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Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards.

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#8

 I'd known her for years. We used to go to all the police functions together. Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I think she had her music. She'd hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. I don't recall her playing an instrument or being able to carry a tune. Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year. In fact, I bought her a harp for Christmas. She asked me what it was.

#12

It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

#14
18 hours ago, Modessit said:

I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout Leader.

That's from the sequel; along with "I've been swimming in raw sewage, and I LOVE IT."

#16

It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day....

#18
45 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day....

Goodyear?

#20


"We're sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then."

#23

I'm Lieutenant Frank Drebin, Police Squad!

And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!

 

#24
59 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Heroin... heroin, Frank.

Uh, Nordberg... that's a pretty tall order. You're gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one.

#26
36 minutes ago, swTXSU said:

Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! My God, he really was innocent!

 He went to the chair 2 years ago, Frank

#41

 Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat.

#43

This movie will never not be funny. It's absolutely timeless. My son is 10 and he fucking loves it.

#44

This may be my absolute favorite

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It’s absolutely ruined my ability to watch a slide in baseball.

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