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  • ChickenSandwich
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    Davante Fucking Adams!!!! Bring on the white claw, let’s make some bad Monday decisions!!!

  • Lol started Trey Lance with Tua on the bench. Moron

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    Got drunk last night and sent out five trade proposals and unfortunately one got accepted.   Gibson/dk and I got lamb back. 🙄

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38 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

As much as I despise Kyle Pitts, quite the opposite for my boy Mark Andrews. Fucking beast. 

Andrews had me sweating on that last drive, won by 2.5 points. Also agree on the Pitts point, hasn’t done shit for me

Despite starting Russell Wilson at QB and Everett at TE, I am up on the worst team in our league and  I still have CEH to go tonight.  This was shaping up to be one of THOSE FF weekends where you stumble, trip, snort, and cough to a 10 point loss to someone who doesn't have jack shit on their squad.

Cooper Kupp has been everything I had hoped he'd be.  Nick Chubb has outperformed what I thought he'd do. Holywood Brown has been unbelievably steady since falling out of the starting gate on Wk 1.  Looking pretty good for the Fighting Slorchies just past the Quarter Pole.

Edited by slorch

I still barely know what I'm doing, into season 3 of halfway paying attention to fantasy football. That said, the fact that I picked up free agent Dameon Pierce in week 1 and am in week 2 of Geno Smith after Trey Lance died and I moved past both Matt Ryan and Baker Mayfield has me feeling good. And despite the fact that I didn't start Taysom Hill, I did pick him up a few weeks back when I saw someone let him go. Also dropped that asshole cardinals kicker (who is now apparently dead) for Graham Gano who has been fairly legit.

I declared yesterday that I'm going to start Taysom Hill whenever he's healthy, and I think I need to stick with that choice. It is tough given that my other TE is Goedert, who has been solid. I'm feeling tempted to give up on Drake London and am not pleased with Terry Mclaurin, and only have Michael Gallup on the bench. Maybe I can get a WR. Still firmly at the top of the middle in my league despite a rough start at QB.

lol fuck you

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Not a good week for me. Was undefeated in 2 leagues and going to lose both.

Had some nice 0pt and 1 pt performances thrown up this week (hockensuck, higgins, hines, koo sucked, jags robinson sucked aj brown sucked)

All i can say is screw the Steelers and Najee Harris. I'm done with the dude. I'm 1-4 and would have at least 2 more wins if i had simply played a decent player over this supposed "RB1".

4 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

All i can say is screw the Steelers and Najee Harris. I'm done with the dude. I'm 1-4 and would have at least 2 more wins if i had simply played a decent player over this supposed "RB1".

This is my team. 

On 10/9/2022 at 3:35 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

36 to 1 for Hock. Consistency, baby! 

I knew I shouldn't have played his ass this week. Fuckin tight end roulette. 

I was getting ass hammered by about 60 heading into tonight. All I had left was Mahomes and Kelce. Lulz. 

13 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Only need 30 from D Adams tonight. It could happen. 
 

send in the car!

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also, as you can see/fwiw, the strategy of going RB-heavy and taking an elite QB has been a good one. this will be my first loss in this league, and with 202 points that's something i can handle. i was nervous about my lack of WR's on draft day, but it's worked out great thus far. my bench:

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i just drafted/added as many RBs as possible, and so far, so good, even with the rams' backfield being an epic, epic bust. 

2 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

ive never posted in this thread before, but uh, scoring 200 and losing is a new one for me, lol.

 

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Welcome to fantasy football, pal. 

I’m the 3x defending champ in my main league and was 0-4 heading into week 5. I ended up winning this week even though I had two players (Bridgewater and Conklin) score 0 points. Fantasy football is weird. 

20 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

All i can say is screw the Steelers and Najee Harris. I'm done with the dude. I'm 1-4 and would have at least 2 more wins if i had simply played a decent player over this supposed "RB1".

I'll trade you for Zeke?

Well I moved to 4-1 with a blowout win over Joe Shiesty, which was very satisfying because he is a fucking asshole. And I won without hardly ANY rb production. 

