August 28, 20223 yr Texas 51 ULM 10 Bijan 139 yards 2 TD. 48 Rec yards 1 TD Bonus: Quinn 312 yards 3 TD 1 Int
August 28, 20223 yr Texas-52 ULM-17 Bijan 208 total yards 128 rush 80 pass (rested by the second possession of the 3rd qtr)
August 28, 20223 yr Anyone have mock game notes from yesterday? All crickets? After watching the Nebraska 2nd half meltdown yesterday by Casey "Fuckboy" Thompson I am feeling spectacularly optimistic about the season.
August 28, 20223 yr Prediction: Texas 52 - ULM 24 Prop : Bijan - 167 (145 rushing on 16 carries, 22 receiving on 2 catches)
August 28, 20223 yr Popular Post 20 minutes ago, immamac said: Anyone have mock game notes from yesterday? All crickets? After watching the Nebraska 2nd half meltdown yesterday by Casey "Fuckboy" Thompson I am feeling spectacularly optimistic about the season. This isn't the Casey Thompson thread.
August 28, 20223 yr On 8/23/2022 at 3:25 PM, Wulaw Horn said: I should note this is just like last year: the normal game week thread. Is it though? Because I'm not seeing any cheerleader pics. Let me remedy that. I'll just Google a few photos. ... Oh, so that's why there are no pics in this thread. Well, I did the work so here it is--you should be warned that a crazy number of photos on their Facebook page is them getting food.
August 28, 20223 yr Popular Post 9 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said: Is it though? Because I'm not seeing any cheerleader pics. Let me remedy that. I'll just Google a few photos. ... Oh, so that's why there are no pics in this thread. Well, I did the work so here it is--you should be warned that a crazy number of photos on their Facebook page is them getting food. We're gonna need a bigger stadium.
August 28, 20223 yr ULM is bad, and Sark will sense an enormous opportunity to earn a transitive victory Alabama (plays ULM 9/17), thus making the result of the week 2 matchup completely irrelevant. Texas defense is bad too, though, so ULM gets on the board a bit. Texas: 52 ULM: 17 Bijan: 199 yards from scrimmage.
August 28, 20223 yr 43 minutes ago, immamac said: Anyone have mock game notes from yesterday? All crickets? After watching the Nebraska 2nd half meltdown yesterday by Casey "Fuckboy" Thompson I am feeling spectacularly optimistic about the season. Damn it. They still have to prove it to me but I can't help but me optimistic. I love that Thompson is gone. I am excited to see what Ewers can do. Our OL and Defense can't be worse than last year, can it? Texas: 49 ULM: 24 Bijan 169 yards and 3 TDs.
August 28, 20223 yr Prediction: UT 55 - ULM 10 B Rob: 155 yds on 10 carries, 52 receiving, 3 TDs and is in the sex tent by second half Edited August 28, 20223 yr by JesusSweatDuck
August 28, 20223 yr Texas: 66 ULM: 10 We run Bijan down their fucking throats until he hits the 200 yard rushing mark. Then we bring in K Robinson to dust their tired, gumbo fucks to close out the game.
August 28, 20223 yr I think if we can help it Bijan gets just enough touches and yards /TD's that will still be impressive in the Heisman race then he's pulled off we're ahead big. My best guess is they want to spare him as much damage as possible before Bama
August 28, 20223 yr 22 minutes ago, gmr548 said: Sark will sense an enormous opportunity to earn a transitive victory Alabama (plays ULM 9/17), thus making the result of the week 2 matchup completely irrelevant. I hope our coach isn’t thinking about transitive victories.
August 28, 20223 yr Popular Post I don't see how people don't think this team scores 10 touchdowns. Sark doesn't dial down the plays and we are paying them to come lose at DKR, they don't get a mercy killing in front of a home crowd. Fucking Cole Lourd is gonna throw for 2TD's
August 28, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Reese Bennett said: Is it though? Because I'm not seeing any cheerleader pics. Let me remedy that. I'll just Google a few photos. ... Oh, so that's why there are no pics in this thread. Well, I did the work so here it is--you should be warned that a crazy number of photos on their Facebook page is them getting food. Top left. Whys Keondre Coburn in the pics.
August 28, 20223 yr 9 minutes ago, immamac said: I don't see how people don't think this team scores 10 touchdowns. Sark doesn't dial down the plays and we are paying them to come lose at DKR, they don't get a mercy killing in front of a home crowd. Fucking Cole Lourd is gonna throw for 2TD's Yeah I think we hang 60+. Not sure how people think they are holding us below 40.
