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Thank God we kept Devante Adams. Even though his 2 games under 2 points didn’t help. We actually traded Thomas and JK Dobbins for Joe Mixon like 3 weeks ago. 
Mixon just got more pts this week than the 2 dudes you traded for him will in the whole season probably lmao. Fleeced. Congrats.

Don't tell me he was on your bench
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    Davante Fucking Adams!!!! Bring on the white claw, let’s make some bad Monday decisions!!!

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    Got drunk last night and sent out five trade proposals and unfortunately one got accepted.   Gibson/dk and I got lamb back. 🙄

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Lol. Well the rest of my shit team let me down. Bye week bit me hard.

I had already conceded this week as a loss, with everyone on my bench either being on BYE or IR.

Then I got to the Sunday night game needing only 4 points from CEH. Opponent had fucked up and left Mixon on his bench.

Woke up this morning to find...BAM!  2 points.  1 more catch of 6 yards wins the week.

Would have rather just been blown out by 40.  LOL.

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Had to play the top team in out league this week, and buried him. 
 

Davante Adams, Lazard, R Moore

T Etienne, K Walker, and D Pierce

Hell of a a Sunday for this .500 team. 

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The last meaningless pass play in regulation of the KC game knocked my opponent’s score below mine. He was 6-2, no idea why he stayed with the Tenn D matchup. Thanks, bro. 

Well i can finally drop Batemans ass without regretting it later

Tucker got me a 1.05 win after Likely went butterfingers for most of the game. Go horns!

I’ve made my team progressively worse since my draft. I’m not add/dropping another player the rest of the season and will just play out the string with what I’ve got. 

6 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I’ve made my team progressively worse since my draft. I’m not add/dropping another player the rest of the season and will just play out the string with what I’ve got. 

I think I'm going to go guillotine style on just my roster. Lowest point total gets dropped (non-bye) and I don't add anyone the rest of the year.

Damn in a league I had #1 pick i started 4-0 and am now 4-5 lmao.

12 hours ago, Scraps said:

Damn in a league I had #1 pick i started 4-0 and am now 4-5 lmao.
 

Dang, what happened?  Had the exact opposite happened to me last year. 

1 hour ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Dang, what happened?  Had the exact opposite happened to me last year. 

Jonathon Taylor, Bateman, Courtland Sutton, all happened 

Then Lamar Jackson went from being unstoppable to just average.  

I whiffed on numerous bench guys too as back up WRs (London, fucking hunter renfrow, Skyy Moore) and that, combined with Deebo injury,  I have been having to run out fucking MVS, Parris Campbell, Allen Robinson III as my WR crew the past few weeks because absolutely no one is available on FAs.  Combined the 3 of them got me 4 points last week.  

 

I went from averaging 121 pts the first 4 weeks to 73 pts the past 5 weeks.....brutal 

 

And now Lamar is on Bye this week lol 

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WRs seem nuts this season. Keep looking at my bunch of scrubs to upgrade but have come to the realization that consistent double digit floor guys are incredibly valuable this season even if they will never break 20

5 hours ago, Scraps said:

Jonathon Taylor, Bateman, Courtland Sutton, all happened 

Then Lamar Jackson went from being unstoppable to just average.  

I whiffed on numerous bench guys too as back up WRs (London, fucking hunter renfrow, Skyy Moore) and that, combined with Deebo injury,  I have been having to run out fucking MVS, Parris Campbell, Allen Robinson III as my WR crew the past few weeks because absolutely no one is available on FAs.  Combined the 3 of them got me 4 points last week.  

 

I went from averaging 121 pts the first 4 weeks to 73 pts the past 5 weeks.....brutal 

 

And now Lamar is on Bye this week lol 

Oof, that's rough 

Some POS in our league has Josh Allen, Tyreek Hill and Derrick Henry on the team (plus a Top 10 RB and Top 5 TE), in a 10-team league. I can't figure out the sleeper app to go back and see how the draft played out that we let this happen, but the fucker is 9-0 and beat me last week on my highest performing week of the season (J. Mixon). F that, wishing every bad thing to happen to end the season on him.

 

Anyways, I got shitty QBs, T Lawrence (@ KC) or Goff (@CHI) this week? 

Ok I’ll admit I haven’t watched the Falcons all year. Is Pitts just not worth a shit or do they not use him at all? He’s had maybe 2 decent games for me this season, thought he was a steal when I got him

Been off if surly for a minute because I’ve been busy with work. Has there ever been a worse draft pick than Kyle pitts? 
 

