August 28, 20223 yr Goddamn criminal shame that possibly the best RB in T Texas history might be done with the 40 acres with less than 4000 yds
August 28, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, immamac said: Sunday. Week 0 finished yesterday. Week 1 begins today. I think we should reserve Sundays for meltdowns. Edited August 28, 20223 yr by JBJ
August 28, 20223 yr 45-31 Texas. Prop: Quinn throws 3 TDs and 1 Int. Both Bijan and JWhitt have 100+ all purpose yards. Sanders has a big game and scores TD.
August 28, 20223 yr Score Prediction: Texas 63 v ULM 17 Prop Bet: Bijan- 164 yards total offense- 125 rushing 39 receiving
August 28, 20223 yr Texas 61 ulm 20 bijan has 223 total yards midway through the 3rd quarter with long runs of 66, 58 and long reception of 37. He gets 17 touches for a nice start to his heisman campaign with 13 ypt. We see one defensive score, one special teams score and 3 missed fg/ep…the score will look closer than it is. There’s a reason ULM is 127 in FPI
August 28, 20223 yr Popular Post No way we score under 50 to a school that does not even have one cheerleader that you can jerk off to. Texas 55 ULM 17
August 28, 20223 yr 58-17 Horns win. Bijan rushes for 147 and receives for 38 3TD Shut down early, big week ahead. RB room needs reps. If I win I’ll 3x the win money and donate to Burnt Ends.
August 28, 20223 yr ULM has an entire cheer squad of Tom Herman’s, them hoes looked different in every fucking picture.
August 28, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, oldhorn2 said: Goddamn criminal shame that possibly the best RB in T Texas history might be done with the 40 acres with less than 4000 yds Whoa The two statues at the stadium think you might ought to tap the brakes on that.
August 28, 20223 yr Horns 52-LA Monroe 17Bijan will have 150 all purpose yards in the first half. We’ll sit him the 2nd half while the backups Keilan, Brooks, and Blue run amok. RoJo will sit much of the 2nd half too. Ewers will have a couple deep bomb TDs. The TEs will have a coming out party.The D will look serviceable.
August 28, 20223 yr 56-17 Bijan 150 yds, 3 td’s: 1 rush over 30 yd for TD. QE has 1 int, 3 passing td’s, 1 over 40 yds, completes >64%. > 40 yds rec for tight ends Defense gives up a few head-scratchers but overall looks more sound.
August 28, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, Reese Bennett said: Is it though? Because I'm not seeing any cheerleader pics. Let me remedy that. I'll just Google a few photos. ... Oh, so that's why there are no pics in this thread. Well, I did the work so here it is--you should be warned that a crazy number of photos on their Facebook page is them getting food. Whole lot of Vic bait in those photos size wise.
August 28, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, Reese Bennett said: Is it though? Because I'm not seeing any cheerleader pics. Let me remedy that. I'll just Google a few photos. ... Oh, so that's why there are no pics in this thread. Well, I did the work so here it is--you should be warned that a crazy number of photos on their Facebook page is them getting food. Good lord, the talent level between north and south Louisiana is insane. North truly is Arkansas
August 28, 20223 yr We gave up 18 to ULL last year, we didn't get worse on defense. ULM is ass my dude. Only way they are putting up big points is if our backups a long way from being ready to play.
August 28, 20223 yr Just a thought... can we have separate threads for discussion and the contest? A lot of the posts in here are just going to be people dropping in their contest entries which will hinder actual discussion.
August 28, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Newy25 said: No way we score under 50 to a school that does not even have one cheerleader that you can jerk off to. Texas 55 ULM 17 You seriously underestimate this fucking lot of degenerates we have here Edited August 28, 20223 yr by TankedBevo
August 28, 20223 yr I think we go up big and Card comes in and throws for 300 yards and 5 tds in the second half creating controversy
August 28, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, Reese Bennett said: Is it though? Because I'm not seeing any cheerleader pics. Let me remedy that. I'll just Google a few photos. ... Oh, so that's why there are no pics in this thread. Well, I did the work so here it is--you should be warned that a crazy number of photos on their Facebook page is them getting food. Warhawk? More like porkchop.
August 28, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, immamac said: I don't see how people don't think this team scores 10 touchdowns. Sark doesn't dial down the plays and we are paying them to come lose at DKR, they don't get a mercy killing in front of a home crowd. Fucking Cole Lourd is gonna throw for 2TD's Because no one does that. Even if it's 42-0 at half, they'll trot the starters out for a series each in the third quarter, and walk ons will be playing by the fourth.
August 28, 20223 yr Score Prediction: UT - 55; ULM - 20 Bijan: 176 total yds Edited August 28, 20223 yr by Henry Hill
August 28, 20223 yr If the offense doesn't score 50 it's a bad performance. The defense who knows what we'll get. But if this team is going to win 9 to 10 games it has to be on the shoulders of Ewers and the offense. Defense probably isn't close to being good enough yet to carry games. Edited August 28, 20223 yr by Hermanator
August 28, 20223 yr 21 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said: I think we go up big and Card comes in and throws for 300 yards and 5 tds in the second half creating controversy Card isn't going to play 'mop up' duty - no reason for him to burn what might be an additional season of eligibility at SMU. I could see Murphy or Wright out there handing the ball off if things get to lopsided.
