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Which tailgates will you attend? 62 members have voted

  1. 1. Tailgates

    • ULM
      19
    • BAMA
      34
    • UTSA
      21
    • WVU
      17
    • ISU
      14
    • TCU
      23
    • BAY
      16
    • None
      13
  2. 2. Interested in hosting with a budget?

    • Yes for ULM
      1
    • Yes for TCU
      0
    • Yes for BAY
      2
    • Yes for ALL
      0
    • Muledick
      59

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5 hours ago, Homercles said:

Thanks for the beer and the shade today, y’all.  I didn’t know what to expect, was awkward as fuck as I introduced myself by my handle to Immamac, and was simply told where the beer was…just what I needed before getting bent over at the Tito’s tent.

What kind of tailgate are they running over there? Next time you might consider Deep Eddy. 

Thanks for the beer and the shade today, y’all.  I didn’t know what to expect, was awkward as fuck as I introduced myself by my handle to Immamac, and was simply told where the beer was…just what I needed before getting bent over at the Tito’s tent.
Explaining muledick, lurking, tree fitty and Burnt Ends to my buddy went about as concise as a YGIFS/Lobo post.  I’ll get him to join one of these days…hopefully he was too drunk to remember my handle here.  


You’re supposed to introduce yourself as someone else’s handle.
9 hours ago, justhookit said:

Well it would have made the thread better. Think what you want but she’s good peeps and ^ asking about my girlfriend at the Bama tailgate. Missed a bunch of y’all there.

also no @MissingInAction. No Luna.

so fail.

We will make the next one. Mark it down.

9 hours ago, justhookit said:

Well it would have made the thread better. Think what you want but she’s good peeps and ^ asking about my girlfriend at the Bama tailgate. Missed a bunch of y’all there.

also no @MissingInAction. No Luna.

so fail.

We will make the next one. Mark it down.

12 hours ago, justhookit said:

@Nicole44also isn’t in any of the pics. Either she didn’t go or y’all failed photos

 

And Nicole you got one shot of Cindy in the UT chair upthread on my post. I didn’t kill her. Yet. 😂 See ya next time kiddo.

Man! I wanted to be there. Ended up posting on the football thread. Just horrible allergies/headache stuff. Didn’t feel up to going though I very much look forward to it every home game. Sounds like everyone had a blast. Still too damn hot but the weather should be great for the next one and I will be there! 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

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Had such a great time - really what I needed! Thanks all for coming - who's hosting next game? I've got some leftover beers and the TV all packed up and ready to go. I will just be getting back from Mexico and likely will only be able to make an appearance. 

Just an FYI, some of us sit around the TV and watch the game rather than going in. If you enjoy Texas football, you can listen to me and @immamac take turns drunkenly screaming at the TV.  Hell of a time.

12 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

If you enjoy Texas football, you can listen to me and @immamac take turns drunkenly screaming at the TV.

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45 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Just an FYI, some of us sit around the TV and watch the game rather than going in. If you enjoy Texas football, you can listen to me and @immamac take turns drunkenly screaming at the TV.  Hell of a time.

@immamacrocks as a tailgate party host. He’s just quietly watching and then all the sudden jumps up out of his chair and is like “Fuck.” But that is par for the course of Texas football.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Your new avatar is tits. 

Literally, thanks, I think I will go motor boating here shortly.

On 9/18/2022 at 7:55 PM, immamac said:

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Fucked up

 

On 9/18/2022 at 7:57 PM, Longhornlove said:

Literally, thanks, I think I will go motor boating here shortly.

Evin rude.

evin' in those rude-ass titties?  

Anyone going? I’ll be in 111. Gonna throw an allsups burrito on the field.  

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Not in Lubbock, no. 

Well that’s some kind of bullshit.

Motherfucker. I'm halfway to Lubbock now I find out there's no tailgate? 

19 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Motherfucker. I'm halfway to Lubbock now I find out there's no tailgate? 

Just walk up to one of the tech ones. All you need is a positive std test for them to accept you as one of their own

Just now, Viper said:

Just walk up to one of the tech ones. All you need is a positive std test for them to accept you as one of their own

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

Not in Lubbock, no. 

 

33 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Motherfucker. I'm halfway to Lubbock now I find out there's no tailgate? 

I plan on being halfway blasted by noon tomorrow just to pace myself for the 2:30 kick. It’s on.

Is there a tailgate for WV? I'll be attending another tailgate close to the LBJ Library so I'll make an appearance at both. What's the closest non-garage parking lot? 

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2 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Is there a tailgate for WV? I'll be attending another tailgate close to the LBJ Library so I'll make an appearance at both. What's the closest non-garage parking lot? 

Lot 40. There is, our host can't make it this week so I need someone to basically just pick everything up at my house and take it to tailgate. Otherwise I can likely do it but not attend just drop off and maybe come back for the 2nd half and pick up. 

@immamac will you be running the ISU or TCU tailgates? I'll be at TCU going to the game and hopefully ISU but watching from the tailgate 

Thinking about dropping in and saying hello with my son.  This'll be his first Texas game.

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Yeah. I cancelled my trip to Michigan for Nebraska @ Michigan so I'll be at the TCU game. 

You going to Dallas for OU? Turns out I have to be in Austin that weekend and I’m really pissed about it. Watch party somewhere?

I will be at the circled 93 spot on Saturday. Where is the Surly set up going to be? What time is a good time to show up? 

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13 minutes ago, immamac said:

We are 91. I’ll likely drop the stuff off at 2 and get all set up then have to head back to do some family stuff. I’ll be back for the 2nd half and a little bit of postgame. 

Sweet, just a few feet away. I can't get there until about 3-3:30 otherwise I would help set up. I guess I'll meet some of you on Saturday. 

10 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

You should be able to Uber there easily, T-shirt Sip

That was my next option if I can't find something between now and Friday evening. 

37 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

I will be at the circled 93 spot on Saturday. Where is the Surly set up going to be? What time is a good time to show up? 

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Oh. You're tailgating with those 93 assholes?

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Oh. You're tailgating with those 93 assholes?

It's a vendor sponsored tailgate. I don't know them. I'm fighting on the Surly side if shit breaks off. 

5 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

It's a vendor sponsored tailgate. I don't know them. I'm fighting on the Surly side if shit breaks off. 

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12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

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Damn right! I can also run the 3rd leg of a relay race between both parties. 

old man running GIF by RunnerSpace.com

 

 

7 hours ago, immamac said:

I'll be in Dallas, but can spring for a watch party in Austin if enough interest. 

I'll get back with you after Saturday's game. 

She’s with her boyfriend (nice guy), but can I bring Natasha Verma to the tailgate?

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