August 28, 20223 yr I’ll be shocked if bijan gets more carries than Jonathan brooks in this game. I think Quinn gets plenty of work, but bijan (badass) and rojo (badass/injury) will be on a pitch count. im thinking 52 -7 unless it’s ugly early and we get backups in early on defense.
August 28, 20223 yr After watching CT derp the end of the Neb/NW game and realizing that somehow Sark had him lead the B12 in TDs in spite of his derpyness, I am on the bandwagon of we are going to score and score often. Watching CT flub several deep outs and hearing Sark say Ewers can make all the throws also makes me wonder how much we didn’t see out of the playbook last season. Im going 68-13 with one ST and one D score. Bijan will sit at half, Ewers at the end of the 3rd.
August 28, 20223 yr Theme for this game is just don't look like shit right? We can't find out anything good from this one but can find out a whole lot of bad.
August 28, 20223 yr 5 minutes ago, Hermanator said: We can't find out anything good from this one but can find out a whole lot of bad.
August 28, 20223 yr 15 minutes ago, Atticus said: I’ll be shocked if bijan gets more carries than Jonathan brooks in this game. I think Quinn gets plenty of work, but bijan (badass) and rojo (badass/injury) will be on a pitch count. im thinking 52 -7 unless it’s ugly early and we get backups in early on defense. You do realize that every game matters in a heisman season right? they are going to gun for at least 100 YPG before sitting him.
August 28, 20223 yr Anyone have mock game notes from yesterday? All crickets? After watching the Nebraska 2nd half meltdown yesterday by Casey "Fuckboy" Thompson I am feeling spectacularly optimistic about the season.Sounds like someone doesn’t want to make it to Week 2.
August 28, 20223 yr 5 minutes ago, Bevo said: Does the football week start on Monday or Sunday? Sunday. Week 0 finished yesterday. Week 1 begins today.
August 28, 20223 yr 54 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said: Top left. Whys Keondre Coburn in the pics. I just hope their OL is not as big as their cheer squad.
August 28, 20223 yr 59 minutes ago, ztejas said: Yeah I think we hang 60+. Not sure how people think they are holding us below 40. 3 freshmen starting on the OL I think is good enough reason. We’ve got huge questions on both sides of the ball
August 28, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said: 3 freshmen starting on the OL I think is good enough reason. We’ve got huge questions on both sides of the ball We're playing fucking ULM. You think Kelvin Banks is going to sweat his matchup?
August 28, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Reese Bennett said: Is it though? Because I'm not seeing any cheerleader pics. Let me remedy that. I'll just Google a few photos. ... Oh, so that's why there are no pics in this thread. Well, I did the work so here it is--you should be warned that a crazy number of photos on their Facebook page is them getting food. Edited August 28, 20223 yr by Bigbend1812 Me either. Brushfire taco #3 for the day.
August 28, 20223 yr 49 minutes ago, immamac said: You do realize that every game matters in a heisman season right? they are going to gun for at least 100 YPG before sitting him. That’s great and all, but I think they’ll worry about the heisman campaign after worrying about keeping Bijan healthy for Bama. I’m sure sark has a lot cooked up for that game, but Bijan is the key. Can’t risk that.
August 28, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, Atticus said: That’s great and all, but I think they’ll worry about the heisman campaign after worrying about keeping Bijan healthy for Bama. I’m sure sark has a lot cooked up for that game, but Bijan is the key. Can’t risk that. They absolutely will not. Bijan will see ~20 touches
August 28, 20223 yr 52-17 Texas Bijan has 134 rush yards and 2 TDs in the first half with with 32 receiving yards and we don’t see him in the 2nd half.
August 28, 20223 yr 52-17 Horns. Bijan goes for 183. Ewers has two 50+ yard TDs. Edited August 28, 20223 yr by jinx
August 28, 20223 yr 14 minutes ago, immamac said: They absolutely will not. Bijan will see ~20 touches Nah, probably closer to 15 total. If we need him more than that, then we arent doing so well.
August 28, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Reese Bennett said: Is it though? Because I'm not seeing any cheerleader pics. Let me remedy that. I'll just Google a few photos. ... Oh, so that's why there are no pics in this thread. Well, I did the work so here it is--you should be warned that a crazy number of photos on their Facebook page is them getting food. Man, I tried to pick one sure fire “would” in this group and couldn’t find one.
August 28, 20223 yr Score Prediction: Texas 49 v ULM 14 Prop Bet: Bijan- 114 yards total offense- 86 rushing 28 receiving. Could easily get more but Sark benches him the sequence after he gets over 100.
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