August 28, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said: Card isn't going to play 'mop up' duty - no reason for him to burn what might be an additional season of eligibility at SMU. I could see Murphy or Wright out there handing the ball off if things get to lopsided. You know players can play 4 games without burning a year, right?
August 28, 20223 yr Wind's in the east. Mist coming in. Like something is brewing-about to begin. Call me Mary Poppins, but I think the boys go off. 72-14 good guys. Bijan has over three hundred yards in a little over a half. 244 rushing, 60-ish in the air.
August 28, 20223 yr 17 minutes ago, gmr548 said: Because no one does that. Even if it's 42-0 at half, they'll trot the starters out for a series each in the third quarter, and walk ons will be playing by the fourth. Is Cole Lourd suddenly a fucking scholarship player?
August 28, 20223 yr IT projects the offensive depth chart QB: Quinn Ewers, Hudson Card, Maalik Murphy, Charles Wright RB: Bijan Robinson, Roschon Johnson, Keilan Robinson, Jonathon Brooks, Jaydon Blue WR: Xavier Worthy, Brenen Thompson, Jaden Alexis WR: Jordan Whittington, Tarique Milton, Savion Red WR: Casey Cain, Troy Omeire, Gabe Sulser TE: Ja’Tavion Sanders, Jahleel Billingsley, Gunnar Helm, Juan Davis, Brayden Liebrock LT: Kelvin Banks, Andrej Karic LG: Hayden Conner, Malik Agbo, Max Merrill C Jake Majors, Logan Parr, Connor Robertson RG: Cole Hutson, DJ Campbell, Sawyer Goram-Welch RT: Christian Jones, Cam Williams, Neto Umeozulu Edited August 28, 20223 yr by pacman
August 28, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, immamac said: Is Cole Lourd suddenly a fucking scholarship player? With the third team OL blocking for him, he'd be on medical scholarship by end of the day.
August 28, 20223 yr Predictions: (1) We win by 27. (2) Someone else gets hurt. Hopefully it isn't a major injury and isn't to a starter on a meaningless series.
August 28, 20223 yr We win. Texas 4x ULM x We run 11 personnel, then change to 21 w JWhitt in the backfield alongside Bijan... Whatwhat! Saban wets himself just a little.
August 28, 20223 yr 12 minutes ago, gmr548 said: With the third team OL blocking for him, he'd be on medical scholarship by end of the day. Do you have brain damage? Fresh 3rd team Texas OL would be a fair matchup against first team ULM. That's how fucking big of a difference there is here.
August 28, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, oldhorn2 said: Goddamn criminal shame that possibly the best RB in T Texas history might be done with the 40 acres with less than 4000 yds If he doesn't, he isn't. That's why Ricky and Earl are fucking legends. Bijan is really special, but can he be great? We'll see.
August 28, 20223 yr 11 minutes ago, immamac said: Do you have brain damage? Fresh 3rd team Texas OL would be a fair matchup against first team ULM. That's how fucking big of a difference there is here. He's just continuing his satyanash shtick. Tiresome and pointless but he gets off on it, just like satya.
August 28, 20223 yr 30 minutes ago, pacman said: IT projects the offensive depth chart QB: Quinn Ewers, Hudson Card, Maalik Murphy, Charles Wright RB: Bijan Robinson, Roschon Johnson, Keilan Robinson, Jonathon Brooks, Jaydon Blue WR: Xavier Worthy, Brenen Thompson, Jaden Alexis WR: Jordan Whittington, Tarique Milton, Savion Red WR: Casey Cain, Troy Omeire, Gabe Sulser TE: Ja’Tavion Sanders, Jahleel Billingsley, Gunnar Helm, Juan Davis, Brayden Liebrock LT: Kelvin Banks, Andrej Karic LG: Hayden Conner, Malik Agbo, Max Merrill C Jake Majors, Logan Parr, Connor Robertson RG: Cole Hutson, DJ Campbell, Sawyer Goram-Welch RT: Christian Jones, Cam Williams, Neto Umeozulu QB - great but obviously young RB - great WR1 - great WR2 - great WR3 - first chink in the armor Ted TE - great but young LT - very good but young LG - very good but young C - uhhh RG - very good but young RT - questionable with some youth
August 28, 20223 yr 40 minutes ago, Eggo said: You know players can play 4 games without burning a year, right? I'm well aware. He's not going to burn one of those games for blowout mop up duty in Week 1 of the season - the kid has been a starter and doesn't need snap work with the 3rd string OL.
August 28, 20223 yr Texas 59 ULM 10 Bijan 131 all purpose yards (97 rushing + 34 receiving, 2 TDs), is benched halfway through the second quarter
August 28, 20223 yr 16 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said: I'm well aware. He's not going to burn one of those games for blowout mop up duty in Week 1 of the season - the kid has been a starter and doesn't need snap work with the 3rd string OL. He is also going to need tape to improve his portal landing spot next year. If he just sits all year to preserve his eligibility, he isn’t going to have a lot of suitors based on what is on film from last year.
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