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  • ChickenSandwich
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    Davante Fucking Adams!!!! Bring on the white claw, let’s make some bad Monday decisions!!!

  • Lol started Trey Lance with Tua on the bench. Moron

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    Got drunk last night and sent out five trade proposals and unfortunately one got accepted.   Gibson/dk and I got lamb back. 🙄

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Khalil Herbert is going to be a league winner. Good thing I held onto Kenneth Walker and the shittastic Seattle offense instead [emoji23] 

The guy lighting fire to my bench? That guy?

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On 9/14/2022 at 2:59 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

What are you kids doing with Montgomery & Mooney this week at GB? 

8 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

J Fields + Mooney 

Chicago seems due for a decent game (hope) against Houston at home. They can’t play much worse and have to imagine Mooney demanding targets after the first two weeks. 

Think we can safely kill all Bears now, with the small exception of Khalil. 

Chargers are playing chess not checkers with Ekeler. Best talent on the team? Let’s split carries with Sony fucking Michel and render Ekeler wholly ineffective.

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I was the underdog going in

4 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Rhamondre Stevenson & Jamaal Williams pissing off a lot of owners today. 

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Fortunately I shouldn't need it this week. But should have played him over M. Sanders. 

Russ hasn’t given me shit this year. Kind of fucked at qb cause my backup Zach Wilson, I’m lucky my skill position players have carried me to wins so far

1 hour ago, OB3 said:

Russ hasn’t given me shit this year. Kind of fucked at qb cause my backup Zach Wilson, I’m lucky my skill position players have carried me to wins so far

Russ in one league. Brady in another.  Yea.  

No undefeated teams after Week3.  12 team league.

We has some parity this year, fo sho.

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19 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Think we can safely kill all Bears now, with the small exception of Khalil. 

Went with the bears against all evidence to the contrary.  Lost by six.

Montgomery injury and Michael Thomas injury didn't help.  Rodgers/Lazard and its an easy win

 

0-3 Fuck Fantasy Football

2-0 in my 10 team league. I need exactly 10.0 points out of Elliot tonight to win. I'm prepared for disappointment.

 

 

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That dude you are playing should be buttfucking your league.

Chase and Waller are killing me and him

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

That dude you are playing should be buttfucking your league.

Chase and Waller are killing me and him
 

He scored 288.2 points last week, which was the league high by over 100 pts. He's currently 1-1. 

Have breece hall on my bench. Should I package russ and Javonte Williams for a qb or just see if they get it rolling? Think I could get Aaron rodgers from a guy that’s not even starting him with those 2 in the deal

Denvers HC is a moron so punt those dudes

56 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Denvers HC is a moron so punt those dudes

That’s what I figured. Didn’t realize they were gonna run Melvin Gordon so much

Elliot got what I needed to win this week and go 3-0. I still hate that ewok-looking sack of shit

I wonder if Breece Hall will be rb1 for the jets by mid season?

 

If you could get Austin ekeler for Da ante adams would you do it?  My other receivers are lamb, cooper, Allen and Pittman jr

What other RB’s could you trade Adams for? I think the Chargers offense could be in trouble if Herbert plays hurt the next 6 weeks. They also just lost Slater for the season. 

5 hours ago, closetohumping said:

I wonder if Breece Hall will be rb1 for the jets by mid season?

 

If you could get Austin ekeler for Da ante adams would you do it?  My other receivers are lamb, cooper, Allen and Pittman jr

Yes I would trade Adams for Ekeler. It looks like you have plenty of WRs

Can’t stand the people in my league. Agree to a trade and then they bitch out once I send it or take a couple days to “think about it”

I know it's not a simple question, but absent all the other information you'd need to decide whether to accept this trade, would you all take Mahomes and Mack Hollins in exchange for Josh Allen? 

No. Hollins is waiver wire fodder. 
 

Also, Dave Richard with CBS puts out a weekly trade chart that is a good barometer. Any 2 for 1 trade you need to be adding more value if you’re receiving the 2. 

Pick 2 of 4 (PPR):

Rhamondre Stevenson @GB

Jerry Jeudy @LV

Miles Sanders JAX 

Russell Gage KC

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Pick 2 of 4 (PPR):

Rhamondre Stevenson @GB

Jerry Jeudy @LV

Miles Sanders JAX 

Russell Gage KC

Not Rhamondre (re: QB situation)

Other 3 my mind says you have to play a RB so Miles, but I'd go with any combination of the three and be ok. Gage is the low floor high ceiling pick.

