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Got rondale so I’m okay with Colt feeding him.  But don’t mind the midget either since his last game RM got some good points.

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    Davante Fucking Adams!!!! Bring on the white claw, let’s make some bad Monday decisions!!!

  • Lol started Trey Lance with Tua on the bench. Moron

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    Got drunk last night and sent out five trade proposals and unfortunately one got accepted.   Gibson/dk and I got lamb back. 🙄

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On 11/16/2022 at 8:39 AM, slorch said:

highlight of my last 2 weeks was picking him up last night.

I am 5-5, have lost 3 games by total of 12 points, and have Cooper Kupp, Hollywood Brown, and Mike Williams on IR/ injured.

Let's go Jordy Nelson 2.0!!!!!!!!!!

can't believe it but I landed him too. actually now I'm... back to maybe having some options to consider at wideout, as I snagged Marquise Brown hoping he might come back and it appears he is.

I've got McLaurin, Devonta Adams, Christian Watson, Jahan Dotson, and Marquise Brown on my roster, can play 3. That was going to be McLaurin, Adams, and Watson. Dotson is obviously for the bench, with Brown maybe coming back that makes things interesting, but I have to decide go/no go on Watson since he's playing tonight. I feel like the safe call is wait till next week for Brown regardless.

23 hours ago, MoJames said:

 

back to the fucking taysom board

I’m either a little bitch or too competitive.  I vetoed an adams for Jacob’s/London trade because one team would have Barkley, adams and Henry 

6 hours ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

The midget better play this week

Not happening. I also have him. Was worried about Hopkins production but Colt fed him the same.

On 11/16/2022 at 1:26 PM, Gourmand said:

In a 12tm ppr with no flex and 3 WRs.... had $63 remaining faab ($150 season budget) and pushed every cent into getting Christian Watson and I won the bid. Picked up Toney for free minutes after that Chiefs deal was announced so between those two I'm feeling pretty damn good about my chances of hitting on one as a potential league winner.

My WRs are Lamb, AJ Brown, Sutton, Toney and Watson. Which three do I start this week?

Tua/Dak
Pierce/Mitchell/Mostert/Dillon/Benjamin
Kelce
NE D

5-5 with two hard luck losses (born less than 1.5 pts) but I like my chances if I can make the playoffs after starting 1-5....

Fuck me for not starting Watson tonight. Fuck!

I had him in my WR3 spot but replaced him with Toney when the news broke today that Hardman was going on IR. 

Probably should have just rolled with both Watson and Toney, but that would mean benching two of Lamb, Sutton, and AJ Brown.  Lamb is an obvious must start though. 

 

I am snakebit.

Newly acquired Watson scores 2 TDs... only for opponent's Austin Hooper to also score 2 TDs in a game dominated by Derrick Henry and the run game.  Hooper hadn't scored double digit FF points all season.

FML.

Yeah Sutton can suck a fat dick. 

12 hours ago, StruggleBus said:

Patterson or Foreman in ppr this week?

If Atlanta could be trusted to properly use Patterson he would be automatic. But they only gave him 5 touches last week. Foreman is facing the tougher defense I think. I probably lean Patterson but I’m starting both of them in 2 of my leagues. 

4 hours ago, slorch said:

I am snakebit.

Newly acquired Watson scores 2 TDs... only for opponent's Austin Hooper to also score 2 TDs in a game dominated by Derrick Henry and the run game.  Hooper hadn't scored double digit FF points all season.

FML.

My opponent has Henry. Still glad as that would have meant a death sentence with Gallup rather than Watson in the lineup. I’m gruntled.

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Yeah Sutton can suck a fat dick. 

He sucked last year too

9 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Move Courtland way down your give-a-shit. Dude has one more score than you & I combined. 

Yeah I generally feel the same BUT......no Jeudy or Hamler this week means likely double-digit targets for Sutton so his floor is solid this week against a broken Raiders defense and rookie corner Sam Webb. Sutton's only TD this year was against the Raiders defense and that was with Jeudy on the field. He has a very good matchup and this might be the last time he is startable in my lineup. I have to wait and see about AJ Brown's practice status today but there's an argument to be made for starting Sutton over Brown.

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22 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Nope. WAY too much thinking into starting a scrub. 

That's half the fun of fantasy football though

4 hours ago, Gourmand said:

That's half the fun of fantasy football though

When you manage teams like mine it’s 100% of the fun

Heads up - I picked up Gerald Everett, so Taysom Hill is definitely going to tear off twenty points.

8 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Heads up - I picked up Gerald Everett, so Taysom Hill is definitely going to tear off twenty points.

not a bad shout, Taysom is overdue to go off again. 

