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Furk.  This 5pm kickoff on Halloween annoys.

I can't watch on the big TV in the den because it will appear that someone is home for the fucking trick or treaters.  Looks like the smaller TV in the bedroom.  

Good thing I don't care too much about the game.

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1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Furk.  This 5pm kickoff on Halloween annoys.

I can't watch on the big TV in the den because it will appear that someone is home for the fucking trick or treaters.  Looks like the smaller TV in the bedroom.  

Good thing I don't care too much about the game.

Game's at 3pm on FOX...

 

Didn't they beat our ass last time we played on Halloween night?

Game's at 3pm on FOX...
 
Oh, good. We typically shit our pants in primetime games. We only sometimes shit our pants in afternoon games.
24 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Game's at 3pm on FOX...

 

 

Lots of possible upsets going on early... are Okie Lite folks nervous?? 😁

 

Don't be -- TEXAS has this guy callin' plays today

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Lots of possible upsets going on early... are Okie Lite folks nervous?? [emoji16]
 
Don't be -- TEXAS has this guy callin' plays today
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Still nervous. Actually, I’m in “we’re going to lose so I’m already in acceptance mode “.

Wait, we shit our pants? No wai!

As it was, as it is, as it always will be.

You guys,  Please beat blOU!!!

(Sorry your QB gave away the game today...)

Don't win many games with four turnovers and two critical special teams fuck ups.

Seems like an unsportsmanlike penalty maybe??  😁

 

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Seems like an unsportsmanlike penalty maybe??  😁

 

That is some bullshit right there.  Big 12 office should definitely get involved,  perhaps a sternly worded letter. 

Very bush league but par for the course. 

Anyone see them throwing the seat cushions towards the field postgame?

17 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

That is some bullshit right there.  Big 12 office should definitely get involved,  perhaps a sternly worded letter. 

Very bush league but par for the course. 

Anyone see them throwing the seat cushions towards the field postgame?

Bush league AKA big12

I honestly don't know if this tweet is real, or just a joke??

 

Edited by LTtxfan

On 11/1/2020 at 8:09 PM, LTtxfan said:

I honestly don't know if this tweet is real, or just a joke??

 

Ok I guess tweet was legit...   😂  

 

Yeah I’m a Poke and the lines on the scoreboard was stupid, agreed.  Bring back Busey

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38 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Yeah I’m a Poke and the lines on the scoreboard was stupid, agreed.  Bring back Busey

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That doesn't embarrass you even a little? 

13 hours ago, B00M said:

That doesn't embarrass you even a little? 

Using the video board as a distraction or that it’s an insane Gary Busey?  If it’s the former, not really.  And if it’s the latter:

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14 hours ago, Homercles said:

Yeah I’m a Poke and the lines on the scoreboard was stupid, agreed.  Bring back Busey

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First thought that was photoshopped last year

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1 hour ago, Homercles said:

Using the video board as a distraction or that it’s an insane Gary Busey?  If it’s the former, not really.  And if it’s the latter:

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GIMME A PHAT BEAT!

1 hour ago, Homercles said:

Using the video board as a distraction or that it’s an insane Gary Busey?  If it’s the former, not really.  And if it’s the latter:

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Why yes, those 90s era graphic quality videos are embarrassing. It's cool man, your school just has no standard or tradition or shame. 

 

3 hours ago, B00M said:

Why yes, those 90s era graphic quality videos are embarrassing. It's cool man, your school just has no standard or tradition or shame. 

 

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5 hours ago, Homercles said:

Using the video board as a distraction or that it’s an insane Gary Busey?  If it’s the former, not really.  And if it’s the latter:

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This. Busey is greatness. Yellow lines are bush league, although I bet from field level it's not as big a distraction as one might think. Either way, I think the league said to stop doing it, so that's that.

5 hours ago, Homercles said:

Using the video board as a distraction or that it’s an insane Gary Busey?  If it’s the former, not really.  And if it’s the latter:

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You can go straight to hell.  The Texas minotaur video is the best thing EVAR!

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

This. Busey is greatness. Yellow lines are bush league, although I bet from field level it's not as big a distraction as one might think. Either way, I think the league said to stop doing it, so that's that.

And next they'll have to tell you not to strobe the stadium lights on a key 4th down or when a ball is snapped to a punter? Oh, was that wrong? Busey, lines, your stands being 5 ft from the playing field, it's all bush. Be better. 

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5 hours ago, B00M said:

And next they'll have to tell you not to strobe the stadium lights on a key 4th down or when a ball is snapped to a punter? Oh, was that wrong? Busey, lines, your stands being 5 ft from the playing field, it's all bush. Be better. 

