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1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Honest question. Why do every generation's OLD people seem like they are all grumpy fucking assholes? It seems like OLD fucks mostly care about keeping status quo no matter how fucked up things are or are expected to become, just so that they can die in peace. The don't give a fuck what they means for their grandkids and their grandkids.

Are we all destined to become selfish pricks?

Get off my yard!!!

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Thank you. We gotta keep our eyes on the prize here. there's 57 other threads we can fuck up by bitching about the olds.

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Fucking wheelhouse and I'd stab @Brisketexanin the motherfucking eye with a motherfucking spoon over it.

3 hours ago, Helobious said:

If we just had a limit of 68 or younger to take office for President that would’ve eliminated Trump, Biden, and Clinton… back in 2016. It’s unreal how old all our leaders are.

Seriously we should have an age cap.  IRS requires you take out retirement at 72.5 so back that up 4 years, you’d have to be younger than 68.5 by inauguration to be eligible to run.  35-68.5 seems like a reasonable age range.

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Because America is never going to elect someone in their mid-30's as president. Old People in this country will never elect young people in this country because to be frank, they're too busy trying to make sure their worlds don't change too fast in ways that aren't comfortable for them. Additionally, we've never elected a woman as president, period, so that seems like a milestone we'd have to conquer first before it seems realistic we'd elect a younger woman to be president. Every side would shout that candidate down as inexperienced. Additionally, men here don't like to vote for women in general. Additionally, "average" women here don't like voting for young attractive women for shit. 

America can't have nice things. 

Now watch us go elect one of the Kardashians.

 

2 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Let's get this thread back on track...

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I've certainly fucked worse.

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1 minute ago, Steel Shank said:

Now watch us go elect one of the Kardashians.

 

I've certainly fucked worse.

You have and you will.

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Honest question. Why do every generation's OLD people seem like they are all grumpy fucking assholes? It seems like OLD fucks mostly care about keeping status quo no matter how fucked up things are or are expected to become, just so that they can die in peace. The don't give a fuck what they means for their grandkids and their grandkids.

Are we all destined to become selfish pricks?

Because when you get old you realize that the naive and idealistic view of the world that you’d held your entire life was completely and utterly wrong. 

12 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Seriously we should have an age cap.  IRS requires you take out retirement at 72.5 so back that up 4 years, you’d have to be younger than 68.5 by inauguration to be eligible to run.  35-68.5 seems like a reasonable age range.

Airlines force retirement at age 65, so that would work, too.  Running our country is at least as important as getting airline passengers to their destination safely.  Fucking Boomers fucking things up.

28 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Fucking wheelhouse and I'd stab @Brisketexanin the motherfucking eye with a motherfucking spoon over it.

My online Finnish sniper class Certificate of Completion says otherwise.

I mean, I only took that class because I heard Sanna was in it and maybe we could chat during the Zoom......but still.

7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Because when you get old you realize that the naive and idealistic view of the world that you’d held your entire life was completely and utterly wrong. 

This explains the olds and all their political choices driven by nuance and understanding

Airlines force retirement at age 65, so that would work, too.  Running our country is at least as important as getting airline passengers to their destination safely.  Fucking Boomers fucking things up.

Tut tut. Age 67/68 is eventually coming down the pike.

Management: see, we don't need to fund your retirement. Fly till you die.

Now back to hot northern Europeans plz.
5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


Tut tut. Age 67/68 is eventually coming down the pike.

Management: see, we don't need to fund your retirement. Fly till you die.

Now back to hot northern Europeans plz.

Regardless of 65 or 67/68, I'd say that's a fair analogy.  If you're too old to fly a commercial airliner, you're too old to run the country.

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

“Prime Ministers should never have fun!” is a pretty stupid take. 

seriously.

criticized for going to music festivals? shit, i'd rather have a leader doing cool young people shit like music festivals than old white man shit like golfing. 

hell yeah, go have your kind of fun.

i love finland. the people are nice. the food is fucking weird, but as long as you like salty fish, you should be good.

Just now, hayden_horn said:

seriously.

criticized for going to music festivals? shit, i'd rather have a leader doing cool young people shit like music festivals than old white man shit like golfing. 

hell yeah, go have your kind of fun.

i love finland. the people are nice. the food is fucking weird, but as long as you like salty fish, you should be good.

They eat that salty licorice shit that all the scandinavian types love.  Not a fan.

