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On 8/20/2022 at 3:32 PM, atomheartbevo said:

This is what needs to happen.  We need a lot more Scandinavian and Baltic women to film themselves dancing.

 

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slow the cuts down for Pete’s sake.

because they want the world to be what it was before it moved on without them

If only. Would have to go CR to discuss policies, rights and ideals from the last century that we have taken for granted and are vulnerable.

She absolutely has a right to party. The questionable action is filming it like a damn teenager. 

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slow the cuts down for Pete’s sake.

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15 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

 

Yes, it was settled in the landmark Supreme Court decision, Beastie Boys v Hypocritical Pops. Samuel Alito wrote a concurrence where he argued that while you do have the right to party, you do not have the right to your best porno mag, so your mom can throw it away.

The more I watch the video, the clearer it becomes that she is wanting me and that this video is her way of signaling me to come join her.

24 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

The more I watch the video, the clearer it becomes that she is wanting me and that this video is her way of signaling me to come join her.

 

 

Today Sanna had to follow up and say sorry not only for partying, but for hosting a party where hot Finnish girls made out and took off their shirts. This has to be some kind of ruse to get elected Presidentrix of the world. 
 

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And here I didn't think I could love her even more than I already do.

Silly me.

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And here I didn't think I could love her even more than I already do.

Silly me.

how many times did you try to click the Play arrow? 

14 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

how many times did you try to click the Play arrow? 

Sorry, didn't see your post, was busy clicking the Play arrow.

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32 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

how many times did you try to click the Play arrow? 

Does your mice wear out? - Page 3

 

4 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

how many times did you try to click the Play arrow? 

4.

4 times for me.

Anxiously awaiting the X-rated “PMs Gone Wild: Uncensored” video distribution.

Wait, no I’m not.

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On 8/19/2022 at 10:11 AM, 52-80 said:

 

if she tests positive for ecstasy, shrooms, or weed, thats just gonna make me fall more in love.

 

I'd even let a little coke slide as well.

 

 

14 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

how many times did you try to click the Play arrow? 

 

still clicking twelve hours later.

 

It played for me.  Y'all should restart your computer.  MIA should reset his passwords.

On 8/24/2022 at 4:50 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

Today Sanna had to follow up and say sorry not only for partying, but for hosting a party where hot Finnish girls made out and took off their shirts. This has to be some kind of ruse to get elected Presidentrix of the world. 
 

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Jamarkus McFarland does not approve

On 8/24/2022 at 4:50 PM, 956 Worldwide said:

Today Sanna had to follow up and say sorry not only for partying, but for hosting a party where hot Finnish girls made out and took off their shirts. This has to be some kind of ruse to get elected Presidentrix of the world. 
 

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Ke sera tata 

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On 8/18/2022 at 2:02 PM, The Dog said:

Sanna is fine and all but I prefer Estonia's PM:

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Congrats to Kaja Kallas for winning re-election. It was a bad day for fascists. 

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



Congrats to Kaja Kallas for winning re-election. It was a bad day for fascists. 

In two months, I'll be in Helsinki, and then Tallinn.  I told my wife that while we're there, I'm gonna make my best pitch to both of em.  She told me good luck.  I'm pretty sure she'd join in if I managed to get Sanna Marin on board, so there's that.

15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

In two months, I'll be in Helsinki, and then Tallinn.  I told my wife that while we're there, I'm gonna make my best pitch to both of em.  She told me good luck.  I'm pretty sure she'd join in if I managed to get Sanna Marin on board, so there's that.


Per capita, Baltic women are the most beautiful on the planet ---- and TALL. 

Regarding Kaja Kallas: I could get behind her platform, if you know what I mean. 

Edited by Horn Under a Bad Sign

On 3/6/2023 at 7:15 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Per capita, Baltic women are the most beautiful on the planet ---- and TALL. 
 

correct.  riga latvia was insane.  but for tall beautiful women, the dutch also do it well.

If you ever find yourself drinking no-alcohol Heineken listening to brisket talk about his upcoming trip to Finland and how hot he finds their prime minister, and you’re flanked by a priest and his wife who magically can’t hear him…congrats, you’re stuck in the same simulation as me.  

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

If you ever find yourself drinking no-alcohol Heineken listening to brisket talk about his upcoming trip to Finland and how hot he finds their prime minister, and you’re flanked by a priest and his wife who magically can’t hear him…congrats, you’re stuck in the same simulation as me.  

1 -- my wife already knows I'm taking my shot with Sanna.

2 -- he's a priest, I think of it as free confession time.

3 -- IDGAF, because Sanna Marin.

I regret nothing.

  • 4 weeks later...

There's a lot to unpack in that clip.  First of all, the anchorwoman stole her outfit from Marcia Brady.  And I'd like to see Marcia Brady scissor the former PM, Sanna Marin who is a smokeshow and aging well.  Finally, the new Finish PM looks like and has the body language of our own George Santos.  

And Finland looks like it's joining NATO with Turkey's blessing?

Of course this will make Putin mad which typically means it's a good thing.

Edited by HamsterHookah

41 minutes ago, HamsterHookah said:

And Finland looks like it's joining NATO with Turkey's blessing?

Officially joining tomorrow.

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