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6 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

That's kind of how we roll.  :D 

This is much better for Okie Lite... 😋

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Just now, LTtxfan said:

This is much better for Okie Lite... 😋

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I'll allow it.

 

Ahhhh memories... 

Beat blOU !!!

But if yah don't, I might have found a scenario where blOU wins out and still misses the B12 Championship Game.... 😁

K-State vs Okie Lite in B12 CCG scenario with a 4-way tie...

  • K-State        7-2     (losses to Okie Lite and WVU)
  • Okie Lite      7-2     (losses to TEXAS and blOU)
  • Iowa State   7-2    (losses to Okie Lite and K-State)
  • blOU              7-2    (losses to K-State and Iowa State)

(TEXAS would have to lose to both Iowa State and K-State for this to happen.)

 

Edited by LTtxfan

33 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Beat blOU !!!

But if yah don't, I might have found a scenario where blOU wins out and still misses the B12 Championship Game.... 😁

K-State vs Okie Lite in B12 CCG scenario with a 4-way tie...

  • K-State        7-2     (losses to Okie Lite and WVU)
  • Okie Lite      7-2     (losses to TEXAS and blOU)
  • Iowa State   7-2    (losses to Okie Lite and K-State)
  • blOU              7-2    (losses to K-State and Iowa State)

(TEXAS would have to lose to both Iowa State and K-State for this to happen.)

 

OU would indeed be out in this scenario, but WVU and Texas wouldn't factor into the equation. Assuming OU wins bedlam, and assuming KSU beats ISU this weekend (the only scenario in which both can finish 7-2), the CCG would indeed be KSU v OSU, based on the following records among the group:

OSU 2-1 (beat KSU and ISU, lose to OU)

KSU 2-1 (beat OU and ISU, lost to OSU)

ISU 1-2 (beat OU, lost to KSU and OSU)

OU 1-2 (beat OSU, lost to KSU and ISU)

 

It's hate week lite in Oklahoma. On the ESPN show following our team, they caught Gundy yelling at someone that the KSU band was playing when they weren't supposed to be. Some genius mashed it up here. Greatness. Fuck OU.

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2 hours ago, 'stache said:

OU would indeed be out in this scenario, but WVU and Texas wouldn't factor into the equation. Assuming OU wins bedlam, and assuming KSU beats ISU this weekend (the only scenario in which both can finish 7-2), the CCG would indeed be KSU v OSU, based on the following records among the group:

OSU 2-1 (beat KSU and ISU, lose to OU)

KSU 2-1 (beat OU and ISU, lost to OSU)

ISU 1-2 (beat OU, lost to KSU and OSU)

OU 1-2 (beat OSU, lost to KSU and ISU)

 

That was indeed my point -- you took it a bit further by explaining why in this scenario,  the tiebreaker results in a B12 CCG of Okie Lite vs K-State

Thanks!!

 

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'It Will Be A Real Challenge For Our Defense' | OSU Roundup | Mike Gundy Previews Bedlam

 

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Mike Gundy on QB Spencer Sanders & facing the Oklahoma Sooners pass rush: "I feel really good about where Spencer is with his composure, he's turned a 360 from where he was, at this time last year."

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He still turns the ball over like crazy. His pocket presence sucks, he waits to long to tuck and run, and he fumbles when sacked from behind because he can't feel the pressure. He has all the physical tools to be great, but his QB brain isn't close to being there yet, and certainly not "360 degrees" better from this time last year.  Better, maybe, but not by as much. He should be further along by now, but he is not.

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2 hours ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

Isn’t a 360 pretty much where you started?

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2 hours ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

Isn’t a 360 pretty much where you started?

Didn't even register with me, lol. Classic Gundy. I bet he says "irregardless" and "I could care less" all the time.

2 hours ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

Isn’t a 360 pretty much where you started?

My thoughts exactly. I would say Grundy was spot on in that evaluation 

Can't wait to see what excruciating way we lose this weekend and help OU back into another Big 12 title.

19 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Can't wait to see what excruciating way we lose this weekend and help OU back into another Big 12 title.

My guess, they keep it close for 3+ quarters, then blow us out at the end. So not only do we get blown out, they kept us up for the whole game. I’d prefer they just curb stomp us as expected and I can be in bed by halftime to avoid a hangover.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

My guess, they keep it close for 3+ quarters, then blow us out at the end. So not only do we get blown out, they kept us up for the whole game. I’d prefer they just curb stomp us as expected and I can be in bed by halftime to avoid a hangover.

Here's 'stache after an Okie Lite victory in Bedlam this Saturday...

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