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Since the first thing you want to know is what a half billion $$$$ ex-wife looks like (and so you can court her if you see her)

Shockingly the Oligarch isn't paying up, so they have impounded his $500 million yatch.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/06/business/britain-divorce-farkhad-akhmedov.html

I'm going to bet on her winning the final outcome of this, because after all, pussy is undefeated

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smaller picture - hopefully

I can't imagine how anyone can rack up $500 million on a boat.

 

"The Luna, the ultimate in high-end joy rides, is customized for someone anticipating trouble. It has a missile detection system, an anti-drone system, bulletproof windows and bombproof doors.

Even still, how does it get that expensive?  That's stupid money.

Lol. That is Trump level incompetence. 

When this shit happens, usually the dope with the money hasn’t earned it. 

16 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I can't imagine how anyone can rack up $500 million on a boat.

 

"The Luna, the ultimate in high-end joy rides, is customized for someone anticipating trouble. It has a missile detection system, an anti-drone system, bulletproof windows and bombproof doors.

Even still, how does it get that expensive?  That's stupid money.

B.O.A.T...Bust Out Another Thousand

Boat (N) A large hole in the water into which you pour money. 

OP posted the wrong damn pics:

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I don't expect her to have a very long life expectancy at this point. #therussianway

I was coming out of Marina del Rey in 2013 and she was anchored outside the harbor.  It was too big to come inside.  And there are some big ass boats in that harbor.  My boat was smaller than her dinghy.

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Rooskie got off cheap. Harold Hamm of Oklahoma (Continental Resources Oil) wrote this check to his ex-wife. At first she wasn't going to accept it, but when oil prices started collapsing she cashed it:

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My ex got so rich in my divorce settlement, she’s starting to look attractive again.

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Rooskie got off cheap. Harold Hamm of Tulsa (Continental Resources Oil) wrote this check to his ex-wife. At first she wasn't going to accept it, but when oil prices started collapsing she cashed it:

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Holy shit that’s hilarious!

I was driving in Austin several years ago and a sweet jaguar convertible passed me.

License plate said “WAS HIS.”

Divorces cost too damn much.

8 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Rooskie got off cheap. Harold Hamm of Tulsa (Continental Resources Oil) wrote this check to his ex-wife. At first she wasn't going to accept it, but when oil prices started collapsing she cashed it:

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dont you hate it when you're cutting a phat check and run out of space to write out the amount?

 

21 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Rooskie got off cheap. Harold Hamm of Oklahoma (Continental Resources Oil) wrote this check to his ex-wife. At first she wasn't going to accept it, but when oil prices started collapsing she cashed it:

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He forgot to fill out the "For" section.  How will he ever remember what this was for when his year-end taxes are due?

Harold also was the guy in 2014 who monetized all his hedges because the price of oil was going up, not down.

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18 hours ago, Tailgate said:

I was driving in Austin several years ago and a sweet jaguar convertible passed me.

License plate said “WAS HIS.”

Divorces cost too damn much.

Because they're worth it

18 hours ago, Tailgate said:

I was driving in Austin several years ago and a sweet jaguar convertible passed me.

License plate said “WAS HIS.”

Divorces cost too damn much.

I saw a plate with AU Digr on it a few weeks ago. Apparently not that successful as it was on a Honda Pilot. 

On 6/6/2018 at 12:05 PM, C-Man said:

I don't expect her to have a very long life expectancy at this point. #therussianway

That’s my thought. It would not be wise for her to buy any green bananas. 

On 6/6/2018 at 12:22 PM, El Diablo said:

A 500 million dollar yatch?? That's one expensive yatch.

Yatch off. Yatch off fast. 

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