 PM, Bevo said:

In case the deal falls through and/or you are taking backup offers: I don't know what tradition dictates, but say you have 2 bodies that are 4'8"ish and each weighs about 105lbs, do you think there would be room in the Agenda II? I'm a little worried that you wouldn't be able to close it because of the arms.

yes You but would have to lay them head to feet 

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I bet you could make it work

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On 9/2/2022 at 4:03 PM, YGIFS said:

DAMMIT!  FUCK YOU ALL!  FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL!  THIS IS WRONG! 

 

okay, having said that...who bought it?  

no body

On 8/21/2022 at 3:33 PM, Superhero said:

Also... someone explain this to me as a foreigner...

 

Why is the casket made of metal? Is it so when the Night King cometh, the body will be trapped and not able to join the undead hoards?

In Taiwan, the caskets are made of wood, and they drill holes in them before they are lowered to invite decomposition.

 

Neither makes sense to me. I just want to cremated with my ashes spread in a Pacific Northwest forest.

I think a lot of people here don’t like the idea of being eaten by bugs. It’s like some fantasy where you and your clothes stay pretty for all eternity. Also, maybe groundwater concerns. I too would prefer to be cremated (I’d say donated to science, but I don’t think they’re running low on overweight guys with heart disease), but I’ll leave it to whoever is still around to do what they want. 

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