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8 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

(This is similar to Fuck, Marry, Kill, but I don't like the violence that implies and I'm a peace lover, after all.)

The wife (no pics) and I were talking about Ben Affleck being double Jennifered but how he hasn't pulled off the Jennifer Hat Trick.  We periodically play the Fuck, Marry, Date game so we decided play the Jennifer addition.  So, fuck, marry, date -- Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Lopez, and Jennifer Anniston.

My Jennifer ranking:

Jennifer Anniston -- Date.  Staggering amount of money and is a smoke show but her diet is insane and I like to eat and drink booze.  Would make for a fascinating conversationalist, though.  She's smart and has been in the industry 30 years.  Prolly great insight and stories.

Jennifer Garner -- Marry.  Has enough money and from all indications, very normal and a nice person.  Looks the same in person while Ben Affleck would look like a homeless person.

Jennifer Lopez -- Fuck.  You know she's great in the sack.  Tons of money, though, which might move her into the marriage bucket but not for me.

So, throw out your Jennifer ranking and/or throw out 3 random celebrities.  (Think Buy or Sell on the football board.)

Can we get some younger Jennifers? Garner is the baby of the group at 50 years young. 

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3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Can we get some younger Jennifers? Garner is the baby of the group at 50 years young. 

Jennifer is a very Gen-X name.  No one named their daughters Jennifer before 1970 or after 1980 but in between, Jennifers everywhere.

The game doesn't have to be people with the same name.  

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1 hour ago, Humble Beast said:

Jennifer Lawrence is hotter than all 3. Her exclusion is inexcusable. 

The game is only three people.  Insert her into the decision and the equation may change.

Guys have the Jennifers, we women have the Chrises.  
I leave Chris Pratt out...
Then I have Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Evans.  Um, yes?!?
My lady friend would run me the fuck over with her car for Hemsworth.

Shows off his six pack in the Vacation remake.
9 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

No Jennifer: Lawrence?  Love Hewitt?  Connelly?

 

BOOOOOOO.

 

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1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Since I bumped the 40+ thread, I'll play the Kate/Katie game mentioned earlier. 

Fuck - Beckinsale
Marry - Holmes
Date - Hudson

Upton.

10 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

This is similar to Fuck, Marry, Kill, but I don't like the violence that implies

you must be fun at parties

13 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Amy:  Smart, Adams, Schumer

Build shrine and stalk till arrested:  Adams

Man - no Jennifer Chastain yet? 

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2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Build shrine and stalk till arrested:  Adams

Yeah, she's pretty cute.

Date: Daisy Ridley,
M: Daisy Edgar Jones,
F: Daisy Duke.

Fuck you I’m marrying Daisy Duke

Garner is right out. I wouldn’t put up with her for a second.  
 

 

18 minutes ago, Elvis said:

Garner is right out. I wouldn’t put up with her for a second.  
 

 

Yeah, this is right out

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I  think she makes this face of disapointment 90% of the time.  Never been a fan.

 

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2 hours ago, Elvis said:

I  think she makes this face of disapointment 90% of the time.  Never been a fan.

 

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Only after I'm done!

Wait, I don't think I did that right.

2 hours ago, Elvis said:

I  think she makes this face of disapointment 90% of the time.  Never been a fan.

 

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Counterpoint: a woman's face of disappointment is maybe the #1 thing I think about when I think about sex.

Wait.....I mean...............no, I got that right. 

I'm going to switch Hahn with Zeta Jones, not trying to get throat cancer from chomping her box.

 

And I'll make an exception and change the rules back to kill as an option for Heigl.

for the ladies...

Ryans- Gosling, Reynolds, Phillipe

On 8/15/2022 at 2:32 PM, Rex Kramer said:

Fuck, date and marry Aniston. Lol at Garner, Lopez, Lawrence, Connelly, or Love Hewitt even being in this conversation. 

Lol at Jennifer Connelly?  take it to the gays thread. 

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

for the ladies...

Ryans- Gosling, Reynolds, Phillipe

 

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Fuck, marry, bury  - Olivia edition 

Fuck Olivia Munn 

Marry Olivia Wilde 

Bury Olivia Newton-John

 

 

 

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Jessica Simpson, Jessica Chastain, Jessica Alba

Jessica Simpson -- marry.  Lots and lost of money and is now hot.

Jessica Chastain -- fuck.  Redhead and my wheelhouse and red heads are always great in the sack.

Jessica Alba -- date.  Got the herpy derp from Derek Jeter or something.

On 8/15/2022 at 8:35 PM, Aqua Buddha said:

Jennifer is a very Gen-X name.  No one named their daughters Jennifer before 1970 or after 1980 but in between, Jennifers everywhere.

The game doesn't have to be people with the same name.  

If you’re old enough to be on this site…

 

and you haven’t fucked a girl named Jenny….

 

I don’t know what to tell ya. 
 

I have a nascar story, but this isn’t the right thread. 

Julia:

Fuck: Julia Roberts

Date: Julia Stiles

Marry: Julia Louis-Dreyfus

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12 hours ago, McCroskey said:

Julia:

Fuck: Julia Roberts

Date: Julia Stiles

Marry: Julia Louis-Dreyfus

The ultimate marry.  Funny and staggeringly rich.

Kristen Bell, Kristen Wiig, Kristen Stewart

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On 8/15/2022 at 1:10 PM, Brisketexan said:

No Jennifer: Lawrence?  Love Hewitt?  Connelly?

 

BOOOOOOO.

date: Hewitt

marry: Connelly

fuck: Lawrence

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