 

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10 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

ive never posted in this thread before, but uh, scoring 200 and losing is a new one for me, lol.

 

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I’ve been a dog 1 time in 15 games but I have a sub 500 record in two of. Y leagues.   Fucking sucks.  Lost as a 25 pt favorite 

13 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Goddamn, that's a lot of bench spots, not even counting IR. 

yeah, we added spots (bench and IR) both years of covid, and then just decided to leave it that way. there's more talent than there's ever been before, with rookies regularly coming into the league fantasy ready, so we just said screw it and kept it that way.

9 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 

 

There's more than one in one of my leagues.  Someone offered Josh Reynolds for Kenneth Walker.  Reynolds is out this week of course.  

Had to make a trade. We start 3 wr and 2rbs (.5ppr)

WR - Adams, Lazard, Michael Thomas, Mooney

RBs - Najee, Jeff Wilson, Damon Pierce, Montgomery, K Walker, R White and Etienne. 
 

Offered Marquise Brown and Chase Edmonds for David Montgomery and Rachaad White 

 

think I have to take it?

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Had to make a trade. We start 3 wr and 2rbs (.5ppr)

WR - Adams, Lazard, Michael Thomas, Mooney

RBs - Najee, Jeff Wilson, Damon Pierce, Montgomery, K Walker, R White and Etienne. 
 

Offered Marquise Brown and Chase Edmonds for David Montgomery and Rachaad White 

 

think I have to take it?

You definitely need to add WR depth and have plenty of RB depth to trade away. I think you can probably do a bit better. Marquise has been really good but how will his role change when Hopkins is back? And Monty is really consistent volume and White is a really solid lotto stash. I'd shop around/counter. 

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I'm going to go Hunt for no other reason then a rule of never playing a Bears player again in Fantasy Football.

WR depth in trouble, do you roll the dice that Michael Thomas will play this weekend?  DNP again today, only other option is Mooney who plays tonight of course

22 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

FP really likes the Bears D tonight, think I may pull the trigger on them. 

That was kind of my thought. 

Can't decide on defense

Jacksonville @ Indy or
Dallas @ Philly

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7 hours ago, MoJames said:

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I'm going to go Hunt for no other reason then a rule of never playing a Bears player again in Fantasy Football.

Sadly, I didn’t listen, went Montgomery. Your rule stands. 

11 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Sadly, I didn’t listen, went Montgomery. Your rule stands. 

I think I'm also going to avoid TNF. I played Samuel in a league and jesus...

On 10/13/2022 at 10:03 AM, TXSooner518 said:

You definitely need to add WR depth and have plenty of RB depth to trade away. I think you can probably do a bit better. Marquise has been really good but how will his role change when Hopkins is back? And Monty is really consistent volume and White is a really solid lotto stash. I'd shop around/counter. 

Ended up pulling the trigger. Thursday night forced my hand. Our league almost never makes trades period. Offers for multiple other options doesn’t even elicit a counter. 

Mooney got me 10 but that TD at the end would have been nice  

I’m just glad I don’t have to watch the Bears anymore 

Edited by ChickenSandwich

Pick 2, 1.0 PPR, bolded currently in the lineup.

Najee Harris v TBay (2)

Raheem Mostert v Minn (22)

Eno Benjamin @ Sea (30)

Drake London v SF (10)

DeVonta Smith v Dal (18)

On 10/14/2022 at 2:06 PM, MoJames said:

Pick 2, 1.0 PPR, bolded currently in the lineup.

Najee Harris v TBay (2)

Raheem Mostert v Minn (22)

Eno Benjamin @ Sea (30)

Drake London v SF (10)

DeVonta Smith v Dal (18)

Not Najee

I traded Mark Andrews for Kyle Murray on Friday night (2 qb league). My commissioner still hasn’t figured out to process the trade. Going to have to drop someone I don’t want to pick up some shit qb like Matt Ryan or Marcus Mariota.  

Anyone seen if Kupp is playing today? Shows he’s questionable but can’t find any updates

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