46 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Pick 2 of 4 (PPR):

Rhamondre Stevenson @GB

Jerry Jeudy @LV

Miles Sanders JAX 

Russell Gage KC


fantasy pros has Sanders first of the four by a decent margin and then a coin flip for Stevenson and Jeudy. I don’t think Hoyer is that much worse than Mac Jones and they might lean more on RB’s. If Jeudy is healthy go with him. 

Two to start out of Miles Sanders, AJ Dillon, and Dameon Pierce. Normally I'd have D'andre Swift starting but I think he's going to be out this week. Sanders and Dillon are higher rated than Pierce but I think the Chargers are softer against the run than the Jags or the Patriots, plus apart from ball security he was good last week.... I guess all of those guys are good when they get a touchdown. I guess, talk me into starting Dillon over either Sanders or Pierce.

 

also lulz... saved last week by Herbert's shitty performance and fucking Graham Gano. My team has been a mess - i had Matt Prater with the Cardinals as kicker the first two weeks and he managed to score only 1 point in each game. Got Geno Smith starting this week. I picked up Dak Prescott hoping I can eke out a few more wins with scrubs until he's back.

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Dalvin Cook is a FA in our league.

and here I was all excited about bolstering my bench with Herbert.

13 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Two to start out of Miles Sanders, AJ Dillon, and Dameon Pierce. Normally I'd have D'andre Swift starting but I think he's going to be out this week. Sanders and Dillon are higher rated than Pierce but I think the Chargers are softer against the run than the Jags or the Patriots, plus apart from ball security he was good last week.... I guess all of those guys are good when they get a touchdown. I guess, talk me into starting Dillon over either Sanders or Pierce.

 

also lulz... saved last week by Herbert's shitty performance and fucking Graham Gano. My team has been a mess - i had Matt Prater with the Cardinals as kicker the first two weeks and he managed to score only 1 point in each game. Got Geno Smith starting this week. I picked up Dak Prescott hoping I can eke out a few more wins with scrubs until he's back.

I wouldn't start Dillon. I've got him on my team and I'm benching him, due to him splitting carries with Jones. I'd give Pierce a start ...all the fantasy experts on bullish on him

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Gotta fucking love it when your RB gets stoned at the goal line twice. 

Especially when you bet the over

 

two of my opponents had chase. I’ll take it.  I had tyreek in one league against chase

On 9/20/2022 at 8:09 PM, ztejas said:

My best friend in the league I'm in has Daniel Jones and Baker as his QBs. Just shot him Tua for Fournette. 

Did you unload Tua?

9 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Make that 4 times. Mother fucker. 

Same. Overall points were ok i guess, i should be more mad but that team can absorb an iffy rb outing (I say that on a Thursday, knock on wood I'm not eating my words by SNF).

7 hours ago, HornPhD said:

Did you unload Tua?

Not yet. Best offer I had was Etienne and I'm still glad I didn't take that. 

Need an RB2

Pierce v LAC (23 vs Run)

Herbert @ NYG (19 vs Run)

 

I'm leaning Herbert pending Montgomery.

Pick 3 please: 

amari cooper, gabe Davis, christian Kirk, Mack hollins, jeudy. 

oniy hesitating cause the Denver D missing a lot of lineman, gabe coming off injury, and supposedly philly’s best cover guys aren’t on the slot/Kirk. That and I’ve read often hurt jeudy due for a breakout game.

Figure it’s go safe with first three or swing for fences with copper, hollins and any of the other three. 

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I'd leave Davis & Hollins out. Davis didn't do shit last week off injury, Hollins is likely a one-week wonder. 

 

Reminder we have the 8:30 am Minn/NO barnburner, Jameis & MT both out. 

Who should I start in flex spot?

James Conner(Ariz@Car)

or

Brandon Aiyuk(SFvsLAR)

6 hours ago, Cornpop said:

Who should I start in flex spot?

James Conner(Ariz@Car)

or

Brandon Aiyuk(SFvsLAR)

Aiyuk I’d say because they will be throwing a lot playing catch-up. 
 

I need to choose between these two…

Russell Wilson vs LV or J. Goff vs Sea 

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

Aiyuk I’d say because they will be throwing a lot playing catch-up. 
 

I need to choose between these two…

Russell Wilson vs LV or J. Goff vs Sea 

That's a toughie. Either could have a big game, but I'd probably go with RW

"I'm going to make I get good running backs this season. Tired of having shit running backs."

Alvin Kamara gives me absolute trash and now a fucking zero because he's ruled out at 5am.

Fuck the trash Saints and all these NFL teams who treat injuries like fucking state secrets.  It's really gonna help you win guise!!!!!!!

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