August 24, 20223 yr Score: Texas 52 - ULM 16 38 - 7 at half Bijan 181 total yards (124 Rushing, 59 receiving) - all in the 1st half
August 24, 20223 yr Texas - 45ULM - 13Bijan - 192 APY (130 Rushing/62 Passing)I currently have nine 6 week old large breed puppies at home and two kids under 6 YO. Our season cannot possibly involve more shit than my daily life. Bonus call for 8 - 4 regular season record.
August 24, 20223 yr UT - 56 ULM - 10 Bijan runs for 175 and goes 4-30 receiving. Comes out after two drives in the 2nd half. D'Shawn Jamison gets one pick, Anthony Cook gets the other. Ovie gets 2 sacks. No funny stories, I'm too damn focused on the upcoming season.
August 26, 20223 yr 56 -20 217yds I jumped off the cliff at Hamilton's pool, split my shorts up the seam to my waist and bruised a rib when I hit, then half swam, half dog-paddled to the shore and promptly puked up about a gallon of Coors light and burger king 2 for 4 buck whoppers. Some guy on the shoreline asked me if I was from Louisiana.
August 26, 20223 yr TX 45 ULM 13 Bijan 194 total yards. He doesn't play half the 3rd quarter or any of the 4th quarter.
August 26, 20223 yr Score Prediction: Texas 56 v ULM 17 Prop Bet: Bijan- 179 yards total offense- 131 rushing 48 receiving I'm attending the opener in person. Have yet to see the new stadium in its glory at night, but I am looking forward to it for this game. Really hoping that we see something special out of this group and have good season to show for it when it's all done. Hook 'em.
August 26, 20223 yr Texas 45 ULM 20 Bijan goes for a total of 232 yards. Joke of my story is on me. I married aggy. Producer: cue up the Price is Right you lost music. TEXAS! ou still sucks. Edited August 26, 20223 yr by Bevo&Pevo
August 28, 20223 yr Author Fall camp is over. Week zero is over. The season is here. It is the official start of game week, and I get to go take my son (our first UT game ever together b/c he doesn’t really like sports- but maybe this year) to the mick off of the Quinn Ewers experience. I’m pretty excited even if it just is a directional Louisiana school. Let’s do this.
August 28, 20223 yr Texas 38 LA 21 Bijan with 146 rushing; 90 receiving I didn't have any family or friend connections to UT growing up. One of the main reasons I became a Longhorn was because my elementary school librarian was a Sooner. She would do this cool thing every year where she would play both Texas Fight and Boomer Sooner every day during the week of TX/OU. As a Texan, I naturally gravitated towards the song of my state school. The rest is history.
August 28, 20223 yr Texas - 70 ULM - 0 Bijan has 245 from scrimmage on 18 touches. 202 rushing on 14 attempts and 43 receiving on 4 touches only 3 TDs all rushing
August 28, 20223 yr Is there a post or thread somewhere with what the 995ers were told about yesterday's practice?
August 28, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, Chopper said: Is there a post or thread somewhere with what the 995ers were told about yesterday's practice? That'll be this one too. Fall camp is over. I'll unlock that thread once this one gets everyone in here. There are still camp related things that should go in there.
August 28, 20223 yr This surprises me. There are a few people who think Bijan is going to throw the ball a lot if he is getting passing yards. I think that is possible but why no receiving yards?
August 28, 20223 yr On 8/23/2022 at 6:45 PM, Hiphopopotamos said: This kid is not physically imposing.
August 28, 20223 yr 45-7 ( everyone freaks out when ewers throws a pick 6, everyone thinks the defense is amazing after pitching a shut out except for the pick six) Bijan with 165 yards rushing, 67 yards recieving Laramie kicks a 62 yard fg, is carried off by his teammates Edited August 28, 20223 yr by Acropora
August 28, 20223 yr Texas 72 Losers 12 Bijan 232 total yards RoJo 133 total yards KRob 102 total yards 623 yards total offense
August 28, 20223 yr I wish we could trick this thread out some more. Oh well. So, no notes anywhere on the scrimmage yesterday? Weird.
