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Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson; sexual assault with a concrete dildo?

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1 hour ago, BigDHornfan said:

Hey Al,
You’ve got something on the side of your mouth.

This is the one that gets me every fucking time.  That entire fucking banana falls to the table. 

This is the one that gets me every fucking time.  That entire fucking banana falls to the table. 

"Wong Wu's? Are they back in business? I thought they closed down three years ago"

"Has it been that long? I don't feel like Chinese tonight anyway."

On 8/14/2022 at 9:49 AM, Incredulity said:

Nice beaver.

Thanks, I just had it stuffed. 

So is the “Hey! It’s Enrico Palazzo!” guy the same fat boy from Teen Wolf. 

On 8/14/2022 at 7:38 AM, DeepEastTexas said:

"Wong Wu's? Are they back in business? I thought they closed down three years ago"

"Has it been that long? I don't feel like Chinese tonight anyway."

To this day, I get a gag reflex when they pour the chunky milk. 

Yeah, he turned out to be a murderer, but that opening scene with OJ Simpson still gets me.

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Yeah, he turned out to be a murderer, but that opening scene with OJ Simpson still gets me.

Exactly, this kind of deadpan delivery is just the best.


“Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that’s MY policy.”
On 8/17/2022 at 8:20 PM, Rex Kramer said:

Thanks, I just had it stuffed. 

So is the “Hey! It’s Enrico Palazzo!” guy the same fat boy from Teen Wolf. 

Yep and Francis in Peee Wee's Big Adventure.

7 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Yep and Francis in Peee Wee's Big Adventure.

And the grown up fat kid from A League of Their Own.

The entire baseball act is unbelievable but maybe my favorite moment in a scene, for the whole series is the three called strikes.  
 

The dead silence of the crowd as it dawns on him what he’s supposed to be doing, before he basically asks the catcher ‘……….strike?’ < mimics hand signal accidentally >

Overly flamboyant strike two call, waving to the crowd and a huge grin on his face 

And of course, my favorite of all:  calling strike 3 before the ball is anywhere near the plate 

 

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