March 25, 20187 yr Author Life isn't always fair. Just think. The next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.
March 26, 20187 yr I'd known her for years. We used to go to all the police functions together. Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I think she had her music. She'd hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. I don't recall her playing an instrument or being able to carry a tune. Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year. In fact, I bought her a harp for Christmas. She asked me what it was.
March 29, 20187 yr It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.
March 29, 20187 yr 18 hours ago, Modessit said: I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout Leader. That's from the sequel; along with "I've been swimming in raw sewage, and I LOVE IT."
March 29, 20187 yr It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day....
March 29, 20187 yr 45 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.... Goodyear?
March 29, 20187 yr "We're sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then."
March 29, 20187 yr Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 - 50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.
March 29, 20187 yr I'm Lieutenant Frank Drebin, Police Squad! And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!
March 29, 20187 yr 59 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said: Heroin... heroin, Frank. Uh, Nordberg... that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one.
March 29, 20187 yr 36 minutes ago, swTXSU said: Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! My God, he really was innocent! He went to the chair 2 years ago, Frank
March 31, 20187 yr It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans...but this is our hill. And these are our beans.
April 2, 20187 yr On 3/30/2018 at 11:37 AM, Seasick Sailor said: Ed, he's got a picture of your wife. Ethel!!!!
April 2, 20187 yr Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.
April 2, 20187 yr Can we include the other 2 movies? Lots of gold there as well. And maybe the TV Series.
April 2, 20187 yr This movie will never not be funny. It's absolutely timeless. My son is 10 and he fucking loves it.
April 5, 20187 yr This may be my absolute favorite It’s absolutely ruined my ability to watch a slide in baseball.
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