August 28, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said: Fall camp is over. Week zero is over. The season is here. It is the official start of game week, and I get to go take my son (our first UT game ever together b/c he doesn’t really like sports- but maybe this year) to the mick off of the Quinn Ewers experience. I’m pretty excited even if it just is a directional Louisiana school. Let’s do this.
August 28, 20223 yr 52-17 Texas Bijan - 162 yards hype for a win over Alabama - thru the fucking roof
August 28, 20223 yr Final score: UT 56 ULM 17 Bijan goes for 140 on 10 Carries and get 21 more in the air Bonus: Texas throws for 300 and rushes for 300 more
August 28, 20223 yr Texas 52-17 Bijan: 169 rushing, 2 tds and 55 receving. 224 total yds. Ewers: 369 yds, 4 tds, 2 ints. Two deep bombs to Worthy. Edited August 28, 20223 yr by Bigbend1812
August 28, 20223 yr Damn, even the surly game week thread has an NIL deal. #weretexasGONG Texas 44 Not Texas 20 Bijan 169 yards
August 28, 20223 yr Texas- 49 ULM- 13 Bijan 197 total yards (162 rushing, 35 receiving) 2TD's Whittington goes for 100+ receiving
August 28, 20223 yr Hey does anyone know if this is the game week thread, and if so, if it's sponsored by anyone?
August 28, 20223 yr Popular Post IMO, we need to separate the news and notes game week thread from the predictions thread. No offense to anyone but I don't really need to keep up with this if it's just people posting their predictions.
August 28, 20223 yr On 8/23/2022 at 5:08 PM, Wulaw Horn said: Score Prediction: Texas 52 v ULM 13 Prop Bet: Bijan- 197 yards total offense- 47 rushing 150 passing. True story- this week, I'm sitting by myself at a table at the Chinese Buffet in Humble Texas minding my own business, literally sitting with my head down looking at my phone and eating, while listening to Bobby Burton and Gerry Hamilton on their Youtube video talk about Ewers being named starter. All of sudden I hear someone yell- fuck you mother fucker. I look around. This sociopath is yelling at me. I look at him, completely confused. Yeah you- cover your mouth when you fucking cough or I'm going to go over there and shut your fucking mouth for you. He's screaming at the top of his lungs. It's really weird, because he's sitting at a table with his 55 year old mom and dad, who don't look at him, talk to him, look at me, or do anything but continue to eat. I'm sitting at least 20 feet away. By myself. Didn't even know I coughed- not like I was sick or anything. One of the most bizarre experiences of my life. How is this topical? They were all wearing windbreakers and LSU hats on a 94 degree 82% humidity day in Houston. The town is overrun with people that never left after Katrina. I love visiting that state. The food is awesome. The party atmosphere is amazing. The debauchery is off the hook. But every time I go there I get the feeling I'm in a third world country. Partying with LSU fans in Omaha? Awesome. Having 20k of them descend on Austin? Not so great. I look forward to beating their ass once we join the SEC. In the meantime I guess we will have to take out the trash and beat up on their regarded wimpy cousin that ever so much wanted to go to LSU but couldn't pass the 3rd grade proficiency test that 7 out of 10 LSU students use to get admitted to school there. Beat ULM. First game of the rest of the season. Can't hardly wait. Texas wins 42-17 Bijan 173 total yards My story - Nobody should win who can't manage paragraph breaks.
August 28, 20223 yr Texas 45-10 Bijan gets us 145 yards. Ewers stays in the full game with Freshmen oline getting in some reps.
August 28, 20223 yr Author 10 minutes ago, ztejas said: Hey does anyone know if this is the game week thread, and if so, if it's sponsored by anyone? It won’t be like this every week. Just trying to let y’all know we are giving away $2,000 for free this football season- now that it’s been announced it’s been announced. 10 minutes ago, Red Five said: IMO, we need to separate the news and notes game week thread from the predictions thread. No offense to anyone but I don't really need to keep up with this if it's just people posting their predictions. Edited August 28, 20223 yr by Wulaw Horn
August 28, 20223 yr 16 minutes ago, Red Five said: IMO, we need to separate the news and notes game week thread from the predictions thread. No offense to anyone but I don't really need to keep up with this if it's just people posting their predictions. The idea is for the prediction thread and game week thread to be different they were kinda mashed up for this first one to announce the sponsorship like wulaw said.
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