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Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards.

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Sexual assault with a concrete dildo?

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out.

 I'd known her for years. We used to go to all the police functions together. Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I think she had her music. She'd hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. I don't recall her playing an instrument or being able to carry a tune. Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year. In fact, I bought her a harp for Christmas. She asked me what it was.

I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout Leader.

It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

You wanna take a dingy??

No...I took care of that at the press conference. 

18 hours ago, Modessit said:

I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout Leader.

That's from the sequel; along with "I've been swimming in raw sewage, and I LOVE IT."

It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day....

45 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day....

Goodyear?


"We're sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then."

Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 - 50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.

I'm Lieutenant Frank Drebin, Police Squad!

And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!

 

59 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Heroin... heroin, Frank.

Uh, Nordberg... that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one.

Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! My God, he really was innocent!

36 minutes ago, swTXSU said:

Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! My God, he really was innocent!

 He went to the chair 2 years ago, Frank

I can't hear you, don't fire the gun while you talk!

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans...but this is our hill. And these are our beans.

Ed, he's got a picture of your wife.
Is anybody else sleeping with his wife?
On 3/30/2018 at 11:37 AM, Seasick Sailor said:

Ed, he's got a picture of your wife.

Ethel!!!!

Nice to meet you Mr. Papsmear.


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Everywhere I look something reminds me of her.

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Hey Al, you’ve got something on the side of your face.
No, the other side.

 Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.

Can we include the other 2 movies? Lots of gold there as well. And maybe the TV Series.

This movie will never not be funny. It's absolutely timeless. My son is 10 and he fucking loves it.

This may be my absolute favorite

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It’s absolutely ruined my ability to watch a slide in baseball.

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It’s funny how they used the same fat unathletic guy for most of those
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TIL that Mayor Barkley is the same actress who played Olivia Soprano. RIP.

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