But they're attractive, love to party, and kill the shit out of Russians.  All things considered, I love 'em.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

They eat that salty licorice shit that all the scandinavian types love.  Not a fan.

But they're attractive, love to party, and kill the shit out of Russians.  All things considered, I love 'em.

also, they have the most heavy metal bands per capita:

https://finland.fi/arts-culture/finnish-metropolises-vie-to-win-capital-of-metal/#:~:text=Finland is the heavy metal,other nation in the world.

 

I have previously observed that the fact that we now lust after heads of government reflects just how fucking old we've gotten.

 

 

But in this case, fuck that.  I'd have lusted after Sanna Marin 20 years ago.

-Mom can we get a Sanna Marin?

-We have a Sanna Marin at home. 
 

sanna marin at home: 

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2 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

But in this case, fuck that.  I'd have lusted after Sanna Marin 20 years ago.

She was born November 16, 1985. So, 20 years ago she was 16. 

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3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Honest question. Why do every generation's OLD people seem like they are all grumpy fucking assholes? It seems like OLD fucks mostly care about keeping status quo no matter how fucked up things are or are expected to become, just so that they can die in peace. The don't give a fuck what they means for their grandkids and their grandkids.

Are we all destined to become selfish pricks?

Mark my words, when im 65 years i promise to vote for some hot young babes who seem down to party

3 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

-Mom can we get a Sanna Marin?

-We have a Sanna Marin at home. 
 

sanna marin at home: 

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Just now, 52-80 said:

Mark my words, when im 65 years i promise to vote for some hot young babes who seem down to party

I won't be able to do so, because I'll have a conflict of interest, because they'll all be romantically/physically entangled with me.

Goals and such.

17 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

She was born November 16, 1985. So, 20 years ago she was 16. 

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Pretty sure there is an exemption if it is above the Arctic Circle

Just now, Shoxthemonkey said:

Pretty sure there is an exemption if it is above the Arctic Circle

Is that a euphemism? 

22 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

She was born November 16, 1985. So, 20 years ago she was 16. 

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I SAID WHAT I SAID!!!

6 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Pretty sure there is an exemption if it is above the Arctic Circle

Besides, when am I ever going to be back in Helsinki?

2 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

“Prime Ministers should never have fun!” is a pretty stupid take. 

You realize what board you are visiting, right?

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

Sanna is fine and all but I prefer Estonia's PM:

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You ain't wrong.

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PM in the streets. 
BDSM in the sheets. 

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

Now watch us go elect one of the Kardashians.

 

I've certainly fucked worse.

I mean, most of us would probably be willing to wager you've never fucked better. Then again, who knows, you could very well be Pete Davidson. 

And while we're discussing matters of political import in Finland, their government is actually a coalition government.  The leaders of that coalition are:

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We have Joe, Chuck and Nancy, and Turtle McConnell.  Finland wins by 1,000 miles.

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

2, 4, 1, 3 is the only right answer. 

I'd switch 2 and 3. 

Man.  All y'all sleeping on who you have as 4.  She's super cute.  And she unquestionably knows what's up.

1 hour ago, Dahobbs said:

She was born November 16, 1985. So, 20 years ago she was 16. 

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Only 3 weeks younger than me, so not a problem here.

Man.  All y'all sleeping on who you have as 4.  She's super cute.  And she unquestionably knows what's up.

Yeah, I think her hair style is throwing people off.

4, 2, 1, 3 for me.
54 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Man.  All y'all sleeping on who you have as 4.  She's super cute.  And she unquestionably knows what's up.

Wait, which system are we using here? Is 4 2? 

31 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Wait, which system are we using here? Is 4 2? 

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7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

And while we're discussing matters of political import in Finland, their government is actually a coalition government.  The leaders of that coalition are:

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We have Joe, Chuck and Nancy, and Turtle McConnell.  Finland wins by 1,000 miles.

4, 3, 1, 2. 

8 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

seriously.

criticized for going to music festivals? shit, i'd rather have a leader doing cool young people shit like music festivals than old white man shit like golfing. 

hell yeah, go have your kind of fun.

i love finland. the people are nice. the food is fucking weird, but as long as you like salty fish, you should be good.

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7 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

2,1. Because shoes.

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8 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

I'd switch 2 and 3. 

I am willing to consider your supporting evidence counselor. 

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7 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

4, 2, 1, 3 for me.

This is very wrong. 

9 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

but as long as you like salty fish,

Had a bit of swedish duck last time I was over there, and it was pretty choice. 

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