1. you had to take him in the 3rd or 4th rd

2. he hasn’t been injured and he has enough upside that you still feel obligated to play him


In the league I drafted him in, I traded him straight up for Dalton Schultz while Schultz was still injured, and I feel like I won that trade without getting any return from Schultz yet. 

So here is a QB situation  - 

I have Burrow on Bye so my backup that has just been sitting on my bench all season is douchebag Rodgers.  So now I either have to start him, or pick up one of the following:

Dalton, Stafford(concussion?), Wilson, Daniel Jones, Heinicke

So what say surly? 

London is trash until he gets a qb. I say that with London on my team. 

Dropped CEH for James Robinson, which felt good.  Someone grabbed CEH off waivers for $21.  Hopefully I didn't jump the gun.

If you all don't do the FAAB for waivers, I'd highly recommend.  This is our first year and it's a lot of fun.  Adds a whole nother level to the game. 

On 11/11/2022 at 8:34 AM, Scraps said:

So here is a QB situation  - 

I have Burrow on Bye so my backup that has just been sitting on my bench all season is douchebag Rodgers.  So now I either have to start him, or pick up one of the following:

Dalton, Stafford(concussion?), Wilson, Daniel Jones, Heinicke

So what say surly? 

No one ever got fired for starting AAron. 

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2 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

If you all don't do the FAAB for waivers, I'd highly recommend.  This is our first year and it's a lot of fun.  Adds a whole nother level to the game. 

One of my FAAB leagues has a $1M budget. Let me tell you how goofy the bids get in that one. 

23 hours ago, achooloco said:

London is trash until he gets a qb. I say that with London on my team. 

The trade req was trash. Not to mention. The fact he sent it after London was done playing

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

One of my FAAB leagues has a $1M budget. Let me tell you how goofy the bids get in that one. 

If you’re doing anything other than a $100 budget with the ability to do $0 bids, you’re fucking up

Standard league, flex Darnell Mooney (vs DET) or Joshua Palmer (at San Fran)?
I don’t like Herbert in this matchup even though Palmer is the defacto #1 wideout. I’m leaning Mooney unless the Surly braintrust tells me otherwise….

For that matter I’ll add Lazard to the mix and say sit 1. [emoji2369]

Man I held injured Michael Gallup on my bench for weeks hoping he’d be worth something

Man I held injured Michael Gallup on my bench for weeks hoping he’d be worth something

Benched him last minute for Kmet [emoji41] but yeah, worthless.

Yeah I’m seeing if I can get Watson off waivers, although it’s unlikely. Such a dumpster fire all season.

On 11/12/2022 at 2:04 PM, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

No one ever got fired for starting AAron. 

Yep went Rodgers....still gonna lose  most likely unless AJ and Sanders ball the fuck out tonight 

Heads up - 12.2 points out of Miles, Gogurt, and Mclaurin is somehow going to fail to happen.

On 11/13/2022 at 8:51 PM, Celery Man said:

Yeah I’m seeing if I can get Watson off waivers, although it’s unlikely. Such a dumpster fire all season.

highlight of my last 2 weeks was picking him up last night.

I am 5-5, have lost 3 games by total of 12 points, and have Cooper Kupp, Hollywood Brown, and Mike Williams on IR/ injured.

Let's go Jordy Nelson 2.0!!!!!!!!!!

In a 12tm ppr with no flex and 3 WRs.... had $63 remaining faab ($150 season budget) and pushed every cent into getting Christian Watson and I won the bid. Picked up Toney for free minutes after that Chiefs deal was announced so between those two I'm feeling pretty damn good about my chances of hitting on one as a potential league winner.

My WRs are Lamb, AJ Brown, Sutton, Toney and Watson. Which three do I start this week?

Tua/Dak
Pierce/Mitchell/Mostert/Dillon/Benjamin
Kelce
NE D

5-5 with two hard luck losses (born less than 1.5 pts) but I like my chances if I can make the playoffs after starting 1-5....

On 11/14/2022 at 6:49 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Goedert said fuck all that. 

 

Yeaaa I’m scramblin for a TE. Should hopefully be back for playoffs.

25 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yeaaa I’m scramblin for a TE. Should hopefully be back for playoffs.

Higbee if he's available but ya know......

9 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Higbee if he's available but ya know......

Haha yea long gone. Gonna see if the Kmet train keeps going (if his injury isn’t serious)

Kmet is a good play this weekend vs ATL, as is Dulcich vs LV.

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