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I just think everyone here needs reminding every so often. It's pretty rare to be a part of a place this cool on the internet these days. I know everyone here bitches about everything and then some - including me - but I always come back to this community because it's such a rare enclave of intellectualism, off-brand humor, sports-knowledge and of course general shitheadery that is also virtually uncensored. 

And yeah - the world is a fucked up place and we all have our own reasons for thinking so. But talking about it here takes the sting away for a lot of us. Including me.

There's just nothing else like it. There really isn't. I have to take breaks because sometimes I get too worked up about shit that I've posted on here. But I always come back. 

That's it. 

 

Gave the Rage emoji only to help you toward getting all 6 rep responses for the post. Not actual rage.

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3 hours ago, ztejas said:

I just think everyone here needs reminding every so often. It's pretty rare to be a part of a place this cool on the internet these days. I know everyone here bitches about everything and then some - including me - but I always come back to this community because it's such a rare enclave of intellectualism, off-brand humor, sports-knowledge and of course general shitheadery that is also virtually uncensored. 

And yeah - the world is a fucked up place and we all have our own reasons for thinking so. But talking about it here takes the sting away for a lot of us. Including me.

There's just nothing else like it. There really isn't. I have to take breaks because sometimes I get too worked up about shit that I've posted on here. But I always come back. 

That's it. 

 

I love it.

very smart people talking about current relevant topics.  I go here to get my politics, weather, football, and crazy random news fix. 

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4 hours ago, ztejas said:

I just think everyone here needs reminding every so often. It's pretty rare to be a part of a place this cool on the internet these days. I know everyone here bitches about everything and then some - including me - but I always come back to this community because it's such a rare enclave of intellectualism, off-brand humor, sports-knowledge and of course general shitheadery that is also virtually uncensored. 

And yeah - the world is a fucked up place and we all have our own reasons for thinking so. But talking about it here takes the sting away for a lot of us. Including me.

There's just nothing else like it. There really isn't. I have to take breaks because sometimes I get too worked up about shit that I've posted on here. But I always come back. 

That's it. 

 

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7 hours ago, ztejas said:

I just think everyone here needs reminding every so often. It's pretty rare to be a part of a place this cool on the internet these days. I know everyone here bitches about everything and then some - including me - but I always come back to this community because it's such a rare enclave of intellectualism, off-brand humor, sports-knowledge and of course general shitheadery that is also virtually uncensored. 

And yeah - the world is a fucked up place and we all have our own reasons for thinking so. But talking about it here takes the sting away for a lot of us. Including me.

There's just nothing else like it. There really isn't. I have to take breaks because sometimes I get too worked up about shit that I've posted on here. But I always come back. 

That's it. 

 

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Stay out of the CR and put everyone who annoys you on ignore and yep, site is awesome.

It was nice having a platform to enrage simpleminded Astros fans (is there any other kind?) but after they pushed our faces in the mattress this year it’s not fun anymore. 
 

I do think people in general take this site to seriously, who gives a shit what anon online people think about you or say. 

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

It was nice having a platform to enrage simpleminded Astros fans (is there any other kind?) but after they pushed our faces in the mattress this year it’s not fun anymore. 
 

I do think people in general take this site to seriously, who gives a shit what anon online people think about you or say. 

Why stop at this year. It’s literally every year for going on a decade. 

13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Why stop at this year. It’s literally every year for going on a decade. 

This is the first year it’s been legit. 17-19 you guys were rampantly cheating, 20-21 it was pretty even. This year we just fucking suck and will miss the playoffs probably. At least it puts a damper on that “series of the year” talk earlier.

20 minutes ago, Helobious said:

It was nice having a platform to enrage simpleminded Astros fans (is there any other kind?) but after they pushed our faces in the mattress this year it’s not fun anymore. 
 

I do think people in general take this site to seriously, who gives a shit what anon online people think about you or say. 

too seriously

10 minutes ago, Helobious said:

This is the first year it’s been legit. 17-19 you guys were rampantly cheating, 20-21 it was pretty even. This year we just fucking suck and will miss the playoffs probably. At least it puts a damper on that “series of the year” talk earlier.

Every team was cheating, including your vaunted Yankees.  Get over it.

29 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

too seriously

I view seriously as a destination. 

9 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Gave the Rage emoji only to help you toward getting all 6 rep responses for the post. Not actual rage.

added drool, now he's got 5.

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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

It was nice having a platform to enrage simpleminded Astros fans (is there any other kind?) but after they pushed our faces in the mattress this year it’s not fun anymore. 
 

