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Which tailgates will you attend? 62 members have voted

  1. 1. Tailgates

    • ULM
      19
    • BAMA
      34
    • UTSA
      21
    • WVU
      17
    • ISU
      14
    • TCU
      23
    • BAY
      16
    • None
      13
  2. 2. Interested in hosting with a budget?

    • Yes for ULM
      1
    • Yes for TCU
      0
    • Yes for BAY
      2
    • Yes for ALL
      0
    • Muledick
      59

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Great tailgate as always! Too damn hot. Hope everyone made it/makes it home safe! Thanks @immamacand @RGBIIIand anyone else who helps do all this ! Y’all rock!

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  • So the plan for next week is to be set up at 7AM or so. I’m going to the game and will bail around 1030 to get to the stands and get a drink etc. it is strongly encouraged for those who don’t have tic

  • Great day with great people. It's such a wonderful privilege to be able to be a part of such a great community.  The bartender was very impressed with the incredible manners and how nice everyone

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Tailgate was top notch. TOP NOTCH!  Tough game, but great to watch it with y'all. Until the next. 

 

Hook 'em!

J.

4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Great tailgate! I feel like a human salt lick now after the game ….

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Good thing the game ended by 4 so y’all could go eat dinner.

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Great day with great people. It's such a wonderful privilege to be able to be a part of such a great community. 

The bartender was very impressed with the incredible manners and how nice everyone was. I thought she was talking about the wrong tailgate for a hot minute. 

2PM next week. See y'all there! 

Had a great time today, love you degenerate assholes!

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Great tailgate as always! Too damn hot. Hope everyone made it/makes it home safe! Thanks @immamacand @RGBIIIand anyone else who helps do all this ! Y’all rock!

It was great seeing you again Nicole! 

Great job, thanks team. That was my 5 year old manning the kegs after we tapped them in the 2nd qtr. Sorry we couldn’t stay later before the tots got fried by the heat. Will donate to fund, wasn’t going to leave cash with that bunch. 

8 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Great tailgate! I feel like a human salt lick now after the game ….

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When I see all the shit talked on Surly every day, this is not what I would expect to see when the posters show up to the tailgate!

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Just made it briefly after the game because had things to do, but thanks @immamac good time as always.

@Nicole44 and @MissingInAction good to see y’all and I know I’ll see y’all soon.

@ztejas if you were there after the game I was trying to figure out who you were. I wasn’t there long. I guess I should have asked someone. I just assumed you were the dude that kept falling down but he didn’t react to my muledick callout. Pretty sure he wandered over from another tailgate.

4 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Is that WULAW slumbered by the flag pole in the second photo?

No. I am in Htown. 

Also, I still forgot to pick up my damn yeti but stole 2 Burnt Endz coozies. And cash. Lots of cash. The bartender at the west side? of the setup was awesome. Matt’s At about 6 tomorrow is anyone is hungry or thirsty for Mexican Martinis.

54 minutes ago, justhookit said:

Just made it briefly after the game because had things to do, but thanks @immamac good time as always.

@Nicole44 and @MissingInAction good to see y’all and I know I’ll see y’all soon.

@ztejas if you were there after the game I was trying to figure out who you were. I wasn’t there long. I guess I should have asked someone. I just assumed you were the dude that kept falling down but he didn’t react to my muledick callout. Pretty sure he wandered over from another tailgate.

@ztejas was probably the one yelling about how herman was a better coach. 

6 hours ago, Viper said:

@ztejas was probably the one yelling about how herman was a better coach. 

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Fuck bama!

Great tailgate once it got rolling.

My favorite moment was a Bama fan talking mad shit then saw Tinley a few feet away, and said "I'm not making it out of here alive, am I?"

That feeling you get when you know it's coming, and it can't be stopped.

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We're Texas! Now that's a flyover!

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"Well the house is a rockin' don't bother knockin'
Yeah the house is a rockin' don't bother knockin'
Yeah the house is a rockin' don't bother come on in

Walkin' up the street you can hear the sound
Of some bad honky tonkers really layin' it down
They've seen it all for years and got nothin' to lose

So get down on the floor shimmy 'til you shake sumpin' loose"

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My favorite pic of the day,

I know the kid is from Texas, ... wearing Alabama colors, grandpa? decked out in Crimson, parents in neutral black ...

Admirable kid, watched and learned, no complaining, after sitting in the heat & the sun for 4 hours.

Him, and his parents stayed for The Eyes of Texas, as did most everybody in the house.

Little guy had seen the "Hook 'Em Horns" all day, and was looking around to make sure he did it right.

He did.  ( I wasn't going to post his face)

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Only pic I took at the Burnt Ends tailgate; Good times, nice putting faces w/ screen names.

Thanks again & again to @immamacand @RGBIIIand to everyone else who helps make all this happen! 

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14 hours ago, justhookit said:

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I must have been within 10 seats of you based on this pic..

2 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Oh, forgot to post these. Hope @RGBIIIdoes ban me. 

 

 

If this doesn't convince you that the Surly Tailgate is the place to be, I don't know what will.

CDC:

"Dear Surly,

While we appreciate your initiative in the field of NIL, this letter is to provide notice that we have moved your tailgate spot to the abandoned Home Depot location at I-35 and 183.

Again, thanks for all your hard work."

I stopped by for a little while after the game. Great time!

3 hours ago, Godzillatron said:

I must have been within 10 seats of you based on this pic..