What’s the highest value WR that would be a fair trade for either Josh Allen or Fields. My WR’s are garbage (currently Sutton, Mooney, and Lazard) and it’s time to get one solid WR for one of the QB’s. I could also throw in a James Conner or Jamaal Williams if it moved the needle to a tier 1 receiver.

Guy with the worst QB is currently starting Olave, Hopkins, Diggs, and K Allen. Next worst is starting Adams, Higgins, and Jefferson.

7 minutes ago, Brew said:

What’s the highest value WR that would be a fair trade for either Josh Allen or Fields. My WR’s are garbage (currently Sutton, Mooney, and Lazard) and it’s time to get one solid WR for one of the QB’s. I could also throw in a James Conner or Jamaal Williams if it moved the needle to a tier 1 receiver.

Guy with the worst QB is currently starting Olave, Hopkins, Diggs, and K Allen. Next worst is starting Adams, Higgins, and Jefferson.

Allen will likely gain more than fields. See if you can package Allen to the guy that has Diggs so he can have the stack.  Maybe even get like K Allen and Olave for J Allen?

Heads up - I picked up Gerald Everett, so Taysom Hill is definitely going to tear off twenty points.

Looks like Everett will be out this game. Had to bench him.

Over/under on when Keenan Allen limps off the field with a reaggravated hamstring injury: 1.5 quarters.

11 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Over/under on when Keenan Allen limps off the field with a reaggravated hamstring injury: 1.5 quarters.

Nah.  That'd be "200%" Mike Williams.

Fuck this season.

Man I just couldn’t get the breaks this year, and with Pierce and Sanders getting 6.5 points between the two of them yesterday, that’s gonna do it for me this year. Maybe I can spoil the playoffs for someone else.

Pierce and cousins gutted my team yesterday 

 

and a special fuck you to my opponents 22pt kicker. Fuck kickers

2 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

and a special fuck you to my opponents 22pt kicker. Fuck kickers

we do negative pts for missed XPs

I had bitch ass motherfucking piece of shit cockgobbling Gano 

So yes, fuck kickers 

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

we do negative pts for missed XPs

I had bitch ass motherfucking piece of shit cockgobbling Gano 

So yes, fuck kickers 

Same. 
+ 1 for a make

-1.5 for a miss (xp)

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Ha, it gets worse. These last Ari garbage yards put me back up 1, then this fucking scrub QB just threw a horrific pick to lose by 1. 

Double fuck you, @Anton Chigurh!! 

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Keenan Allen survived his game so Rondale Moore could score negative points on his first touch and then leave with an injury.

If rondale had just not played I’d have won. Instead he got me a damn tie by that one play. 

Not sure which RB to roll with. 

.5 PPR 

D'Onta Foreman @ Seattle - leaning this way. 

Elijah Mitchell vs SF

Samaje Perine vs Cleveland - I feel like he might be fool's gold going up against the Titans run defense. 

I could run two of them if I benched Donovan Peoples-Jones but he's been pretty reliable lately so I'm reluctant to do that. 

Thanks! 

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I’d roll Samaje over D’Onta, Burrow clearly trusts him for the dump-offs if nothing else. Panthers could decide to go with Chuba at any point. 

13 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I’d roll Samaje over D’Onta, Burrow clearly trusts him for the dump-offs if nothing else. Panthers could decide to go with Chuba at any point. 

I'm interested in Perine too.  It's him or Gibson this week.  Gibson has a solid floor, but I could see perine getting at least 1 TD. 

3 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

I'm interested in Perine too.  It's him or Gibson this week.  Gibson has a solid floor, but I could see perine getting at least 1 TD. 

Although, I just looked and the titans have only given up 2 TDs to running backs all year.  1 rushing and 1 receiving. 

1 hour ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Although, I just looked and the titans have only given up 2 TDs to running backs all year.  1 rushing and 1 receiving. 

Yeah, that's what gives me pause too. 

Tell me why I shouldn't start Raschad White over Kamara?

I'm not going to. White is going to have 15 points and Kamara is going to have 6. Fuck the dog shit Saints and their goober coaches.

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On 11/25/2022 at 10:51 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I’d roll Samaje over D’Onta, Burrow clearly trusts him for the dump-offs if nothing else. Panthers could decide to go with Chuba at any point. 

Got one right! 

My team this year has faced 5 players who went over 50 points.

Jacobs, Mixon, Burrow, Hurts, and one other I can't remember.

I think the all time single game team scoring record in one week is 172 and teams are scoring an average of 137 when they play me.

FML.

Needed Pittman to score 17 or less.  Had 3 pts at half.  Two little dink passes on final worthless drive put him at19 for the game.

Fuck this season.  LOL.  Just thinking of new, more fucked up ways to lose.

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