I do think people in general take this site to seriously, who gives a shit what anon online people think about you or say. 

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2 hours ago, Parliament said:

Stay out of the CR and put everyone who annoys you on ignore and yep, site is awesome.

Does anyone know what Parliament posted, I have him on ignore?

I'm still not going to sleep with you man.  I'm flattered, but it's not gonna happen.

I'm still not going to sleep with you man.  I'm flattered, but it's not gonna happen.

What if he brings donuts and Allsup’s burritos?
5 minutes ago, Hate said:


What if he brings donuts and Allsup’s burritos?

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11 hours ago, ztejas said:

I just think everyone here needs reminding every so often. It's pretty rare to be a part of a place this cool on the internet these days. I know everyone here bitches about everything and then some - including me - but I always come back to this community because it's such a rare enclave of intellectualism, off-brand humor, sports-knowledge and of course general shitheadery that is also virtually uncensored. 

And yeah - the world is a fucked up place and we all have our own reasons for thinking so. But talking about it here takes the sting away for a lot of us. Including me.

There's just nothing else like it. There really isn't. I have to take breaks because sometimes I get too worked up about shit that I've posted on here. But I always come back. 

That's it. 

 

Fuck you and the whole bunch of self-congratulatory fucks that repped you. I hope you were high as fuck last night. 

3 minutes ago, RPM said:

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This place will lose it when the Surly Pee Pee tapes are leaked. 

I came here looking for my pants…. and the titties.

Not necessarily in that order.

It’s good to know there is a community of Bates College grads and fans out here that I can connect with. That’s why we are all here, right? 

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12 hours ago, ztejas said:

But I always come back.

I always come back to your momma's house.

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

This is you on Surly. Friends don't let friends Surly.

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11 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

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5,6,7,8

9,10,11,12

I'd do 1 and then 12 immediately after to experience all the tricks she learned in her downward path of whoring herself for drugs.

56 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Fuck you and the whole bunch of self-congratulatory fucks that repped you. I hope you were high as fuck last night. 

Oh for fuck’s sake Hefeweizen I was fucking around. 

9 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Oh for fuck’s sake Hefeweizen I was fucking around. 

I know but I was participating in the spirit of the thread.  Send me a fuck you back if it hurt your fucking feelings, or don’t.

8 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

I know but I was participating in the spirit of the thread.  Send me a fuck you back if it hurt your fucking feelings, or don’t.

God I hate this site…

12 hours ago, ztejas said:

I just think everyone here needs reminding every so often. It's pretty rare to be a part of a place this cool on the internet these days. I know everyone here bitches about everything and then some - including me - but I always come back to this community because it's such a rare enclave of intellectualism, off-brand humor, sports-knowledge and of course general shitheadery that is also virtually uncensored. 

And yeah - the world is a fucked up place and we all have our own reasons for thinking so. But talking about it here takes the sting away for a lot of us. Including me.

There's just nothing else like it. There really isn't. I have to take breaks because sometimes I get too worked up about shit that I've posted on here. But I always come back. 

That's it. 

 

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1 hour ago, Hefeweizen said:

I know but I was participating in the spirit of the thread.  Send me a fuck you back if it hurt your fucking feelings, or don’t.

Just cuz..... Now can we go back to tracking world events, stupid stories and making fun of little brother? That is why we are all here right? 

And fuck the Yankees. 

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10 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

And fuck the Yankees. 

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14 hours ago, ztejas said:

I just think everyone here needs reminding every so often. It's pretty rare to be a part of a place this cool on the internet these days. I know everyone here bitches about everything and then some - including me - but I always come back to this community because it's such a rare enclave of intellectualism, off-brand humor, sports-knowledge and of course general shitheadery that is also virtually uncensored. 

And yeah - the world is a fucked up place and we all have our own reasons for thinking so. But talking about it here takes the sting away for a lot of us. Including me.

There's just nothing else like it. There really isn't. I have to take breaks because sometimes I get too worked up about shit that I've posted on here. But I always come back. 

That's it. 

 

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7 hours ago, Parliament said:

Stay out of the CR and put everyone who annoys you on ignore and yep, site is awesome.

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26 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

The best bunch of assholes on the interwebz. 

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24 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Just cuz..... Now can we go back to tracking world events, stupid stories and making fun of little brother? That is why we are all here right? 

And fuck the Yankees. 

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I just want to say that I’d rather be here with you assholes than with the finest people in the world. 

14 hours ago, ztejas said:

I always come back to this community because it's such a rare enclave of intellectualism

You’re welcome . . .

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