You were in his hotel room?

Was a very good time. I don’t remember that much of it. @ztejas you were being a cunt, stop doing that. The rest of y’all were…..fine. Surly horns podcast will be hilarious. Fuck that courier and @immamac don’t hire fuckers off Craigslist lol

9 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Was a very good time. I don’t remember that much of it. @ztejas you were being a cunt, stop doing that. The rest of y’all were…..fine. Surly horns podcast will be hilarious. Fuck that courier and @immamac don’t hire fuckers off Craigslist lol

Fuck that courier man…surly tailgate is like my home away from home. My peeps. Fucking courier…

 

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Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

So did the dude y'all hired to bring the booze just fuck everything up? 

tldr, the chick immamac hired flaked out, wouldnt give him the dropoff tag back, and we were saved with booze by the dj/bartender/the dj's mom. they were fucking awesome

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10 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

So did the dude y'all hired to bring the booze just fuck everything up? 

Yeah - they bought all of it and had everything packed up and ready to go at my house in zilker - all it needed was to be dropped off and kegs picked up and dropped off and then they were supposed to run ice and whatever and get the Matt's El Rancho after the game. It was totally fine once the stuff arrived - just got there 3 1/2 hours late

26 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

 @ztejas you were being a cunt, stop doing that. 

Are ppl seriously shoulder checking derka still? 

6 hours ago, Godzillatron said:

I must have been within 10 seats of you based on this pic..

29C row 59. Sorry about the cussing at the end.

How much money did we raise for Burnt Endz?  How do I send my 1 times $100 in?

Damn who got Leslie to DJ for a bunch of weirdos? I don't know her, but I've seen her on Rainey, Las Perlas, etc. She's legit.

On 9/11/2022 at 7:36 PM, RGBIII said:

Was a very good time. I don’t remember that much of it. @ztejas you were being a cunt, stop doing that. The rest of y’all were…..fine. Surly horns podcast will be hilarious. Fuck that courier and @immamac don’t hire fuckers off Craigslist lol

Yeah I got too drunk and too worked up and behaved uncouthly with some passerbys after the game. Not proud of it and fully deserve the call out. 

Apologies if I took away from anyone's experience - I believe I was generally helpful and welcoming before and during the game.

Tailgate was great once it got going. The folks I brought said they had a blast. 

Keep it up. May sit the next few plays out. 

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19 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Yeah I got too drunk and too worked up and behaved uncouthly with some passerbys after the game. Not proud of it and fully deserve the call out. 

Apologies if I took away from anyone's experience - I believe I was generally helpful and welcoming before and during the game.

Tailgate was great once it got going. The folks I brought said they had a blast. 

Keep it up. May sit the next few plays out. 

Don’t even sweat it. See you for UTSA. 

11 hours ago, ztejas said:

Yeah I got too drunk and too worked up and behaved uncouthly with some passerbys after the game. Not proud of it and fully deserve the call out. 

Apologies if I took away from anyone's experience - I believe I was generally helpful and welcoming before and during the game.

Tailgate was great once it got going. The folks I brought said they had a blast. 

Keep it up. May sit the next few plays out. 

Get your shit together- it’s “passersby”.  

I made it by pregame with my daughter.  I knew I couldn't come back after the game.  It was mainly a scouting mission as we were scrambling to get the lay of the land in terms of tailgate tents and head to the stadium.   I was able to grab a koozie and say hello to a couple of people.  Thanks for getting this all set up.  Hope I can make it back this year and really put some Internet IDs with some faces.

12 hours ago, ztejas said:

Yeah I got too drunk and too worked up and behaved uncouthly with some passerbys after the game. Not proud of it and fully deserve the call out. 

Apologies if I took away from anyone's experience - I believe I was generally helpful and welcoming before and during the game.

Tailgate was great once it got going. The folks I brought said they had a blast. 

Keep it up. May sit the next few plays out. 

Lol youre good

22 hours ago, ztejas said:

Yeah I got too drunk and too worked up and behaved uncouthly with some passerbys after the game. Not proud of it and fully deserve the call out. 

Apologies if I took away from anyone's experience - I believe I was generally helpful and welcoming before and during the game.

Tailgate was great once it got going. The folks I brought said they had a blast. 

Keep it up. May sit the next few plays out. 

I accidentally destroyed over 500 dollars worth of booze at a shaggy tailgate a while back. 

All I did was bump into the table and one end collapsed. Time slowed as I watched all those bottles slide down onto the pavement and shatter.

We all make mistakes.

Who the hell put the booze table on the concrete instead of the lawn?  This is like playing cards with my brother’s kids. 

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So the poll as an RSVP is trash. We had about 150 people at tailgate for Bama and probably 250+ that stopped by and didn't stay. 

I guess I'll plan for around 75-80 for UTSA - Malcolm Brown is likely gonna stop by and party with us. 

anyone have a food preference? I'm thinking pizza, salet, and some dessert? 

I'm going to do 10 cases this time. Have 2 leftover and bringing wine. I'll also be pre batching margaritas, but no refills when they are gone! 

 

 

Where is the tailgate located? This will be my first time to attend. First home game I've been able to make in 5 years.  

6 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

The real Malcolm Brown, not the Vic Mackey Facebook Makolmb Brown I hope.

This guy.  adding to his list of athletes.

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

Pinning this so people can just click on it. 

 

 

its tent 91, if that helps anyone. It's also a large canopy rather than a smaller one. 

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