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Which tailgates will you attend? 62 members have voted

  1. 1. Tailgates

    • ULM
      19
    • BAMA
      34
    • UTSA
      21
    • WVU
      17
    • ISU
      14
    • TCU
      23
    • BAY
      16
    • None
      13
  2. 2. Interested in hosting with a budget?

    • Yes for ULM
      1
    • Yes for TCU
      0
    • Yes for BAY
      2
    • Yes for ALL
      0
    • Muledick
      59

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32 minutes ago, immamac said:

But how do we keep them crispy? 

Solar powered air fryers

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  • Surly posters watching the game from the tailgate if the game gets out of hand early...  

  • So the plan for next week is to be set up at 7AM or so. I’m going to the game and will bail around 1030 to get to the stands and get a drink etc. it is strongly encouraged for those who don’t have tic

  • Great day with great people. It's such a wonderful privilege to be able to be a part of such a great community.  The bartender was very impressed with the incredible manners and how nice everyone

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14 minutes ago, immamac said:

I was desperate. Found someone. 

 

I'm a bit late to the post, anything I can do to help or did you get it squared away?

That poor courier doesn't know what they're getting into. 

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Didn't realize this went down last week but was tailgating close by ...  I'll plan on stopping by either before the game of after to witness the carnage.

Will there be folks hanging/watching during the game? If so, would love to drop by. 

Planning to stop by before if I can get the crew up early after what I am sure will be a rougher than planned night of partying tonight.

19 minutes ago, immamac said:

Yes. Game watch party and a full bartender. 

This can be interpreted so many ways. 
im just going to rely on my yettie and ice cold beer. See you tomorrow asshole.

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Yes. Game watch party and a full bartender. 

Fantastic! Looking forward to it. 

I’m glad she doesn’t care about your well being any of the other time. See you tomorrow. Going to try to stop by before the game but if not will be there after.

14 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Friend of mine is worried about my well being tomorrow so she hired a driver and a security guard for me. 

 

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

so she hired a driver and a security guard for me.

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Just scored a ticket so I will definitely come hang out before kickoff. Had a great time at the Tech game last year, and I will be wearing my burnt ends shirt.

I'm I a maybe as well.  Depends on my eta to Austin but would love to stop by and put some faces with Surly Usernames.

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Pretty sure she's joking about the guard. 

I hope she’s not. 

 

Edited by LTtxfan

4 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

I hope she’s not. 

I hope she is.

Head about to hit the pillow. Roommate and his girl are down to come so I'm dragging them with me tomorrow morning. We'll bring some booze. 

See you fucks bright and early. 

7 hours ago, immamac said:

7AM. Bye bitches. 

I’m very jealous. I’m going on a date tonight to some fancy restaurant with my wife and her hot friend and the friends dipshit mason boyfriend. We gave him the choice of Fogo or a French restaurant and he picked French over all you can eat meat so he’s sketchy as far as I’m concerned. It’s at 8:00 pm and we are staying at a nice place downtown so that means:

A) I have to keep it together this morning and drink no more than 12 beers starting now and ending around 2:00 pm,

B) I will be expected to have the sex 2, maybe 3 times in the next 24 hours, and

C) I won’t be able to watch the rest of the college football slate and monitor my many small bets placed this week. 
 

the sacrifices a man must make to have a happy marriage, when instead he could become polluted at a tailgate with a collection of assholes and sociopaths he met on the internet. Good luck and enjoy the debauchery fellas. 
 

12 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m very jealous. I’m going on a date tonight to some fancy restaurant with my wife and her hot friend and the friends dipshit mason boyfriend. We gave him the choice of Fogo or a French restaurant and he picked French over all you can eat meat so he’s sketchy as far as I’m concerned. It’s at 8:00 pm and we are staying at a nice place downtown so that means:

A) I have to keep it together this morning and drink no more than 12 beers starting now and ending around 2:00 pm,

B) I will be expected to have the sex 2, maybe 3 times in the next 24 hours, and

C) I won’t be able to watch the rest of the college football slate and monitor my many small bets placed this week. 
 

the sacrifices a man must make to have a happy marriage, when instead he could become polluted at a tailgate with a collection of assholes and sociopaths he met on the internet. Good luck and enjoy the debauchery fellas. 
 

I respect you setting goals for the day.  A man without a plan is just a............dammit, I had something for this.  See you bitches on the other side.

Enjoy the tailgate today Surly fam. Bummed that I can’t be down there. Shotgun a beer or two or three for me. Hook’em!

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Just now, BornAndRaised said:

Do I just start screaming muledick to attract more surly posters?

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9 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Do I just start screaming muledick to attract more surly posters?

It is known. 

How much money are we planning to make for Burnt Endz at the tailgate today? 
I’m in for $100 regardless (not going to be there) but if you degenerate can raise $10,000 today and we win I’m in for $1,000.00. 
make you pledges make your donations, make the football good again! 

24 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

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So the guy in the backward hat is a day bitch. Gonna get wild.

25 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

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He has arisen!

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